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up the kyber pass
the luck's just about used up
not on your life boy

we could really blow
fingers poised on red buttons
hold my palm olive

Haiku # 18165, January 1, 2002 11:05 am ET

by mellie

all the world's a soap
kashmir bouquet doesn't wash
reach for the remote

Haiku # 18164, January 1, 2002 7:17 am ET

by ash

rule was "speak softly
and yet carry a big stick"
not "be a dumb prick"

sing duck and cover
money may buy you power
but no brains at all

Haiku # 18163, January 1, 2002 7:09 am ET

by ash

stupid bastard
has destabilised India,
Pakistan, now what.

big american
cowboy dipstick, wonder how
big HIS bomb shelter is

opps..an extra cylaable so nuke me

Haiku # 18162, January 1, 2002 3:28 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

we have lied so
many times before, they are
really soooooo stupid

they don't deserve the
truth, they can't handle the truth
so says general jack

Haiku # 18161, January 1, 2002 3:23 am ET

by us military

Afghani My Lie,
Charlie Company is back,
'brave' americans.

me do you long time joe, one dalla, got gum?

Haiku # 18160, January 1, 2002 3:13 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

first haiku of year
two thousand two, no liquor,
no friends no life! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

but no and in two thousand two :)

Haiku # 18159, January 1, 2002 3:01 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

To Sober to read
Bad Haiku at 2:30 AM?
Rubber Ducky Tango.

Haiku # 18158, January 1, 2002 2:24 am ET

by Kunj of OSU

no profundity
a little liquor with friends
and a year is gone

Haiku # 18157, December 31, 2001 10:12 pm ET

by ap

the sienfelt
episode about the gal
with the big 'man-hands'

was about jennifer aniston

Haiku # 18156, December 31, 2001 3:44 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

also just noticed,
she has really hairy arms,
like really hairy :(

Haiku # 18155, December 31, 2001 1:30 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

hundred thirty pounds,
Jennifer Anastassakis
five foot three, she's fat!

but a sweet face

Haiku # 18154, December 31, 2001 1:23 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

it's a hola now,
but Argentina is a
good starter country

for some nice young couple

Haiku # 18153, December 31, 2001 12:58 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

right-wing government
gives us tax break, i will now
buy, Argentina!

Haiku # 18152, December 31, 2001 12:50 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Tomorrow I dig
through the leaves and dirty socks
built up this past year

Haiku # 18151, December 31, 2001 11:38 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

Melting on my car
swirling round my clouded breath
final flakes this year

Haiku # 18150, December 31, 2001 11:37 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

feeding the baby
when the old year was gone
she gave me a grin

Haiku # 18149, December 31, 2001 10:49 am ET

by mellie

two thousand and two
mooloolaba to noosa
it looks so pretty

Haiku # 18148, December 31, 2001 10:42 am ET

by mellie

bushfires continue
bad haiku keeps on flaming
smoke gets in your eyes

Haiku # 18147, December 30, 2001 6:58 pm ET

by ash

i think i might make
it to two thousand two, still
one more day to cross

Haiku # 18146, December 30, 2001 12:23 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Janis you should change
the brown and orange colours to
black, grey, bone-yard hues

charnel-house haiku,
a hamburger shade of red?
and one or two skulls?

Haiku # 18145, December 30, 2001 12:20 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

fucking madly helps
but the end is always in
sight, har de har har )*(

relationship starts
relationship ends, all roads
lead to bad haiku :0

Haiku # 18144, December 30, 2001 12:11 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

the brand new candy
apple red [Volkswagen bug]
roared past cold mountain

consumerism
sucks too, comfortable though,
till the bills arrive

[...] car of your choice

Haiku # 18143, December 30, 2001 12:05 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

hmmm maybe i should
change my dealer, this pot sucks
ass hair, gloomy thoughts

or is it just me

Haiku # 18142, December 30, 2001 11:56 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

the poet may be
anonymous, but dying?
like meeting old friends

Haiku # 18141, December 30, 2001 11:55 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

the cold syllables
fly like leaves in the wind
they come here to die

Haiku # 18140, December 30, 2001 11:50 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

the wind howls on the
cold mountain....er...plateau of
bad haiku, words chill

Haiku # 18139, December 30, 2001 11:45 am ET

by Anonymous Poet