Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

so where is scott now?
is he in india duck-
ing nuclear bombs?
Haiku # 18321, January 15, 2002 7:08 am ET
by k
might be moving soon
yippee yi oh ki ya-ay
pack the dental floss
Haiku # 18320, January 15, 2002 6:19 am ET
by ash .... with a nod to frank
That was uncalled for
Its your tempting illusion.
Still though-- your a man?
Haiku # 18319, January 15, 2002 5:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck me baby oh
yes yes do it do it more
cum on me baby
Haiku # 18318, January 15, 2002 1:38 am ET
by lucy of California
Oprah told my girl
She needs satisfying sex.
Just hope its with me
Haiku # 18317, January 15, 2002 1:30 am ET
by Beorn of shit creek
Bring the TV with,
We'll try to get some Star Trek
Moving means changes
Haiku # 18316, January 15, 2002 12:09 am ET
by Beorn of inside.outside.upside down
just for the doubters
i am ap. just ap.
no other handles
Haiku # 18315, January 14, 2002 8:54 pm ET
by ap
rum is for winter
gin makes a good summer drink
but then, valium.....
Haiku # 18314, January 14, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by ap
the bat label rum
yes, you know, the darker stuff
makes a bitchin' drink
Haiku # 18313, January 14, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by ap - k could use one
dog drops a stogie
scampers off a few paces
then returns to sniff
Haiku # 18312, January 14, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ap - if only i could be so happy
Always worse out there
Now I cant even complain
News provides some guilt
Haiku # 18311, January 14, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by Beorn of The Redwood Empire
Moxie has returned!
the retarded prodigal!
life is indeed good!
Haiku # 18310, January 14, 2002 8:34 pm ET
by ap
i'm the new hitler?
but where's my funny moustache?
and where is the hate?
Haiku # 18309, January 14, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by transient of setfiretoeveryone
all hail to haiku
maintain a moving target
but keep it coming

Haiku # 18308, January 14, 2002 6:15 pm ET
by ash
no ronin, i don't
know hollywood bonfire,
and i don't want to.
Haiku # 18307, January 14, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by k_against_all_these_assholes_like_moxie_who_had_been_so_nicely_quiet_for_a_while of away from Hollywood
I can smell her close
she told me to listen to music
and get rid of the junk

Hey, pack it on up!
Haiku # 18306, January 14, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, each person has
their own way of doing things and
it's a mind your own business
thing up here...
some people are just only happy
when they make others miserable
Haiku # 18305, January 14, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, the "strongest"
In America, survive, only to
hang themselves when they become CEO
Gee, what's missing?

maybe a conscience...
Haiku # 18304, January 14, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, you're a waste of time....
Haiku # 18303, January 14, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by Mox
MOXIE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY
GO BACK TO THE LAND OWNED BY THE POMPOUS IMBREADS
GET OUT OF OUR FRICKEN COUNTRY
AND GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG
WHICH IS INDEED TORONTO, CANADA
Haiku # 18302, January 14, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
IF GRANDMOTHER HAD A BEARD
THEN SHE WOULD BE
CONSIDERED A GRANDFATHER
Haiku # 18301, January 14, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
SETEVERYONEONFIRE IS A NAZI.
HOLOCAUST BULL YOU'VE BROUGHT BEFORE US,
SETFIREONEVERYONE IS NEW HITLER
Haiku # 18300, January 14, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
holy wood bonfire?
methinks ronin would like to
set churches ablaze.
Haiku # 18299, January 14, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
the haiku moment
never seemed so long before;
tears begin to fall.
Haiku # 18298, January 14, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org

........you dont by any
chance happen to know holy
....wood bonfire, do you
Haiku # 18297, January 14, 2002 10:44 am ET
by ronin@itendtogrowtiredoffogsfeigningtobe...

......sunburnt from driving
more red-pink because of beer
.....i wished she was there

(oh how she would have loved
...to down-swing me with her
...........KISSES, baby)
Haiku # 18296, January 14, 2002 10:40 am ET
by ronin
before the knockout
it's good strategy to feint
smarter than i thought
Haiku # 18295, January 14, 2002 8:13 am ET
by ash
foreign policy
i find that hard to swallow
just like your pretzel
Haiku # 18294, January 14, 2002 8:04 am ET
by ash
My brain just went "click"
But grabbing a beer instead
I bar those windows
Haiku # 18293, January 14, 2002 2:27 am ET
by Beorn of Humboldt California
So the old man faints
Pretzel size bundles of fate
Too bad he's OK
Haiku # 18292, January 14, 2002 2:24 am ET
by Beorn of at.least.negative.attention.is.attention@myhouse.com
back from Hollywood
what a cesspool of surface
unrealities
Haiku # 18291, January 14, 2002 1:48 am ET
by k_against_
Hollywood robs kids
I already read the book
Now its a movie
Haiku # 18290, January 13, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Beorn of ...Humboldt California
a matter of course
the unqualified success
of writing haiku
Haiku # 18289, January 13, 2002 7:47 am ET
by ash ... with a nod to the princess of princeton

......trying out driving
at the range this afternoon
.......with k to inspire
Haiku # 18288, January 13, 2002 12:16 am ET
by ronin

...........i kinda miss k
her spontaneous child-like mien
........and playful flirting
Haiku # 18287, January 13, 2002 12:10 am ET
by ronin
If I write enough,
then soon the world will be mine.
a-HaHahaHA!
Haiku # 18286, January 12, 2002 8:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Doors! They let you in!
Let's drink to the inventor:
Crysanthamum Blah.
Haiku # 18285, January 12, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not so much a site,
more an alternative life -
talk between strangers
Haiku # 18284, January 12, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by FRT
My feet smell lousy;
Picking up a cherry bomb,
I spilt tea on them.
Haiku # 18283, January 12, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by C.Frup
twenty-five pages
more to write by tuesday next
three days left to go
Haiku # 18282, January 12, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, NJ
after hiatus
jane returns to haiku land
procrastination
Haiku # 18281, January 12, 2002 6:06 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, NJ
it was stinking hot
so I spent my day burning
some good old country
Haiku # 18280, January 12, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by mellie
fresh from a shower
he came in a red t-shirt
then ate some pizza
Haiku # 18279, January 12, 2002 11:12 am ET
by mellie
no golfers today
the fat tree where ricky died
has a frosty shrine
Haiku # 18278, January 12, 2002 10:00 am ET
by ap
T.O.'s got nothing,
Oktoberfest is the shit.
K-Town all the way!
Haiku # 18277, January 12, 2002 1:22 am ET
by Vert
I was born too late
History channel told me
You should wipe with leaves

Haiku # 18271, January 11, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt California
may you inhale gum
up your nasal passages,
and feel like a fool

-ancient occidental curse
Haiku # 18270, January 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Nick Numb
still with the extra
syllables, why don't you go
be kwel in TO ?
Haiku # 18269, January 11, 2002 3:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
plastic society...
postmodern till postmodern
becomes obsolete tomorrow
Haiku # 18268, January 11, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Mox
mario party
a shitload of pok
Haiku # 18267, January 11, 2002 6:41 am ET
by ash
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