Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

no golfers today
the fat tree where ricky died
has a frosty shrine
Haiku # 18278, January 12, 2002 10:00 am ET
by ap
T.O.'s got nothing,
Oktoberfest is the shit.
K-Town all the way!
Haiku # 18277, January 12, 2002 1:22 am ET
by Vert
I was born too late
History channel told me
You should wipe with leaves

Haiku # 18271, January 11, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt California
may you inhale gum
up your nasal passages,
and feel like a fool

-ancient occidental curse
Haiku # 18270, January 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Nick Numb
still with the extra
syllables, why don't you go
be kwel in TO ?
Haiku # 18269, January 11, 2002 3:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
plastic society...
postmodern till postmodern
becomes obsolete tomorrow
Haiku # 18268, January 11, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Mox
mario party
a shitload of pok
Haiku # 18267, January 11, 2002 6:41 am ET
by ash
No, the porcelain
translates teas warm message, to
your attentive hand
Haiku # 18266, January 11, 2002 5:00 am ET
by Nick Numb
Flashing blank onscreen.
Film slipped off the reel,
to be continued...
Haiku # 18265, January 11, 2002 1:10 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Toronto huh?

Big feature that, aye
dunno much about that place
Canada's just "cool"
Haiku # 18264, January 10, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by Moxie
in the hand;
tea warms porcelain
almost too much
Haiku # 18263, January 10, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
the Buddha also
once said, 'kick his ass SeaBass!!'
those guys said it all...

but, so what?
Haiku # 18262, January 10, 2002 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i tire of this talk;
it seems the buddha once said:
i have to go pee
Haiku # 18261, January 9, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
one mitten
holds two frozen hands;
woolen cocoon
Haiku # 18260, January 9, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
is that osama
looking pensive in the mall
eating felafel
Haiku # 18259, January 9, 2002 8:44 am ET
by ash
purple jellyfish
luminous neon damsel
red sunburnt dermis
Haiku # 18258, January 9, 2002 8:38 am ET
by ash
there goes the neighbourhood
Haiku # 18257, January 9, 2002 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The sky just wont change
I cough up a lung cookie
Both so grey yet warm
Haiku # 18256, January 9, 2002 3:00 am ET
by Beorn of - Humboldt California
Damn you middle man
There aint none left in the fridge
Best you go back dude
Haiku # 18255, January 9, 2002 2:54 am ET
by Beorn of - Humboldt California
dave thomas, fat-faced
wendy fucker is dead, GOOD! his
TV adds sucked
Haiku # 18254, January 8, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
buy yourself a new
dress frumpo, get your hair done,
maybe a new tatto

hobos are mostly tough they would kick your ass
Haiku # 18253, January 8, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
go kill a hobo
the overlord commands you
eat his fingers first
Haiku # 18252, January 7, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by Frumpo
You call me dildo
well if I'm such a dildo
stick me in your snatch

Haiku # 18251, January 7, 2002 9:28 pm ET
by Frumpo
This site is still here?

I last saw it '98

(Diarrhea Stew)
Haiku # 18250, January 7, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Chad Beehler of Kalamazoo, USA
Surging Pain Below

Sphincter burning chili fart

Wafted to my nose
Haiku # 18249, January 7, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Chad Beehler of Kalamazoo, USA
so uninspired
even tits don't move me much
this fucking winter
Haiku # 18248, January 7, 2002 8:57 pm ET
by ap
random rewards, and
random punishments, equal
random reasoning
Haiku # 18247, January 7, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Nick Numb_only the free things in life are free
toronto midday
concrete is colder than ice
but warmer than me
Haiku # 18246, January 7, 2002 1:33 pm ET
by transient0 of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
It is a sad day.
Grandma is dead from cancer.
No more dick for me.
:(
Haiku # 18245, January 7, 2002 1:06 pm ET
by Vert
a large black cockroach
regards me suspiciously
antennae waving
Haiku # 18244, January 7, 2002 8:37 am ET
by ash
travelling down south
there can be lots of bobbing
before a richard
Haiku # 18243, January 7, 2002 8:03 am ET
by ash
did uncle get bobbed?
and now granny has a cock?
the truth down under?
Haiku # 18242, January 7, 2002 4:03 am ET
by Nick Numb
naming relations :
if she's ripe for a roger
is bob your uncle ?
Haiku # 18241, January 7, 2002 3:47 am ET
by ash
town in texas
voted to change hello to
heven-o, amen
Haiku # 18240, January 6, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by the edge of sanity
going to the edge
about to topple over
then backing away
Haiku # 18239, January 6, 2002 8:24 am ET
by mellie
could the NHL
players try to act just a bit
MORE ghey after goals?
Haiku # 18238, January 6, 2002 1:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
confounded by smoke
i find no inspiration
in toronto's claim

paul keating told us :
we're the arse end of the world
so it's cracks all round
Haiku # 18237, January 5, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by ash
mule will work for you
ten years, for the privilege
of kicking you once
Haiku # 18236, January 5, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by pissed oriental_reading faulkner
now we need a good
earthquake, to make times a bit
more interesting
Haiku # 18235, January 5, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by pissed oriental_cursing
cbc radio,
your better than silence
radio station
Haiku # 18234, January 5, 2002 9:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
when she cries she looks
like me, when she sleeps she looks
like you: wake up fool :)
Haiku # 18233, January 5, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no, no, Toronto
used to be the big smoke, now?
it's the big crack pipe
Haiku # 18232, January 5, 2002 9:00 pm ET
by Nick Numb
pardon moi janis
don't know about toronto
it's a bit hazy
Haiku # 18231, January 5, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by ash
grab small potato
while ossama kicking in
french riviera
Haiku # 18230, January 5, 2002 5:38 pm ET
by sea and ski THEN plot
plumbers thought process,
shit flows downhill, and payday
is on friday
Haiku # 18229, January 5, 2002 5:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
before submission
disciplinary action
was sorely lacking
Haiku # 18228, January 5, 2002 5:46 am ET
by mellie
Tandem randomness
always behind unlocked doors.
Who knows...traps, perhaps?

Unexplored for
centuries, by so-called
intelligentsia.
Haiku # 18227, January 5, 2002 2:38 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Jesus Fucking Christ
I thought that Toronto was
Called the big Smoke, right?
Haiku # 18223, January 4, 2002 10:41 pm ET
by Janis
hanging on the vine
grotesquely testicular
wrinkled passionfruits
Haiku # 18222, January 4, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by ash
in these last few weeks
sydney deserves its nickname
it is "the big smoke"
Haiku # 18221, January 4, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by ash
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