Bad Haiku

Bad Haiku
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fucking madly helps
but the end is always in
sight, har de har har )*(

relationship starts
relationship ends, all roads
lead to bad haiku :0

Haiku # 18144 ↗ December 30, 2001 12:11 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

the brand new candy
apple red [Volkswagen bug]
roared past cold mountain

consumerism
sucks too, comfortable though,
till the bills arrive

[...] car of your choice

Haiku # 18143 ↗ December 30, 2001 12:05 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

hmmm maybe i should
change my dealer, this pot sucks
ass hair, gloomy thoughts

or is it just me

Haiku # 18142 ↗ December 30, 2001 11:56 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

the poet may be
anonymous, but dying?
like meeting old friends

Haiku # 18141 ↗ December 30, 2001 11:55 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

the cold syllables
fly like leaves in the wind
they come here to die

Haiku # 18140 ↗ December 30, 2001 11:50 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

the wind howls on the
cold mountain....er...plateau of
bad haiku, words chill

Haiku # 18139 ↗ December 30, 2001 11:45 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

bad haiku plateau
unidentifiable
distant bird song

Haiku # 18138 ↗ December 30, 2001 11:43 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

hellish inferno
final hours burning up
filthy old year

Haiku # 18137 ↗ December 30, 2001 5:59 am ET

by mellie

You can't bottle up Moxie
it, will shatter about
it's a rough thing...a bird
desiring freedom, to be

Haiku # 18136 ↗ December 29, 2001 6:17 pm ET

by Mox

If I were Christian again
I would be in a church, chilling
in a new soul and mind

Haiku # 18135 ↗ December 29, 2001 6:12 pm ET

by Moxie

I plan to when the
time comes, legalize it and
relaxation jazz

Haiku # 18134 ↗ December 29, 2001 6:08 pm ET

by Moxie

Holy shit, that's some
Depressing-ass bad haiku
Smoke some pot, relax

Haiku # 18133 ↗ December 29, 2001 6:03 pm ET

by Janis

I'm sick of no hope
Why do I need your approval?
I don't... It just stands

a sick habit

Haiku # 18132 ↗ December 29, 2001 5:41 pm ET

by Moxie

when the terrorists
did what they did, did they feel
this no hope and spread it?

Haiku # 18131 ↗ December 29, 2001 5:40 pm ET

by Moxie

when you've lived my life
you lose taste for living large
and live loser, live

Haiku # 18130 ↗ December 29, 2001 5:27 pm ET

by Moxie

I was finished long
ago, long before I ever
wrote anything here...

Haiku # 18129 ↗ December 29, 2001 5:01 pm ET

by Moxie

a salmon swimming,
battered by the rocky stream,
swims until he dies.

mox swimming upstream,
battered by the seventeen
rocks in haiku stream.

maybe he will be finished soon?

Haiku # 18128 ↗ December 29, 2001 3:43 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

moxie IS a sperm?
a fish has no memory,
a bad haiku sperm~~~~

people like mox should wear a condom over their LIFE !

Haiku # 18127 ↗ December 29, 2001 3:36 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

this is to die for,
the susurration of the wind,
in the tall evergreens

Haiku # 18126 ↗ December 29, 2001 3:27 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

a big new years hug,
a hug to make your tits squeak,
to k_janis_mellie

and all the fine ladies out there

Haiku # 18125 ↗ December 29, 2001 3:23 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

....my season's greeting
....to all ye bad haiku'ers
smiles on yer (damn) faces

Haiku # 18124 ↗ December 28, 2001 10:24 pm ET

by ronin

........i am YOUR Santa
when will you ever wake up
....to the truth that's there

(no need to make a pass on
...............mox!?!)

Haiku # 18123 ↗ December 28, 2001 10:15 pm ET

by ronin@lemmetakeyoutoheavenbabe

get out of here ! you
use a fly rod? hip waders?
with thong underneath?

Haiku # 18122 ↗ December 28, 2001 2:53 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Should I use more of
those_under_lines_?_or what
do you suggest k?

Haiku # 18121 ↗ December 28, 2001 2:50 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

checking in from the
road, here in oregon. I
caught a 10 lb fish

today,steelhead are
amazing, especially
on a fly rod. Oh,

whoever wrote that
stupid haiku should learn that
it's quite transparent.

Haiku # 18120 ↗ December 28, 2001 2:33 am ET

by k_against_cheap_imitations of 18118 ain'tmine,but that should be obvious

for pity's sake k
even I wouldn't fuck mox
rosemary's baby

would seem angelic
doesn't bear thinking about
sperm from old mox

Haiku # 18119 ↗ December 27, 2001 8:27 am ET

by mellie

Got pregnant off a
Pity-Fuck, and now my kid
Looks like Moxie

Haiku # 18118 ↗ December 26, 2001 11:23 pm ET

by k_what else can I say?

new offensive starts
in afghanistan, I think
the "shoe war" sounds good

NO SHOES FOR YOU !!!!!

Haiku # 18117 ↗ December 26, 2001 3:08 pm ET

by Dubya

Al Qaeda may
be hiding in your bowl of
corn flakes .. load that gun!

dubya

Haiku # 18116 ↗ December 26, 2001 3:03 pm ET

by my fellow americans

no problem joy boy
make it up to us with lunch
bbq at 1

Haiku # 18115 ↗ December 26, 2001 10:51 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

asleep on the couch
i wasted time that was OURS
now i feel like crap

Haiku # 18114 ↗ December 26, 2001 10:11 am ET

by sorry

really comical
eviscerate spammers @
disembowel dot com

Haiku # 18113 ↗ December 26, 2001 6:48 am ET

by ash

acrid smoke wafting
sunlight a copper colour
roasting for christmas

Haiku # 18112 ↗ December 26, 2001 6:35 am ET

by ash

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011224/mdf104263.jpg

yahoo news photo
of the latest terrorist
getting eyes burned out

Haiku # 18111 ↗ December 26, 2001 1:58 am ET

by Dubya watcher

What! isn't this the
create a movie review
dot com site? sorry..

Haiku # 18110 ↗ December 25, 2001 1:10 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

This is the second,
Crappy movie with Jimmy
Stewart that I've seen...

The other one was
'The Man Who Knew Too Much' gag!
Stupid, evil crap

Haiku # 18109 ↗ December 25, 2001 1:06 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

just saw the movie
It's a Wonderful Life for
the very first time

I thought, 'this is a
classic' a favorite????crap.
it's crap, putrid crap!

Haiku # 18108 ↗ December 25, 2001 1:00 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

A harlot from North Carolina
Tied fiddle strings 'cross her vagina
With proper size cocks
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata And Fugue In G Minor!
-Isaac Asimov

Haiku # 18107 ↗ December 24, 2001 10:28 pm ET

by Isaac Asimov

spam from an asshole
stripcreator can blow me
I'll never visit

Haiku # 18106 ↗ December 24, 2001 4:54 pm ET

by ap