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janis HATES it when
you flood her site, she doesn't
have time for that crap!
Haiku # 18383, January 22, 2002 8:36 am ET
by k


this next picture is
indeed of the mythical
ronin...flirting again....
Haiku # 18382, January 22, 2002 8:34 am ET
by k


ash?
Haiku # 18381, January 22, 2002 8:33 am ET
by k


Hey there everyone!
Look what I found, a picture
of dreaded Moxie!
Haiku # 18380, January 22, 2002 7:17 am ET
by k



Haiku # 18379, January 22, 2002 7:16 am ET
by uhhh.....
There is all that
terrorist tobacco leaf,
lots of cheap whores too
Haiku # 18378, January 22, 2002 3:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
is it just me? or
is bush now trying to start
a war with Cuba?
Haiku # 18377, January 22, 2002 2:58 am ET
by Modern Times
unknown reasons eh.
sounds like a rat a bush-rat,
terrorist haiku
Haiku # 18376, January 22, 2002 2:54 am ET
by Modern Times
hello there moxie,
how are you? are you feeling
bad today? tell us......
Haiku # 18375, January 22, 2002 2:50 am ET
by Awwwwwwwwwwww

......hello there moxie
how you doin there pigdog
......so near yet so far

Haiku # 18369, January 22, 2002 2:00 am ET
by ronin@chucklesnortlechuckle

.......har har har moxie's
been barred from torturing us
......with his endless blab
Haiku # 18368, January 22, 2002 1:57 am ET
by ronin@awelcomereliefindeed
Paul Martin blusters;
his loony policies just
aren't understood

strange times getting stranger
Haiku # 18367, January 21, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by Ha Ha Ha
Canadian armed
forces sugaring their own
old helicopters

I think they are afraid of flying in them.
Haiku # 18366, January 21, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by Ha Ha Ha
google-eyed moxie,
just doesn't have the secret
cachet to post here
Haiku # 18365, January 21, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by Pigdog

..hey, what do you mean
by passing the submit test
you mean we're c3nsored
Haiku # 18364, January 21, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by ronin@hi.k.what's.up

.....what did i secrete
so as to make my private
.......life very public
Haiku # 18363, January 21, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by ronin@haikujunkiescantstandthemonkeys
5-7-5
Haiku # 18362, January 21, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I bet Rush Limbaugh
did a Michael Jackson
Hands over crotch
Haiku # 18361, January 21, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wish I had been there
before the opp. -docs yelling;
hard-of-hearing Rush;

we are going to
cut out your cochlea!
this won't hurt a bit!
Haiku # 18360, January 21, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by Modern Times, the shocking truth
'cochlear implant'
is some poor third world peasant
minus a cochlea?
Haiku # 18359, January 21, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by Modern Times, the shocking truth
anyway...I heard
that Rush Limbaugh has his ears
back, that really sucks
Haiku # 18358, January 21, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by k
actually, i'd like
to keep it this way, some can
submit...others can't
Haiku # 18357, January 21, 2002 5:44 pm ET
by k
here ladies, my pink
hedge-hog! a rare beast indeed,
why don't you pet it
Haiku # 18356, January 21, 2002 3:28 am ET
by Nick Numb
i am lonely here,
but i will post more haiku,
haiku are sexy
Haiku # 18355, January 21, 2002 3:22 am ET
by Nick Numb
girl finds folder on
good old dad's computer, $
ultra_do_able
Haiku # 18354, January 21, 2002 3:20 am ET
by Modern Times the shocking truth
one good thing about
this, is that moxie will not
pass the submit test
Haiku # 18353, January 20, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
people of the world
please do not breed anymore
stupid damned assholes
Haiku # 18352, January 20, 2002 9:53 pm ET
by Nick Numb a simple request
I am wallowing
In fractile illusions of
opportunity

stepping over the
starving to get to work. back
in the U.S.A...........
Haiku # 18351, January 20, 2002 9:07 pm ET
by Nick Numb
Neurotic or just
slightly more compulsive than
rational Haiku
Haiku # 18350, January 20, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by nick numb_my new site will be called...
all of these haikus
about nothing yet I can't
wait 'till we can post
Haiku # 18349, January 20, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by k
Oooh, the Google cache
Very interesting indeed.
I like it a lot.
Haiku # 18348, January 20, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by Janis
man I hope I am
not costing poor Janis...like
80 bucks a ku... :o

better quite ..
but google does rule
Haiku # 18347, January 20, 2002 1:08 am ET
by google rules haiku
if the cleaver of
beaver is clever, god help
any dam builders

well I tried to be
clever but I would rather
cleave those nice beaver
Haiku # 18346, January 20, 2002 1:07 am ET
by google rules haiku
ronin believes he
is so clever, the secrete
is out, the dam breaks
Haiku # 18345, January 20, 2002 1:02 am ET
by google rules haiku_we will not be denied
a girl so horny
she would fuck a fence-post, with
knots at eye-level
Haiku # 18344, January 20, 2002 12:55 am ET
by Google rules and my bad
the monotony
of wind, and grass and trees, moves
a mind to mischief
Haiku # 18343, January 20, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Nick Numb_the real ron (ron in-out)

...........eerie quietude
appears to permeate through
.......this world of silence
Haiku # 18342, January 19, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by ronin@pardontheredundancy

...finders, keepers...
Haiku # 18341, January 19, 2002 6:30 am ET
by ronin

.....amazing.....
Haiku # 18336, January 18, 2002 8:12 pm ET
by ronin@lotsofcoldturkeysinhere

............pretzels, anyone
.how the hell could you choke on
........something like pretzel

(prince harry potter is more cool)
Haiku # 18335, January 16, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by ronin

...oh how cute k babe
as if you havent noticed
....how i lust for you
Haiku # 18334, January 16, 2002 10:46 am ET
by ronin@whatdoesittakeforaman....
blue mondays on some
occasional winters kill
this lonely old state
Haiku # 18333, January 15, 2002 7:36 pm ET
by Moxie
bob geldorf was right
considering the above
i don't like mondays
Haiku # 18332, January 15, 2002 6:52 pm ET
by ash
when the rules change it's
just the tides of time coming
about, in fruition...
Haiku # 18331, January 15, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Moxie
5
7
5
Haiku # 18330, January 15, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I just got back
and looking for an excuse
found myself staring at a screen
Haiku # 18329, January 15, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by Moxie
Karma is often bullshit
We reap what we sow, but
we can also steer our destiny...
Haiku # 18328, January 15, 2002 5:08 pm ET
by Moxie
There is a state of
horror in this time that makes
me realize, they know not what they do
Haiku # 18327, January 15, 2002 5:07 pm ET
by Moxie of (happy to see you too...apu)
I dont want to hate
I'm wishing cancer on you
Hurting my karma
Haiku # 18326, January 15, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by Beorn of nothing matters in the end
I'll go back to bed
Its another school shooting
Unconscious time pod
Haiku # 18325, January 15, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt California
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