Bad Haiku

american spam
patriotic and very
appropriate ... doh!

american hordes
living in cartoon dream-world
channel changer life

Haiku # 18199, January 1, 2002 8:37 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

My cat grew weird legs
from his sides coarse long and black
much like a spider

Haiku # 18198, January 1, 2002 7:01 pm ET

by Betty LeBomb

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up the kyber pass
the luck's just about used up
not on your life boy

we could really blow
fingers poised on red buttons
hold my palm olive

Haiku # 18165, January 1, 2002 11:05 am ET

by mellie

all the world's a soap
kashmir bouquet doesn't wash
reach for the remote

Haiku # 18164, January 1, 2002 7:17 am ET

by ash

rule was "speak softly
and yet carry a big stick"
not "be a dumb prick"

sing duck and cover
money may buy you power
but no brains at all

Haiku # 18163, January 1, 2002 7:09 am ET

by ash

stupid bastard
has destabilised India,
Pakistan, now what.

big american
cowboy dipstick, wonder how
big HIS bomb shelter is

opps..an extra cylaable so nuke me

Haiku # 18162, January 1, 2002 3:28 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

we have lied so
many times before, they are
really soooooo stupid

they don't deserve the
truth, they can't handle the truth
so says general jack

Haiku # 18161, January 1, 2002 3:23 am ET

by us military

Afghani My Lie,
Charlie Company is back,
'brave' americans.

me do you long time joe, one dalla, got gum?

Haiku # 18160, January 1, 2002 3:13 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

first haiku of year
two thousand two, no liquor,
no friends no life! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

but no and in two thousand two :)

Haiku # 18159, January 1, 2002 3:01 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

To Sober to read
Bad Haiku at 2:30 AM?
Rubber Ducky Tango.

Haiku # 18158, January 1, 2002 2:24 am ET

by Kunj of OSU

no profundity
a little liquor with friends
and a year is gone

Haiku # 18157, December 31, 2001 10:12 pm ET

by ap

the sienfelt
episode about the gal
with the big 'man-hands'

was about jennifer aniston

Haiku # 18156, December 31, 2001 3:44 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

also just noticed,
she has really hairy arms,
like really hairy :(

Haiku # 18155, December 31, 2001 1:30 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

hundred thirty pounds,
Jennifer Anastassakis
five foot three, she's fat!

but a sweet face

Haiku # 18154, December 31, 2001 1:23 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

it's a hola now,
but Argentina is a
good starter country

for some nice young couple

Haiku # 18153, December 31, 2001 12:58 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

right-wing government
gives us tax break, i will now
buy, Argentina!

Haiku # 18152, December 31, 2001 12:50 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Tomorrow I dig
through the leaves and dirty socks
built up this past year

Haiku # 18151, December 31, 2001 11:38 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

Melting on my car
swirling round my clouded breath
final flakes this year

Haiku # 18150, December 31, 2001 11:37 am ET

by Betty LeBomb