Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

i won at Scrabble
but had two blanks, four s's.
Rosencrantz was pissed.
Haiku # 18448, February 3, 2002 3:57 am ET
by scott (or was it Guildenstern?)
cache
Haiku # 18447, February 3, 2002 2:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash why didn't you
go through the google back door?
the google cashe of bad.
Haiku # 18446, February 3, 2002 2:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i can't hardly wait
after such a hiatus
time for some haiku
Haiku # 18445, February 2, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by ash
but the real test is
is it moxie-proof??? can it
be made moxie-proof?
Haiku # 18444, February 1, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this site has a new
whiter white! Much better than
that dusty old site was
Haiku # 18443, February 1, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am chewing gum
minty freshness in my mouth
it lost its flavor
Haiku # 18442, February 1, 2002 7:06 pm ET
by chewing gum
we have no snow here
watching the weather channel
top story: weather
Haiku # 18441, February 1, 2002 7:02 pm ET
by la
I am in a funk
Months and months of work ahead
Gotta pay the man
Haiku # 18440, February 1, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Mojo
Finally reborn!
Bad Haiku is back up at a
new, permanent home.
Haiku # 18439, February 1, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by Adam of T.O.
If you are seeing
This haiku, then you can post
On our new server
Haiku # 18438, February 1, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by Janis
asdf
Haiku # 18437, February 1, 2002 3:18 pm ET
by sdf
all janis's base
are belong to us,
take off every zig
Haiku # 18436, January 31, 2002 3:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It will all survive
I am downloading the 'base
Every single night

Right now I'm waiting
For the domain name to switch
To it's brand new host.

(any day now)
Haiku # 18435, January 30, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by Janis (to scott)
if I had to guess
I expect our recent posts
won't survive the move
Haiku # 18434, January 30, 2002 1:24 pm ET
by scott (true, Janis?)
this year is better
than breakfast or dinner were
worse than tofu though
Haiku # 18433, January 30, 2002 9:11 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
entropy is still
a state of mind, so far this
year ain't been better.
Haiku # 18432, January 30, 2002 5:50 am ET
by moxie of fuck you
entropy distilled,
memepool really sucks these days,
Boing boing is better.
Haiku # 18431, January 30, 2002 3:55 am ET
by Nick Numb
reclaimed my kitchen
from mold and dirty dishes
entropy postponed
Haiku # 18430, January 30, 2002 3:10 am ET
by scott
I, gliding, rushing
over slippery electrons,
back to bad haiku
Haiku # 18429, January 29, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Nick Numb
hello fly
you are in an airplane
buzz buzz
Haiku # 18428, January 29, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
us troops wining
shoot-self-in-foot metals in
afghanistan war
Haiku # 18427, January 29, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
funeral shroud of
snow, san francisco dresses
for my aunt's passing
Haiku # 18426, January 29, 2002 5:28 am ET
by k
I do find the new
site refreshing sans ronins
boisterous flirting
Haiku # 18425, January 29, 2002 4:52 am ET
by Brittany Spears, and bonus! still no moxie
pythons love chickens
yet find them no match for their
anagramming skills
Haiku # 18424, January 29, 2002 2:47 am ET
by k of literati gaming room

.you're just jealous ape
anyway what is this site
.and who's this chicken
Haiku # 18423, January 28, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by ronin@ismellconspiracy
The last time ralph klein
had a urine test it had
an olive in it
Haiku # 18422, January 28, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Western Canadian Haiku
in the python's cage:
an oblivious chicken.
live in the moment
Haiku # 18421, January 28, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by scott (pun intended...if intentions count for anything)
back from India
didn't get malaria
only writer's block
Haiku # 18420, January 28, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by scott
ha ha ha ronin
we, over at the new site
ditched your sorry ass
Haiku # 18418, January 28, 2002 11:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is ronin a dolt?
ronin does sound like a dolt
and if that is him.....

he looks like a dolt a really short dolt
Haiku # 18417, January 28, 2002 11:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

..........is that you janis
..looks like you have to shed off
.......here let me help you

(i got ways more than one, baby)
Haiku # 18416, January 26, 2002 6:05 am ET
by ronin
can you believe it?
mox makes it through the guantlet
but ash? and mellie?
Haiku # 18415, January 26, 2002 3:51 am ET
by Modern Times the shocking truth

.......egad moxie's back
ahhh the sufferings we have
.....to endure once more
Haiku # 18409, January 25, 2002 9:09 pm ET
by ronin

......ahem sweet babe k
dont you grow tired of flirting
........get the real thing
Haiku # 18408, January 25, 2002 9:05 pm ET
by ronin@thataintashhesashgrandsonmorelikeit

i know who's number
.......18379, it's
..scottie-lad me boy
Haiku # 18407, January 25, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by ronin@andyeahmoxiemustbeawashedouthippiegoluckyjunkie
but he is so, so
very unconditionally
cluelessly clueless!
Haiku # 18406, January 25, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by Nick Numb_propaganda worthy of Mao
death in SugarLand,
Enron ex-exec. Commits
Haiku # 18405, January 25, 2002 5:13 pm ET
by Nick Numb walt disney,s in hell
the american
taliban, son of Marin
but so damn clueless!
Haiku # 18404, January 25, 2002 6:34 am ET
by k of just barely south of Marin county
k will you please post
more pictures of your pussy?
that would be so nice
Haiku # 18403, January 25, 2002 5:01 am ET
by moxie
I have changed the
back door so only I can
post ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 18402, January 25, 2002 4:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
elite troops killing
badly outnumbered starving
poorly armed peasants

what fuck-wit 'heroes'
Haiku # 18401, January 25, 2002 4:55 am ET
by trained in the USA and doing their jobs
mind cancers, those tunes
they lead your brain cells around
endless loop d' loops
Haiku # 18400, January 24, 2002 12:53 am ET
by Nick Numb but I like the Doors
this is the end____
beau-ti-ful friend, the end__________
of our e-lab-orate....

Haiku # 18399, January 24, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rumsfeld must be a
bondage freak if he thinks that
THAT is humane

whip me hon, whip your donnie-boy!!
Haiku # 18398, January 23, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that should be horny,
don't make a mistake and fuck
horney instead of me

opps 5-7-6!
Haiku # 18397, January 23, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by horny and looking
yes k if i had
somewhere else to put my post
i would not be here
Haiku # 18396, January 23, 2002 1:37 pm ET
by horney and looking
no life? well of course
not. Do you think ANYONE
of us would post here

otherwise????
Haiku # 18395, January 23, 2002 7:47 am ET
by k of ha! what is the definition of 'having a life' anyway? I'd say it would be Moxie!
superman is a
fascist, is this news? adolph
knew long time ago

why does this shock me?
the superhero comics
didn't prepare me.
Haiku # 18394, January 22, 2002 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sniffing round the web
we find a simple backdoor
do we not have lives?
Haiku # 18393, January 22, 2002 8:08 pm ET
by C.Frup
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