Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

mind cancers, those tunes
they lead your brain cells around
endless loop d' loops
Haiku # 18400, January 24, 2002 12:53 am ET
by Nick Numb but I like the Doors
this is the end____
beau-ti-ful friend, the end__________
of our e-lab-orate....

Haiku # 18399, January 24, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rumsfeld must be a
bondage freak if he thinks that
THAT is humane

whip me hon, whip your donnie-boy!!
Haiku # 18398, January 23, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that should be horny,
don't make a mistake and fuck
horney instead of me

opps 5-7-6!
Haiku # 18397, January 23, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by horny and looking
yes k if i had
somewhere else to put my post
i would not be here
Haiku # 18396, January 23, 2002 1:37 pm ET
by horney and looking
no life? well of course
not. Do you think ANYONE
of us would post here

otherwise????
Haiku # 18395, January 23, 2002 7:47 am ET
by k of ha! what is the definition of 'having a life' anyway? I'd say it would be Moxie!
superman is a
fascist, is this news? adolph
knew long time ago

why does this shock me?
the superhero comics
didn't prepare me.
Haiku # 18394, January 22, 2002 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sniffing round the web
we find a simple backdoor
do we not have lives?
Haiku # 18393, January 22, 2002 8:08 pm ET
by C.Frup
Don't make your haikus
a run-on sentence, as they
sound really awful.
Haiku # 18392, January 22, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that wasn't really
Mox, I was jest tryin' to
scare you haiku folk

-even a dumb-ass texan can get through to post
Haiku # 18391, January 22, 2002 5:54 pm ET
by Yawl
ronin looking like
those ancient Roman or Greek
warriors......short...real.....short
Haiku # 18390, January 22, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Tuesday: Site still live
I guess they forgot about
Taking the thing down
Haiku # 18389, January 22, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Janis
Haven't you learned that
It's hard to anger Janis
This is quite fun, eh?
Haiku # 18388, January 22, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by Janis
WE, flutter, flutter
want a picture of Sheena,
she gave good sweater.
Haiku # 18387, January 22, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by The Moths
when your mom told you
the facts of life mox she said,
'stick that in pussy'

she didn't mean the poor house-cat!!!
shame...!
Haiku # 18386, January 22, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Stop that! right now moxie leave the kitty alone
i'm sorry moxie
did you want to say something?
moxie? we miss you

really.
Haiku # 18385, January 22, 2002 8:41 am ET
by k


moxie was lonely
so one day he went to the
pound, hoping for a

feline companion,
however, it looks to me
like cats hate him too.
Haiku # 18384, January 22, 2002 8:39 am ET
by k


janis HATES it when
you flood her site, she doesn't
have time for that crap!
Haiku # 18383, January 22, 2002 8:36 am ET
by k


this next picture is
indeed of the mythical
ronin...flirting again....
Haiku # 18382, January 22, 2002 8:34 am ET
by k


ash?
Haiku # 18381, January 22, 2002 8:33 am ET
by k


Hey there everyone!
Look what I found, a picture
of dreaded Moxie!
Haiku # 18380, January 22, 2002 7:17 am ET
by k



Haiku # 18379, January 22, 2002 7:16 am ET
by uhhh.....
There is all that
terrorist tobacco leaf,
lots of cheap whores too
Haiku # 18378, January 22, 2002 3:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
is it just me? or
is bush now trying to start
a war with Cuba?
Haiku # 18377, January 22, 2002 2:58 am ET
by Modern Times
unknown reasons eh.
sounds like a rat a bush-rat,
terrorist haiku
Haiku # 18376, January 22, 2002 2:54 am ET
by Modern Times
hello there moxie,
how are you? are you feeling
bad today? tell us......
Haiku # 18375, January 22, 2002 2:50 am ET
by Awwwwwwwwwwww

......hello there moxie
how you doin there pigdog
......so near yet so far

Haiku # 18369, January 22, 2002 2:00 am ET
by ronin@chucklesnortlechuckle

.......har har har moxie's
been barred from torturing us
......with his endless blab
Haiku # 18368, January 22, 2002 1:57 am ET
by ronin@awelcomereliefindeed
Paul Martin blusters;
his loony policies just
aren't understood

strange times getting stranger
Haiku # 18367, January 21, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by Ha Ha Ha
Canadian armed
forces sugaring their own
old helicopters

I think they are afraid of flying in them.
Haiku # 18366, January 21, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by Ha Ha Ha
google-eyed moxie,
just doesn't have the secret
cachet to post here
Haiku # 18365, January 21, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by Pigdog

..hey, what do you mean
by passing the submit test
you mean we're c3nsored
Haiku # 18364, January 21, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by ronin@hi.k.what's.up

.....what did i secrete
so as to make my private
.......life very public
Haiku # 18363, January 21, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by ronin@haikujunkiescantstandthemonkeys
5-7-5
Haiku # 18362, January 21, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I bet Rush Limbaugh
did a Michael Jackson
Hands over crotch
Haiku # 18361, January 21, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wish I had been there
before the opp. -docs yelling;
hard-of-hearing Rush;

we are going to
cut out your cochlea!
this won't hurt a bit!
Haiku # 18360, January 21, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by Modern Times, the shocking truth
'cochlear implant'
is some poor third world peasant
minus a cochlea?
Haiku # 18359, January 21, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by Modern Times, the shocking truth
anyway...I heard
that Rush Limbaugh has his ears
back, that really sucks
Haiku # 18358, January 21, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by k
actually, i'd like
to keep it this way, some can
submit...others can't
Haiku # 18357, January 21, 2002 5:44 pm ET
by k
here ladies, my pink
hedge-hog! a rare beast indeed,
why don't you pet it
Haiku # 18356, January 21, 2002 3:28 am ET
by Nick Numb
i am lonely here,
but i will post more haiku,
haiku are sexy
Haiku # 18355, January 21, 2002 3:22 am ET
by Nick Numb
girl finds folder on
good old dad's computer, $
ultra_do_able
Haiku # 18354, January 21, 2002 3:20 am ET
by Modern Times the shocking truth
one good thing about
this, is that moxie will not
pass the submit test
Haiku # 18353, January 20, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
people of the world
please do not breed anymore
stupid damned assholes
Haiku # 18352, January 20, 2002 9:53 pm ET
by Nick Numb a simple request
I am wallowing
In fractile illusions of
opportunity

stepping over the
starving to get to work. back
in the U.S.A...........
Haiku # 18351, January 20, 2002 9:07 pm ET
by Nick Numb
Neurotic or just
slightly more compulsive than
rational Haiku
Haiku # 18350, January 20, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by nick numb_my new site will be called...
all of these haikus
about nothing yet I can't
wait 'till we can post
Haiku # 18349, January 20, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by k
Oooh, the Google cache
Very interesting indeed.
I like it a lot.
Haiku # 18348, January 20, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by Janis
man I hope I am
not costing poor Janis...like
80 bucks a ku... :o

better quite ..
but google does rule
Haiku # 18347, January 20, 2002 1:08 am ET
by google rules haiku
if the cleaver of
beaver is clever, god help
any dam builders

well I tried to be
clever but I would rather
cleave those nice beaver
Haiku # 18346, January 20, 2002 1:07 am ET
by google rules haiku
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