Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

feeding the baby
when the old year was gone
she gave me a grin
Haiku # 18149, December 31, 2001 10:49 am ET
by mellie
two thousand and two
mooloolaba to noosa
it looks so pretty

Haiku # 18148, December 31, 2001 10:42 am ET
by mellie
bushfires continue
bad haiku keeps on flaming
smoke gets in your eyes
Haiku # 18147, December 30, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by ash
i think i might make
it to two thousand two, still
one more day to cross
Haiku # 18146, December 30, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Janis you should change
the brown and orange colours to
black, grey, bone-yard hues

charnel-house haiku,
a hamburger shade of red?
and one or two skulls?
Haiku # 18145, December 30, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fucking madly helps
but the end is always in
sight, har de har har )*(

relationship starts
relationship ends, all roads
lead to bad haiku :0
Haiku # 18144, December 30, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the brand new candy
apple red [Volkswagen bug]
roared past cold mountain

consumerism
sucks too, comfortable though,
till the bills arrive

[...] car of your choice
Haiku # 18143, December 30, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmmm maybe i should
change my dealer, this pot sucks
ass hair, gloomy thoughts

or is it just me
Haiku # 18142, December 30, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the poet may be
anonymous, but dying?
like meeting old friends
Haiku # 18141, December 30, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the cold syllables
fly like leaves in the wind
they come here to die
Haiku # 18140, December 30, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wind howls on the
cold mountain....er...plateau of
bad haiku, words chill
Haiku # 18139, December 30, 2001 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad haiku plateau
unidentifiable
distant bird song
Haiku # 18138, December 30, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hellish inferno
final hours burning up
filthy old year
Haiku # 18137, December 30, 2001 5:59 am ET
by mellie
You can't bottle up Moxie
it, will shatter about
it's a rough thing...a bird
desiring freedom, to be
Haiku # 18136, December 29, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Mox
If I were Christian again
I would be in a church, chilling
in a new soul and mind
Haiku # 18135, December 29, 2001 6:12 pm ET
by Moxie
I plan to when the
time comes, legalize it and
relaxation jazz
Haiku # 18134, December 29, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by Moxie
Holy shit, that's some
Depressing-ass bad haiku
Smoke some pot, relax
Haiku # 18133, December 29, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by Janis
I'm sick of no hope
Why do I need your approval?
I don't... It just stands

a sick habit
Haiku # 18132, December 29, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Moxie
when the terrorists
did what they did, did they feel
this no hope and spread it?

Haiku # 18131, December 29, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Moxie
when you've lived my life
you lose taste for living large
and live loser, live
Haiku # 18130, December 29, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by Moxie
I was finished long
ago, long before I ever
wrote anything here...
Haiku # 18129, December 29, 2001 5:01 pm ET
by Moxie
a salmon swimming,
battered by the rocky stream,
swims until he dies.

mox swimming upstream,
battered by the seventeen
rocks in haiku stream.

maybe he will be finished soon?
Haiku # 18128, December 29, 2001 3:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie IS a sperm?
a fish has no memory,
a bad haiku sperm~~~~

people like mox should wear a condom over their LIFE !




Haiku # 18127, December 29, 2001 3:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this is to die for,
the susurration of the wind,
in the tall evergreens
Haiku # 18126, December 29, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a big new years hug,
a hug to make your tits squeak,
to k_janis_mellie

and all the fine ladies out there
Haiku # 18125, December 29, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

....my season's greeting
....to all ye bad haiku'ers
smiles on yer (damn) faces
Haiku # 18124, December 28, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ronin

........i am YOUR Santa
when will you ever wake up
....to the truth that's there

(no need to make a pass on
...............mox!?!)
Haiku # 18123, December 28, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by ronin@lemmetakeyoutoheavenbabe
get out of here ! you
use a fly rod? hip waders?
with thong underneath?
Haiku # 18122, December 28, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Should I use more of
those_under_lines_?_or what
do you suggest k?
Haiku # 18121, December 28, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
checking in from the
road, here in oregon. I
caught a 10 lb fish

today,steelhead are
amazing, especially
on a fly rod. Oh,

whoever wrote that
stupid haiku should learn that
it's quite transparent.
Haiku # 18120, December 28, 2001 2:33 am ET
by k_against_cheap_imitations of 18118 ain'tmine,but that should be obvious
for pity's sake k
even I wouldn't fuck mox
rosemary's baby

would seem angelic
doesn't bear thinking about
sperm from old mox
Haiku # 18119, December 27, 2001 8:27 am ET
by mellie
Got pregnant off a
Pity-Fuck, and now my kid
Looks like Moxie
Haiku # 18118, December 26, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by k_what else can I say?
new offensive starts
in afghanistan, I think
the "shoe war" sounds good

NO SHOES FOR YOU !!!!!
Haiku # 18117, December 26, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by Dubya
Al Qaeda may
be hiding in your bowl of
corn flakes .. load that gun!

dubya
Haiku # 18116, December 26, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by my fellow americans
no problem joy boy
make it up to us with lunch
bbq at 1
Haiku # 18115, December 26, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
asleep on the couch
i wasted time that was OURS
now i feel like crap
Haiku # 18114, December 26, 2001 10:11 am ET
by sorry
really comical
eviscerate spammers @
disembowel dot com
Haiku # 18113, December 26, 2001 6:48 am ET
by ash
acrid smoke wafting
sunlight a copper colour
roasting for christmas
Haiku # 18112, December 26, 2001 6:35 am ET
by ash
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011224/mdf104263.jpg

yahoo news photo
of the latest terrorist
getting eyes burned out
Haiku # 18111, December 26, 2001 1:58 am ET
by Dubya watcher
What! isn't this the
create a movie review
dot com site? sorry..
Haiku # 18110, December 25, 2001 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is the second,
Crappy movie with Jimmy
Stewart that I've seen...

The other one was
'The Man Who Knew Too Much' gag!
Stupid, evil crap
Haiku # 18109, December 25, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
just saw the movie
It's a Wonderful Life for
the very first time

I thought, 'this is a
classic' a favorite????crap.
it's crap, putrid crap!
Haiku # 18108, December 25, 2001 1:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A harlot from North Carolina
Tied fiddle strings 'cross her vagina
With proper size cocks
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata And Fugue In G Minor!
-Isaac Asimov
Haiku # 18107, December 24, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by Isaac Asimov
spam from an asshole
stripcreator can blow me
I'll never visit
Haiku # 18106, December 24, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by ap

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Haiku # 18105, December 24, 2001 3:30 pm ET
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