Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

a girl so horny
she would fuck a fence-post, with
knots at eye-level
Haiku # 18344, January 20, 2002 12:55 am ET
by Google rules and my bad
the monotony
of wind, and grass and trees, moves
a mind to mischief
Haiku # 18343, January 20, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Nick Numb_the real ron (ron in-out)

...........eerie quietude
appears to permeate through
.......this world of silence
Haiku # 18342, January 19, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by ronin@pardontheredundancy

...finders, keepers...
Haiku # 18341, January 19, 2002 6:30 am ET
by ronin

.....amazing.....
Haiku # 18336, January 18, 2002 8:12 pm ET
by ronin@lotsofcoldturkeysinhere

............pretzels, anyone
.how the hell could you choke on
........something like pretzel

(prince harry potter is more cool)
Haiku # 18335, January 16, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by ronin

...oh how cute k babe
as if you havent noticed
....how i lust for you
Haiku # 18334, January 16, 2002 10:46 am ET
by ronin@whatdoesittakeforaman....
blue mondays on some
occasional winters kill
this lonely old state
Haiku # 18333, January 15, 2002 7:36 pm ET
by Moxie
bob geldorf was right
considering the above
i don't like mondays
Haiku # 18332, January 15, 2002 6:52 pm ET
by ash
when the rules change it's
just the tides of time coming
about, in fruition...
Haiku # 18331, January 15, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Moxie
5
7
5
Haiku # 18330, January 15, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I just got back
and looking for an excuse
found myself staring at a screen
Haiku # 18329, January 15, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by Moxie
Karma is often bullshit
We reap what we sow, but
we can also steer our destiny...
Haiku # 18328, January 15, 2002 5:08 pm ET
by Moxie
There is a state of
horror in this time that makes
me realize, they know not what they do
Haiku # 18327, January 15, 2002 5:07 pm ET
by Moxie of (happy to see you too...apu)
I dont want to hate
I'm wishing cancer on you
Hurting my karma
Haiku # 18326, January 15, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by Beorn of nothing matters in the end
I'll go back to bed
Its another school shooting
Unconscious time pod
Haiku # 18325, January 15, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt California
you know what also,
comes out satisfyingly well,
yak milk and pork grinds
Haiku # 18324, January 15, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
Sushi hits the spot
Pressure builds, colon tightens
Beautiful release.
Haiku # 18323, January 15, 2002 2:48 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
I had an idea:
A haiku on George Woodcock,
Haiku anarchy.

And so I wrote it,
And when I had written it,
I posted it here:

George Woodcock is dead,
Died in 1995.
Well, that's death, I guess.
Haiku # 18322, January 15, 2002 2:19 pm ET
by C.Frup
so where is scott now?
is he in india duck-
ing nuclear bombs?
Haiku # 18321, January 15, 2002 7:08 am ET
by k
might be moving soon
yippee yi oh ki ya-ay
pack the dental floss
Haiku # 18320, January 15, 2002 6:19 am ET
by ash .... with a nod to frank
That was uncalled for
Its your tempting illusion.
Still though-- your a man?
Haiku # 18319, January 15, 2002 5:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck me baby oh
yes yes do it do it more
cum on me baby
Haiku # 18318, January 15, 2002 1:38 am ET
by lucy of California
Oprah told my girl
She needs satisfying sex.
Just hope its with me
Haiku # 18317, January 15, 2002 1:30 am ET
by Beorn of shit creek
Bring the TV with,
We'll try to get some Star Trek
Moving means changes
Haiku # 18316, January 15, 2002 12:09 am ET
by Beorn of inside.outside.upside down
just for the doubters
i am ap. just ap.
no other handles
Haiku # 18315, January 14, 2002 8:54 pm ET
by ap
rum is for winter
gin makes a good summer drink
but then, valium.....
Haiku # 18314, January 14, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by ap
the bat label rum
yes, you know, the darker stuff
makes a bitchin' drink
Haiku # 18313, January 14, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by ap - k could use one
dog drops a stogie
scampers off a few paces
then returns to sniff
Haiku # 18312, January 14, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ap - if only i could be so happy
Always worse out there
Now I cant even complain
News provides some guilt
Haiku # 18311, January 14, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by Beorn of The Redwood Empire
Moxie has returned!
the retarded prodigal!
life is indeed good!
Haiku # 18310, January 14, 2002 8:34 pm ET
by ap
i'm the new hitler?
but where's my funny moustache?
and where is the hate?
Haiku # 18309, January 14, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by transient of setfiretoeveryone
all hail to haiku
maintain a moving target
but keep it coming

Haiku # 18308, January 14, 2002 6:15 pm ET
by ash
no ronin, i don't
know hollywood bonfire,
and i don't want to.
Haiku # 18307, January 14, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by k_against_all_these_assholes_like_moxie_who_had_been_so_nicely_quiet_for_a_while of away from Hollywood
I can smell her close
she told me to listen to music
and get rid of the junk

Hey, pack it on up!
Haiku # 18306, January 14, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, each person has
their own way of doing things and
it's a mind your own business
thing up here...
some people are just only happy
when they make others miserable
Haiku # 18305, January 14, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, the "strongest"
In America, survive, only to
hang themselves when they become CEO
Gee, what's missing?

maybe a conscience...
Haiku # 18304, January 14, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, you're a waste of time....
Haiku # 18303, January 14, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by Mox
MOXIE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY
GO BACK TO THE LAND OWNED BY THE POMPOUS IMBREADS
GET OUT OF OUR FRICKEN COUNTRY
AND GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG
WHICH IS INDEED TORONTO, CANADA
Haiku # 18302, January 14, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
IF GRANDMOTHER HAD A BEARD
THEN SHE WOULD BE
CONSIDERED A GRANDFATHER
Haiku # 18301, January 14, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
SETEVERYONEONFIRE IS A NAZI.
HOLOCAUST BULL YOU'VE BROUGHT BEFORE US,
SETFIREONEVERYONE IS NEW HITLER
Haiku # 18300, January 14, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
holy wood bonfire?
methinks ronin would like to
set churches ablaze.
Haiku # 18299, January 14, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
the haiku moment
never seemed so long before;
tears begin to fall.
Haiku # 18298, January 14, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org

........you dont by any
chance happen to know holy
....wood bonfire, do you
Haiku # 18297, January 14, 2002 10:44 am ET
by ronin@itendtogrowtiredoffogsfeigningtobe...

......sunburnt from driving
more red-pink because of beer
.....i wished she was there

(oh how she would have loved
...to down-swing me with her
...........KISSES, baby)
Haiku # 18296, January 14, 2002 10:40 am ET
by ronin
before the knockout
it's good strategy to feint
smarter than i thought
Haiku # 18295, January 14, 2002 8:13 am ET
by ash
foreign policy
i find that hard to swallow
just like your pretzel
Haiku # 18294, January 14, 2002 8:04 am ET
by ash
My brain just went "click"
But grabbing a beer instead
I bar those windows
Haiku # 18293, January 14, 2002 2:27 am ET
by Beorn of Humboldt California
So the old man faints
Pretzel size bundles of fate
Too bad he's OK
Haiku # 18292, January 14, 2002 2:24 am ET
by Beorn of at.least.negative.attention.is.attention@myhouse.com
back from Hollywood
what a cesspool of surface
unrealities
Haiku # 18291, January 14, 2002 1:48 am ET
by k_against_
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