Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
There is a state of
horror in this time that makes
me realize, they know not what they do
Haiku # 18327 January 15, 2002 5:07 pm ET
by Moxie of (happy to see you too...apu)
I dont want to hate
I'm wishing cancer on you
Hurting my karma
Haiku # 18326 January 15, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by Beorn of nothing matters in the end
I'll go back to bed
Its another school shooting
Unconscious time pod
Haiku # 18325 January 15, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt California
you know what also,
comes out satisfyingly well,
yak milk and pork grinds
Haiku # 18324 January 15, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
Sushi hits the spot
Pressure builds, colon tightens
Beautiful release.
Haiku # 18323 January 15, 2002 2:48 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
I had an idea:
A haiku on George Woodcock,
Haiku anarchy.

And so I wrote it,
And when I had written it,
I posted it here:

George Woodcock is dead,
Died in 1995.
Well, that's death, I guess.
Haiku # 18322 January 15, 2002 2:19 pm ET
by C.Frup
so where is scott now?
is he in india duck-
ing nuclear bombs?
Haiku # 18321 January 15, 2002 7:08 am ET
by k
might be moving soon
yippee yi oh ki ya-ay
pack the dental floss
Haiku # 18320 January 15, 2002 6:19 am ET
by ash .... with a nod to frank
That was uncalled for
Its your tempting illusion.
Still though-- your a man?
Haiku # 18319 January 15, 2002 5:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck me baby oh
yes yes do it do it more
cum on me baby
Haiku # 18318 January 15, 2002 1:38 am ET
by lucy of California
Oprah told my girl
She needs satisfying sex.
Just hope its with me
Haiku # 18317 January 15, 2002 1:30 am ET
by Beorn of shit creek
Bring the TV with,
We'll try to get some Star Trek
Moving means changes
Haiku # 18316 January 15, 2002 12:09 am ET
by Beorn of inside.outside.upside down
just for the doubters
i am ap. just ap.
no other handles
Haiku # 18315 January 14, 2002 8:54 pm ET
by ap
rum is for winter
gin makes a good summer drink
but then, valium.....
Haiku # 18314 January 14, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by ap
the bat label rum
yes, you know, the darker stuff
makes a bitchin' drink
Haiku # 18313 January 14, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by ap - k could use one
dog drops a stogie
scampers off a few paces
then returns to sniff
Haiku # 18312 January 14, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ap - if only i could be so happy
Always worse out there
Now I cant even complain
News provides some guilt
Haiku # 18311 January 14, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by Beorn of The Redwood Empire
Moxie has returned!
the retarded prodigal!
life is indeed good!
Haiku # 18310 January 14, 2002 8:34 pm ET
by ap
i'm the new hitler?
but where's my funny moustache?
and where is the hate?
Haiku # 18309 January 14, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by transient of setfiretoeveryone
all hail to haiku
maintain a moving target
but keep it coming

Haiku # 18308 January 14, 2002 6:15 pm ET
by ash
no ronin, i don't
know hollywood bonfire,
and i don't want to.
Haiku # 18307 January 14, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by k_against_all_these_assholes_like_moxie_who_had_been_so_nicely_quiet_for_a_while of away from Hollywood
I can smell her close
she told me to listen to music
and get rid of the junk

Hey, pack it on up!
Haiku # 18306 January 14, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, each person has
their own way of doing things and
it's a mind your own business
thing up here...
some people are just only happy
when they make others miserable
Haiku # 18305 January 14, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, the "strongest"
In America, survive, only to
hang themselves when they become CEO
Gee, what's missing?

maybe a conscience...
Haiku # 18304 January 14, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, you're a waste of time....
Haiku # 18303 January 14, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by Mox
MOXIE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY
GO BACK TO THE LAND OWNED BY THE POMPOUS IMBREADS
GET OUT OF OUR FRICKEN COUNTRY
AND GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG
WHICH IS INDEED TORONTO, CANADA
Haiku # 18302 January 14, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
IF GRANDMOTHER HAD A BEARD
THEN SHE WOULD BE
CONSIDERED A GRANDFATHER
Haiku # 18301 January 14, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
SETEVERYONEONFIRE IS A NAZI.
HOLOCAUST BULL YOU'VE BROUGHT BEFORE US,
SETFIREONEVERYONE IS NEW HITLER
Haiku # 18300 January 14, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
holy wood bonfire?
methinks ronin would like to
set churches ablaze.
Haiku # 18299 January 14, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
the haiku moment
never seemed so long before;
tears begin to fall.
Haiku # 18298 January 14, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org

........you dont by any
chance happen to know holy
....wood bonfire, do you
Haiku # 18297 January 14, 2002 10:44 am ET
by ronin@itendtogrowtiredoffogsfeigningtobe...

......sunburnt from driving
more red-pink because of beer
.....i wished she was there

(oh how she would have loved
...to down-swing me with her
...........KISSES, baby)
Haiku # 18296 January 14, 2002 10:40 am ET
by ronin
before the knockout
it's good strategy to feint
smarter than i thought
Haiku # 18295 January 14, 2002 8:13 am ET
by ash
foreign policy
i find that hard to swallow
just like your pretzel
Haiku # 18294 January 14, 2002 8:04 am ET
by ash
My brain just went "click"
But grabbing a beer instead
I bar those windows
Haiku # 18293 January 14, 2002 2:27 am ET
by Beorn of Humboldt California
So the old man faints
Pretzel size bundles of fate
Too bad he's OK
Haiku # 18292 January 14, 2002 2:24 am ET
by Beorn of at.least.negative.attention.is.attention@myhouse.com
back from Hollywood
what a cesspool of surface
unrealities
Haiku # 18291 January 14, 2002 1:48 am ET
by k_against_
Hollywood robs kids
I already read the book
Now its a movie
Haiku # 18290 January 13, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Beorn of ...Humboldt California
a matter of course
the unqualified success
of writing haiku
Haiku # 18289 January 13, 2002 7:47 am ET
by ash ... with a nod to the princess of princeton

......trying out driving
at the range this afternoon
.......with k to inspire
Haiku # 18288 January 13, 2002 12:16 am ET
by ronin

...........i kinda miss k
her spontaneous child-like mien
........and playful flirting
Haiku # 18287 January 13, 2002 12:10 am ET
by ronin
If I write enough,
then soon the world will be mine.
a-HaHahaHA!
Haiku # 18286 January 12, 2002 8:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Doors! They let you in!
Let's drink to the inventor:
Crysanthamum Blah.
Haiku # 18285 January 12, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not so much a site,
more an alternative life -
talk between strangers
Haiku # 18284 January 12, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by FRT
My feet smell lousy;
Picking up a cherry bomb,
I spilt tea on them.
Haiku # 18283 January 12, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by C.Frup
twenty-five pages
more to write by tuesday next
three days left to go
Haiku # 18282 January 12, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, NJ
after hiatus
jane returns to haiku land
procrastination
Haiku # 18281 January 12, 2002 6:06 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, NJ
it was stinking hot
so I spent my day burning
some good old country
Haiku # 18280 January 12, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by mellie
fresh from a shower
he came in a red t-shirt
then ate some pizza
Haiku # 18279 January 12, 2002 11:12 am ET
by mellie
no golfers today
the fat tree where ricky died
has a frosty shrine
Haiku # 18278 January 12, 2002 10:00 am ET
by ap