Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

So the old man faints
Pretzel size bundles of fate
Too bad he's OK
Haiku # 18292, January 14, 2002 2:24 am ET
by Beorn of at.least.negative.attention.is.attention@myhouse.com
back from Hollywood
what a cesspool of surface
unrealities
Haiku # 18291, January 14, 2002 1:48 am ET
by k_against_
Hollywood robs kids
I already read the book
Now its a movie
Haiku # 18290, January 13, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Beorn of ...Humboldt California
a matter of course
the unqualified success
of writing haiku
Haiku # 18289, January 13, 2002 7:47 am ET
by ash ... with a nod to the princess of princeton

......trying out driving
at the range this afternoon
.......with k to inspire
Haiku # 18288, January 13, 2002 12:16 am ET
by ronin

...........i kinda miss k
her spontaneous child-like mien
........and playful flirting
Haiku # 18287, January 13, 2002 12:10 am ET
by ronin
If I write enough,
then soon the world will be mine.
a-HaHahaHA!
Haiku # 18286, January 12, 2002 8:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Doors! They let you in!
Let's drink to the inventor:
Crysanthamum Blah.
Haiku # 18285, January 12, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not so much a site,
more an alternative life -
talk between strangers
Haiku # 18284, January 12, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by FRT
My feet smell lousy;
Picking up a cherry bomb,
I spilt tea on them.
Haiku # 18283, January 12, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by C.Frup
twenty-five pages
more to write by tuesday next
three days left to go
Haiku # 18282, January 12, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, NJ
after hiatus
jane returns to haiku land
procrastination
Haiku # 18281, January 12, 2002 6:06 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, NJ
it was stinking hot
so I spent my day burning
some good old country
Haiku # 18280, January 12, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by mellie
fresh from a shower
he came in a red t-shirt
then ate some pizza
Haiku # 18279, January 12, 2002 11:12 am ET
by mellie
no golfers today
the fat tree where ricky died
has a frosty shrine
Haiku # 18278, January 12, 2002 10:00 am ET
by ap
T.O.'s got nothing,
Oktoberfest is the shit.
K-Town all the way!
Haiku # 18277, January 12, 2002 1:22 am ET
by Vert
I was born too late
History channel told me
You should wipe with leaves

Haiku # 18271, January 11, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt California
may you inhale gum
up your nasal passages,
and feel like a fool

-ancient occidental curse
Haiku # 18270, January 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Nick Numb
still with the extra
syllables, why don't you go
be kwel in TO ?
Haiku # 18269, January 11, 2002 3:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
plastic society...
postmodern till postmodern
becomes obsolete tomorrow
Haiku # 18268, January 11, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Mox
mario party
a shitload of pok
Haiku # 18267, January 11, 2002 6:41 am ET
by ash
No, the porcelain
translates teas warm message, to
your attentive hand
Haiku # 18266, January 11, 2002 5:00 am ET
by Nick Numb
Flashing blank onscreen.
Film slipped off the reel,
to be continued...
Haiku # 18265, January 11, 2002 1:10 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Toronto huh?

Big feature that, aye
dunno much about that place
Canada's just "cool"
Haiku # 18264, January 10, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by Moxie
in the hand;
tea warms porcelain
almost too much
Haiku # 18263, January 10, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
the Buddha also
once said, 'kick his ass SeaBass!!'
those guys said it all...

but, so what?
Haiku # 18262, January 10, 2002 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i tire of this talk;
it seems the buddha once said:
i have to go pee
Haiku # 18261, January 9, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
one mitten
holds two frozen hands;
woolen cocoon
Haiku # 18260, January 9, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
is that osama
looking pensive in the mall
eating felafel
Haiku # 18259, January 9, 2002 8:44 am ET
by ash
purple jellyfish
luminous neon damsel
red sunburnt dermis
Haiku # 18258, January 9, 2002 8:38 am ET
by ash
there goes the neighbourhood
Haiku # 18257, January 9, 2002 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The sky just wont change
I cough up a lung cookie
Both so grey yet warm
Haiku # 18256, January 9, 2002 3:00 am ET
by Beorn of - Humboldt California
Damn you middle man
There aint none left in the fridge
Best you go back dude
Haiku # 18255, January 9, 2002 2:54 am ET
by Beorn of - Humboldt California
dave thomas, fat-faced
wendy fucker is dead, GOOD! his
TV adds sucked
Haiku # 18254, January 8, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
buy yourself a new
dress frumpo, get your hair done,
maybe a new tatto

hobos are mostly tough they would kick your ass
Haiku # 18253, January 8, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
go kill a hobo
the overlord commands you
eat his fingers first
Haiku # 18252, January 7, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by Frumpo
You call me dildo
well if I'm such a dildo
stick me in your snatch

Haiku # 18251, January 7, 2002 9:28 pm ET
by Frumpo
This site is still here?

I last saw it '98

(Diarrhea Stew)
Haiku # 18250, January 7, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Chad Beehler of Kalamazoo, USA
Surging Pain Below

Sphincter burning chili fart

Wafted to my nose
Haiku # 18249, January 7, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Chad Beehler of Kalamazoo, USA
so uninspired
even tits don't move me much
this fucking winter
Haiku # 18248, January 7, 2002 8:57 pm ET
by ap
random rewards, and
random punishments, equal
random reasoning
Haiku # 18247, January 7, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Nick Numb_only the free things in life are free
toronto midday
concrete is colder than ice
but warmer than me
Haiku # 18246, January 7, 2002 1:33 pm ET
by transient0 of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
It is a sad day.
Grandma is dead from cancer.
No more dick for me.
:(
Haiku # 18245, January 7, 2002 1:06 pm ET
by Vert
a large black cockroach
regards me suspiciously
antennae waving
Haiku # 18244, January 7, 2002 8:37 am ET
by ash
travelling down south
there can be lots of bobbing
before a richard
Haiku # 18243, January 7, 2002 8:03 am ET
by ash
did uncle get bobbed?
and now granny has a cock?
the truth down under?
Haiku # 18242, January 7, 2002 4:03 am ET
by Nick Numb
naming relations :
if she's ripe for a roger
is bob your uncle ?
Haiku # 18241, January 7, 2002 3:47 am ET
by ash
town in texas
voted to change hello to
heven-o, amen
Haiku # 18240, January 6, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by the edge of sanity
going to the edge
about to topple over
then backing away
Haiku # 18239, January 6, 2002 8:24 am ET
by mellie
could the NHL
players try to act just a bit
MORE ghey after goals?
Haiku # 18238, January 6, 2002 1:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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