Bad Haiku

town in texas
voted to change hello to
heven-o, amen

Haiku # 18240, January 6, 2002 7:38 pm ET

by the edge of sanity

going to the edge
about to topple over
then backing away

Haiku # 18239, January 6, 2002 8:24 am ET

by mellie

could the NHL
players try to act just a bit
MORE ghey after goals?

Haiku # 18238, January 6, 2002 1:02 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

confounded by smoke
i find no inspiration
in toronto's claim

paul keating told us :
we're the arse end of the world
so it's cracks all round

Haiku # 18237, January 5, 2002 10:46 pm ET

by ash

mule will work for you
ten years, for the privilege
of kicking you once

Haiku # 18236, January 5, 2002 9:15 pm ET

by pissed oriental_reading faulkner

now we need a good
earthquake, to make times a bit
more interesting

Haiku # 18235, January 5, 2002 9:12 pm ET

by pissed oriental_cursing

cbc radio,
your better than silence
radio station

Haiku # 18234, January 5, 2002 9:04 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

when she cries she looks
like me, when she sleeps she looks
like you: wake up fool :)

Haiku # 18233, January 5, 2002 9:02 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

no, no, Toronto
used to be the big smoke, now?
it's the big crack pipe

Haiku # 18232, January 5, 2002 9:00 pm ET

by Nick Numb

pardon moi janis
don't know about toronto
it's a bit hazy

Haiku # 18231, January 5, 2002 8:09 pm ET

by ash

grab small potato
while ossama kicking in
french riviera

Haiku # 18230, January 5, 2002 5:38 pm ET

by sea and ski THEN plot

plumbers thought process,
shit flows downhill, and payday
is on friday

Haiku # 18229, January 5, 2002 5:11 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

before submission
disciplinary action
was sorely lacking

Haiku # 18228, January 5, 2002 5:46 am ET

by mellie

Tandem randomness
always behind unlocked doors.
Who knows...traps, perhaps?

Unexplored for
centuries, by so-called
intelligentsia.

Haiku # 18227, January 5, 2002 2:38 am ET

by ComiCat of Jerzey

Jesus Fucking Christ
I thought that Toronto was
Called the big Smoke, right?

Haiku # 18223, January 4, 2002 10:41 pm ET

by Janis

hanging on the vine
grotesquely testicular
wrinkled passionfruits

Haiku # 18222, January 4, 2002 8:09 pm ET

by ash

in these last few weeks
sydney deserves its nickname
it is "the big smoke"

Haiku # 18221, January 4, 2002 7:57 pm ET

by ash

Polishing the Car:
Making it shine? or giving
it some pierogies.

Haiku # 18220, January 4, 2002 6:45 pm ET

by Janis

Fires in Sydney
Rural Fire Service fights;
Defending houses.

Haiku # 18219, January 4, 2002 6:39 pm ET

by Janis (for ash)

do not change your plans
i already made another date
with someone else

Haiku # 18218, January 4, 2002 5:18 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

ouch that's hurting doc
but don't stop now much needed
dicipline kind Sir

Haiku # 18217, January 4, 2002 12:59 pm ET

by mellie

i didn't realize
we were celebrating then
i am real stupid

my plans are cancelled
i am going to be with you
lets eat two filets

Haiku # 18216, January 4, 2002 12:07 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

anniversary
weekend plans with someone else
disapointed me

i don't want to go
monday anymore. use the
coupon without me

Haiku # 18215, January 4, 2002 10:26 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

a dynamo humms
zircon encrusted tweezers
apply rotation

Haiku # 18214, January 4, 2002 9:19 am ET

by ash

I see the fires
burning across the nation
bloody fucking hell

Haiku # 18213, January 4, 2002 7:39 am ET

by mellie, partly borrowed from Zappa :-) Thanks Frank

polishing the car
watering the vegetables
smoking some ganja

Haiku # 18212, January 4, 2002 7:00 am ET

by ash

A gal who buys green mud
from the grocery...
and lathers it on her face.

Haiku # 18211, January 3, 2002 11:22 pm ET

by Kunj of OH

ageing: however
uncomfortable it is,
beats alternative

Haiku # 18210, January 3, 2002 2:36 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Wading in the blue
rings and ripples follow you
watch me follow too

Haiku # 18209, January 3, 2002 11:01 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

Wading in the blue
rings and ripples follow you
as I follow too

Haiku # 18208, January 3, 2002 10:59 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

in a perfect world
we would get paid for farting
i would be so rich

Haiku # 18207, January 3, 2002 2:38 am ET

by Nick Numb

why is tunafish
not called just tuna, no one
says salmonfish eh?

Haiku # 18206, January 2, 2002 9:41 pm ET

by Nick Numb_the important things in life

I am so confused,
value pluralism? my
higher self fired me

Haiku # 18205, January 2, 2002 12:28 am ET

by Nick Numb

everyone I know
seems to be sick today, what's
up with that huh?

Haiku # 18204, January 1, 2002 9:19 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Pure distance of time,
Why did I wake up thinking,
This is my last year?

Haiku # 18203, January 1, 2002 9:17 pm ET

by bad newyear dream 02

tibetan year;
the wet horse cock, now maybe
we'll get religious

Haiku # 18202, January 1, 2002 9:00 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

radio-active
cat-spiders will skitter, so
i just got it .. doh!

Haiku # 18201, January 1, 2002 8:58 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

two thousand one
now the colour of memory
betty has the blues

and a black hairy spider cat????

Haiku # 18200, January 1, 2002 8:39 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

american spam
patriotic and very
appropriate ... doh!

american hordes
living in cartoon dream-world
channel changer life

Haiku # 18199, January 1, 2002 8:37 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

My cat grew weird legs
from his sides coarse long and black
much like a spider

Haiku # 18198, January 1, 2002 7:01 pm ET

by Betty LeBomb

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