Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

a matter of course
the unqualified success
of writing haiku
Haiku # 18289, January 13, 2002 7:47 am ET
by ash ... with a nod to the princess of princeton

......trying out driving
at the range this afternoon
.......with k to inspire
Haiku # 18288, January 13, 2002 12:16 am ET
by ronin

...........i kinda miss k
her spontaneous child-like mien
........and playful flirting
Haiku # 18287, January 13, 2002 12:10 am ET
by ronin
If I write enough,
then soon the world will be mine.
a-HaHahaHA!
Haiku # 18286, January 12, 2002 8:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Doors! They let you in!
Let's drink to the inventor:
Crysanthamum Blah.
Haiku # 18285, January 12, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not so much a site,
more an alternative life -
talk between strangers
Haiku # 18284, January 12, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by FRT
My feet smell lousy;
Picking up a cherry bomb,
I spilt tea on them.
Haiku # 18283, January 12, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by C.Frup
twenty-five pages
more to write by tuesday next
three days left to go
Haiku # 18282, January 12, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, NJ
after hiatus
jane returns to haiku land
procrastination
Haiku # 18281, January 12, 2002 6:06 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, NJ
it was stinking hot
so I spent my day burning
some good old country
Haiku # 18280, January 12, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by mellie
fresh from a shower
he came in a red t-shirt
then ate some pizza
Haiku # 18279, January 12, 2002 11:12 am ET
by mellie
no golfers today
the fat tree where ricky died
has a frosty shrine
Haiku # 18278, January 12, 2002 10:00 am ET
by ap
T.O.'s got nothing,
Oktoberfest is the shit.
K-Town all the way!
Haiku # 18277, January 12, 2002 1:22 am ET
by Vert
I was born too late
History channel told me
You should wipe with leaves

Haiku # 18271, January 11, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt California
may you inhale gum
up your nasal passages,
and feel like a fool

-ancient occidental curse
Haiku # 18270, January 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Nick Numb
still with the extra
syllables, why don't you go
be kwel in TO ?
Haiku # 18269, January 11, 2002 3:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
plastic society...
postmodern till postmodern
becomes obsolete tomorrow
Haiku # 18268, January 11, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Mox
mario party
a shitload of pok
Haiku # 18267, January 11, 2002 6:41 am ET
by ash
No, the porcelain
translates teas warm message, to
your attentive hand
Haiku # 18266, January 11, 2002 5:00 am ET
by Nick Numb
Flashing blank onscreen.
Film slipped off the reel,
to be continued...
Haiku # 18265, January 11, 2002 1:10 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Toronto huh?

Big feature that, aye
dunno much about that place
Canada's just "cool"
Haiku # 18264, January 10, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by Moxie
in the hand;
tea warms porcelain
almost too much
Haiku # 18263, January 10, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
the Buddha also
once said, 'kick his ass SeaBass!!'
those guys said it all...

but, so what?
Haiku # 18262, January 10, 2002 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i tire of this talk;
it seems the buddha once said:
i have to go pee
Haiku # 18261, January 9, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
one mitten
holds two frozen hands;
woolen cocoon
Haiku # 18260, January 9, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
is that osama
looking pensive in the mall
eating felafel
Haiku # 18259, January 9, 2002 8:44 am ET
by ash
purple jellyfish
luminous neon damsel
red sunburnt dermis
Haiku # 18258, January 9, 2002 8:38 am ET
by ash
there goes the neighbourhood
Haiku # 18257, January 9, 2002 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The sky just wont change
I cough up a lung cookie
Both so grey yet warm
Haiku # 18256, January 9, 2002 3:00 am ET
by Beorn of - Humboldt California
Damn you middle man
There aint none left in the fridge
Best you go back dude
Haiku # 18255, January 9, 2002 2:54 am ET
by Beorn of - Humboldt California
dave thomas, fat-faced
wendy fucker is dead, GOOD! his
TV adds sucked
Haiku # 18254, January 8, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
buy yourself a new
dress frumpo, get your hair done,
maybe a new tatto

hobos are mostly tough they would kick your ass
Haiku # 18253, January 8, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
go kill a hobo
the overlord commands you
eat his fingers first
Haiku # 18252, January 7, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by Frumpo
You call me dildo
well if I'm such a dildo
stick me in your snatch

Haiku # 18251, January 7, 2002 9:28 pm ET
by Frumpo
This site is still here?

I last saw it '98

(Diarrhea Stew)
Haiku # 18250, January 7, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Chad Beehler of Kalamazoo, USA
Surging Pain Below

Sphincter burning chili fart

Wafted to my nose
Haiku # 18249, January 7, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Chad Beehler of Kalamazoo, USA
so uninspired
even tits don't move me much
this fucking winter
Haiku # 18248, January 7, 2002 8:57 pm ET
by ap
random rewards, and
random punishments, equal
random reasoning
Haiku # 18247, January 7, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Nick Numb_only the free things in life are free
toronto midday
concrete is colder than ice
but warmer than me
Haiku # 18246, January 7, 2002 1:33 pm ET
by transient0 of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
It is a sad day.
Grandma is dead from cancer.
No more dick for me.
:(
Haiku # 18245, January 7, 2002 1:06 pm ET
by Vert
a large black cockroach
regards me suspiciously
antennae waving
Haiku # 18244, January 7, 2002 8:37 am ET
by ash
travelling down south
there can be lots of bobbing
before a richard
Haiku # 18243, January 7, 2002 8:03 am ET
by ash
did uncle get bobbed?
and now granny has a cock?
the truth down under?
Haiku # 18242, January 7, 2002 4:03 am ET
by Nick Numb
naming relations :
if she's ripe for a roger
is bob your uncle ?
Haiku # 18241, January 7, 2002 3:47 am ET
by ash
town in texas
voted to change hello to
heven-o, amen
Haiku # 18240, January 6, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by the edge of sanity
going to the edge
about to topple over
then backing away
Haiku # 18239, January 6, 2002 8:24 am ET
by mellie
could the NHL
players try to act just a bit
MORE ghey after goals?
Haiku # 18238, January 6, 2002 1:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
confounded by smoke
i find no inspiration
in toronto's claim

paul keating told us :
we're the arse end of the world
so it's cracks all round
Haiku # 18237, January 5, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by ash
mule will work for you
ten years, for the privilege
of kicking you once
Haiku # 18236, January 5, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by pissed oriental_reading faulkner
now we need a good
earthquake, to make times a bit
more interesting
Haiku # 18235, January 5, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by pissed oriental_cursing
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