Bad Haiku

a big new years hug,
a hug to make your tits squeak,
to k_janis_mellie

and all the fine ladies out there

Haiku # 18125, December 29, 2001 3:23 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

....my season's greeting
....to all ye bad haiku'ers
smiles on yer (damn) faces

Haiku # 18124, December 28, 2001 10:24 pm ET

by ronin

........i am YOUR Santa
when will you ever wake up
....to the truth that's there

(no need to make a pass on
...............mox!?!)

Haiku # 18123, December 28, 2001 10:15 pm ET

by ronin@lemmetakeyoutoheavenbabe

get out of here ! you
use a fly rod? hip waders?
with thong underneath?

Haiku # 18122, December 28, 2001 2:53 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Should I use more of
those_under_lines_?_or what
do you suggest k?

Haiku # 18121, December 28, 2001 2:50 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

checking in from the
road, here in oregon. I
caught a 10 lb fish

today,steelhead are
amazing, especially
on a fly rod. Oh,

whoever wrote that
stupid haiku should learn that
it's quite transparent.

Haiku # 18120, December 28, 2001 2:33 am ET

by k_against_cheap_imitations of 18118 ain'tmine,but that should be obvious

for pity's sake k
even I wouldn't fuck mox
rosemary's baby

would seem angelic
doesn't bear thinking about
sperm from old mox

Haiku # 18119, December 27, 2001 8:27 am ET

by mellie

Got pregnant off a
Pity-Fuck, and now my kid
Looks like Moxie

Haiku # 18118, December 26, 2001 11:23 pm ET

by k_what else can I say?

new offensive starts
in afghanistan, I think
the "shoe war" sounds good

NO SHOES FOR YOU !!!!!

Haiku # 18117, December 26, 2001 3:08 pm ET

by Dubya

Al Qaeda may
be hiding in your bowl of
corn flakes .. load that gun!

dubya

Haiku # 18116, December 26, 2001 3:03 pm ET

by my fellow americans

no problem joy boy
make it up to us with lunch
bbq at 1

Haiku # 18115, December 26, 2001 10:51 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

asleep on the couch
i wasted time that was OURS
now i feel like crap

Haiku # 18114, December 26, 2001 10:11 am ET

by sorry

really comical
eviscerate spammers @
disembowel dot com

Haiku # 18113, December 26, 2001 6:48 am ET

by ash

acrid smoke wafting
sunlight a copper colour
roasting for christmas

Haiku # 18112, December 26, 2001 6:35 am ET

by ash

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011224/mdf104263.jpg

yahoo news photo
of the latest terrorist
getting eyes burned out

Haiku # 18111, December 26, 2001 1:58 am ET

by Dubya watcher

What! isn't this the
create a movie review
dot com site? sorry..

Haiku # 18110, December 25, 2001 1:10 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

This is the second,
Crappy movie with Jimmy
Stewart that I've seen...

The other one was
'The Man Who Knew Too Much' gag!
Stupid, evil crap

Haiku # 18109, December 25, 2001 1:06 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

just saw the movie
It's a Wonderful Life for
the very first time

I thought, 'this is a
classic' a favorite????crap.
it's crap, putrid crap!

Haiku # 18108, December 25, 2001 1:00 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

A harlot from North Carolina
Tied fiddle strings 'cross her vagina
With proper size cocks
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata And Fugue In G Minor!
-Isaac Asimov

Haiku # 18107, December 24, 2001 10:28 pm ET

by Isaac Asimov

spam from an asshole
stripcreator can blow me
I'll never visit

Haiku # 18106, December 24, 2001 4:54 pm ET

by ap