Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

when you've lived my life
you lose taste for living large
and live loser, live
Haiku # 18130, December 29, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by Moxie
I was finished long
ago, long before I ever
wrote anything here...
Haiku # 18129, December 29, 2001 5:01 pm ET
by Moxie
a salmon swimming,
battered by the rocky stream,
swims until he dies.

mox swimming upstream,
battered by the seventeen
rocks in haiku stream.

maybe he will be finished soon?
Haiku # 18128, December 29, 2001 3:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie IS a sperm?
a fish has no memory,
a bad haiku sperm~~~~

people like mox should wear a condom over their LIFE !




Haiku # 18127, December 29, 2001 3:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this is to die for,
the susurration of the wind,
in the tall evergreens
Haiku # 18126, December 29, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a big new years hug,
a hug to make your tits squeak,
to k_janis_mellie

and all the fine ladies out there
Haiku # 18125, December 29, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

....my season's greeting
....to all ye bad haiku'ers
smiles on yer (damn) faces
Haiku # 18124, December 28, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ronin

........i am YOUR Santa
when will you ever wake up
....to the truth that's there

(no need to make a pass on
...............mox!?!)
Haiku # 18123, December 28, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by ronin@lemmetakeyoutoheavenbabe
get out of here ! you
use a fly rod? hip waders?
with thong underneath?
Haiku # 18122, December 28, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Should I use more of
those_under_lines_?_or what
do you suggest k?
Haiku # 18121, December 28, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
checking in from the
road, here in oregon. I
caught a 10 lb fish

today,steelhead are
amazing, especially
on a fly rod. Oh,

whoever wrote that
stupid haiku should learn that
it's quite transparent.
Haiku # 18120, December 28, 2001 2:33 am ET
by k_against_cheap_imitations of 18118 ain'tmine,but that should be obvious
for pity's sake k
even I wouldn't fuck mox
rosemary's baby

would seem angelic
doesn't bear thinking about
sperm from old mox
Haiku # 18119, December 27, 2001 8:27 am ET
by mellie
Got pregnant off a
Pity-Fuck, and now my kid
Looks like Moxie
Haiku # 18118, December 26, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by k_what else can I say?
new offensive starts
in afghanistan, I think
the "shoe war" sounds good

NO SHOES FOR YOU !!!!!
Haiku # 18117, December 26, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by Dubya
Al Qaeda may
be hiding in your bowl of
corn flakes .. load that gun!

dubya
Haiku # 18116, December 26, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by my fellow americans
no problem joy boy
make it up to us with lunch
bbq at 1
Haiku # 18115, December 26, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
asleep on the couch
i wasted time that was OURS
now i feel like crap
Haiku # 18114, December 26, 2001 10:11 am ET
by sorry
really comical
eviscerate spammers @
disembowel dot com
Haiku # 18113, December 26, 2001 6:48 am ET
by ash
acrid smoke wafting
sunlight a copper colour
roasting for christmas
Haiku # 18112, December 26, 2001 6:35 am ET
by ash
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011224/mdf104263.jpg

yahoo news photo
of the latest terrorist
getting eyes burned out
Haiku # 18111, December 26, 2001 1:58 am ET
by Dubya watcher
What! isn't this the
create a movie review
dot com site? sorry..
Haiku # 18110, December 25, 2001 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is the second,
Crappy movie with Jimmy
Stewart that I've seen...

The other one was
'The Man Who Knew Too Much' gag!
Stupid, evil crap
Haiku # 18109, December 25, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
just saw the movie
It's a Wonderful Life for
the very first time

I thought, 'this is a
classic' a favorite????crap.
it's crap, putrid crap!
Haiku # 18108, December 25, 2001 1:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A harlot from North Carolina
Tied fiddle strings 'cross her vagina
With proper size cocks
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata And Fugue In G Minor!
-Isaac Asimov
Haiku # 18107, December 24, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by Isaac Asimov
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stripcreator can blow me
I'll never visit
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by ap

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