first haiku of year
two thousand two, no liquor,
no friends no life! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
but no and in two thousand two :)
by Anonymous Poet
To Sober to read
Bad Haiku at 2:30 AM?
Rubber Ducky Tango.
by Kunj of OSU
no profundity
a little liquor with friends
and a year is gone
by ap
the sienfelt
episode about the gal
with the big 'man-hands'
was about jennifer aniston
by Anonymous Poet
also just noticed,
she has really hairy arms,
like really hairy :(
by Anonymous Poet
hundred thirty pounds,
Jennifer Anastassakis
five foot three, she's fat!
but a sweet face
by Anonymous Poet
it's a hola now,
but Argentina is a
good starter country
for some nice young couple
by Anonymous Poet
right-wing government
gives us tax break, i will now
buy, Argentina!
by Anonymous Poet
Tomorrow I dig
through the leaves and dirty socks
built up this past year
by Betty LeBomb
Melting on my car
swirling round my clouded breath
final flakes this year
by Betty LeBomb
feeding the baby
when the old year was gone
she gave me a grin
by mellie
two thousand and two
mooloolaba to noosa
it looks so pretty
by mellie
bushfires continue
bad haiku keeps on flaming
smoke gets in your eyes
by ash
i think i might make
it to two thousand two, still
one more day to cross
by Anonymous Poet
Janis you should change
the brown and orange colours to
black, grey, bone-yard hues
charnel-house haiku,
a hamburger shade of red?
and one or two skulls?
by Anonymous Poet
fucking madly helps
but the end is always in
sight, har de har har )*(
relationship starts
relationship ends, all roads
lead to bad haiku :0
by Anonymous Poet
the brand new candy
apple red [Volkswagen bug]
roared past cold mountain
consumerism
sucks too, comfortable though,
till the bills arrive
[...] car of your choice
by Anonymous Poet
hmmm maybe i should
change my dealer, this pot sucks
ass hair, gloomy thoughts
or is it just me
by Anonymous Poet
the poet may be
anonymous, but dying?
like meeting old friends
by Anonymous Poet
the cold syllables
fly like leaves in the wind
they come here to die
by Anonymous Poet
the wind howls on the
cold mountain....er...plateau of
bad haiku, words chill
by Anonymous Poet
bad haiku plateau
unidentifiable
distant bird song
by Anonymous Poet
hellish inferno
final hours burning up
filthy old year
by mellie
You can't bottle up Moxie
it, will shatter about
it's a rough thing...a bird
desiring freedom, to be
by Mox
If I were Christian again
I would be in a church, chilling
in a new soul and mind
by Moxie
I plan to when the
time comes, legalize it and
relaxation jazz
by Moxie
Holy shit, that's some
Depressing-ass bad haiku
Smoke some pot, relax
by Janis
I'm sick of no hope
Why do I need your approval?
I don't... It just stands
a sick habit
by Moxie
when the terrorists
did what they did, did they feel
this no hope and spread it?
by Moxie
when you've lived my life
you lose taste for living large
and live loser, live
by Moxie
I was finished long
ago, long before I ever
wrote anything here...
by Moxie
a salmon swimming,
battered by the rocky stream,
swims until he dies.
mox swimming upstream,
battered by the seventeen
rocks in haiku stream.
maybe he will be finished soon?
by Anonymous Poet
moxie IS a sperm?
a fish has no memory,
a bad haiku sperm~~~~
people like mox should wear a condom over their LIFE !
by Anonymous Poet
this is to die for,
the susurration of the wind,
in the tall evergreens
by Anonymous Poet
a big new years hug,
a hug to make your tits squeak,
to k_janis_mellie
and all the fine ladies out there
by Anonymous Poet
....my season's greeting
....to all ye bad haiku'ers
smiles on yer (damn) faces
by ronin
........i am YOUR Santa
when will you ever wake up
....to the truth that's there
(no need to make a pass on
...............mox!?!)
by ronin@lemmetakeyoutoheavenbabe
get out of here ! you
use a fly rod? hip waders?
with thong underneath?
by Anonymous Poet
Should I use more of
those_under_lines_?_or what
do you suggest k?
by Anonymous Poet
checking in from the
road, here in oregon. I
caught a 10 lb fish
today,steelhead are
amazing, especially
on a fly rod. Oh,
whoever wrote that
stupid haiku should learn that
it's quite transparent.
by k_against_cheap_imitations of 18118 ain'tmine,but that should be obvious
for pity's sake k
even I wouldn't fuck mox
rosemary's baby
would seem angelic
doesn't bear thinking about
sperm from old mox
by mellie
Got pregnant off a
Pity-Fuck, and now my kid
Looks like Moxie
by k_what else can I say?
new offensive starts
in afghanistan, I think
the "shoe war" sounds good
NO SHOES FOR YOU !!!!!
by Dubya
Al Qaeda may
be hiding in your bowl of
corn flakes .. load that gun!
dubya
by my fellow americans
no problem joy boy
make it up to us with lunch
bbq at 1
by Anonymous Poet
asleep on the couch
i wasted time that was OURS
now i feel like crap
by sorry
really comical
eviscerate spammers @
disembowel dot com
by ash
acrid smoke wafting
sunlight a copper colour
roasting for christmas
by ash
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011224/mdf104263.jpg
yahoo news photo
of the latest terrorist
getting eyes burned out
by Dubya watcher
What! isn't this the
create a movie review
dot com site? sorry..
by Anonymous Poet
