Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


..hey, what do you mean
by passing the submit test
you mean we're c3nsored
Haiku # 18364, January 21, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by ronin@hi.k.what's.up

.....what did i secrete
so as to make my private
.......life very public
Haiku # 18363, January 21, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by ronin@haikujunkiescantstandthemonkeys
5-7-5
Haiku # 18362, January 21, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I bet Rush Limbaugh
did a Michael Jackson
Hands over crotch
Haiku # 18361, January 21, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wish I had been there
before the opp. -docs yelling;
hard-of-hearing Rush;

we are going to
cut out your cochlea!
this won't hurt a bit!
Haiku # 18360, January 21, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by Modern Times, the shocking truth
'cochlear implant'
is some poor third world peasant
minus a cochlea?
Haiku # 18359, January 21, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by Modern Times, the shocking truth
anyway...I heard
that Rush Limbaugh has his ears
back, that really sucks
Haiku # 18358, January 21, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by k
actually, i'd like
to keep it this way, some can
submit...others can't
Haiku # 18357, January 21, 2002 5:44 pm ET
by k
here ladies, my pink
hedge-hog! a rare beast indeed,
why don't you pet it
Haiku # 18356, January 21, 2002 3:28 am ET
by Nick Numb
i am lonely here,
but i will post more haiku,
haiku are sexy
Haiku # 18355, January 21, 2002 3:22 am ET
by Nick Numb
girl finds folder on
good old dad's computer, $
ultra_do_able
Haiku # 18354, January 21, 2002 3:20 am ET
by Modern Times the shocking truth
one good thing about
this, is that moxie will not
pass the submit test
Haiku # 18353, January 20, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
people of the world
please do not breed anymore
stupid damned assholes
Haiku # 18352, January 20, 2002 9:53 pm ET
by Nick Numb a simple request
I am wallowing
In fractile illusions of
opportunity

stepping over the
starving to get to work. back
in the U.S.A...........
Haiku # 18351, January 20, 2002 9:07 pm ET
by Nick Numb
Neurotic or just
slightly more compulsive than
rational Haiku
Haiku # 18350, January 20, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by nick numb_my new site will be called...
all of these haikus
about nothing yet I can't
wait 'till we can post
Haiku # 18349, January 20, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by k
Oooh, the Google cache
Very interesting indeed.
I like it a lot.
Haiku # 18348, January 20, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by Janis
man I hope I am
not costing poor Janis...like
80 bucks a ku... :o

better quite ..
but google does rule
Haiku # 18347, January 20, 2002 1:08 am ET
by google rules haiku
if the cleaver of
beaver is clever, god help
any dam builders

well I tried to be
clever but I would rather
cleave those nice beaver
Haiku # 18346, January 20, 2002 1:07 am ET
by google rules haiku
ronin believes he
is so clever, the secrete
is out, the dam breaks
Haiku # 18345, January 20, 2002 1:02 am ET
by google rules haiku_we will not be denied
a girl so horny
she would fuck a fence-post, with
knots at eye-level
Haiku # 18344, January 20, 2002 12:55 am ET
by Google rules and my bad
the monotony
of wind, and grass and trees, moves
a mind to mischief
Haiku # 18343, January 20, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Nick Numb_the real ron (ron in-out)

...........eerie quietude
appears to permeate through
.......this world of silence
Haiku # 18342, January 19, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by ronin@pardontheredundancy

...finders, keepers...
Haiku # 18341, January 19, 2002 6:30 am ET
by ronin

.....amazing.....
Haiku # 18336, January 18, 2002 8:12 pm ET
by ronin@lotsofcoldturkeysinhere

............pretzels, anyone
.how the hell could you choke on
........something like pretzel

(prince harry potter is more cool)
Haiku # 18335, January 16, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by ronin

...oh how cute k babe
as if you havent noticed
....how i lust for you
Haiku # 18334, January 16, 2002 10:46 am ET
by ronin@whatdoesittakeforaman....
blue mondays on some
occasional winters kill
this lonely old state
Haiku # 18333, January 15, 2002 7:36 pm ET
by Moxie
bob geldorf was right
considering the above
i don't like mondays
Haiku # 18332, January 15, 2002 6:52 pm ET
by ash
when the rules change it's
just the tides of time coming
about, in fruition...
Haiku # 18331, January 15, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Moxie
5
7
5
Haiku # 18330, January 15, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I just got back
and looking for an excuse
found myself staring at a screen
Haiku # 18329, January 15, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by Moxie
Karma is often bullshit
We reap what we sow, but
we can also steer our destiny...
Haiku # 18328, January 15, 2002 5:08 pm ET
by Moxie
There is a state of
horror in this time that makes
me realize, they know not what they do
Haiku # 18327, January 15, 2002 5:07 pm ET
by Moxie of (happy to see you too...apu)
I dont want to hate
I'm wishing cancer on you
Hurting my karma
Haiku # 18326, January 15, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by Beorn of nothing matters in the end
I'll go back to bed
Its another school shooting
Unconscious time pod
Haiku # 18325, January 15, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt California
you know what also,
comes out satisfyingly well,
yak milk and pork grinds
Haiku # 18324, January 15, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
Sushi hits the spot
Pressure builds, colon tightens
Beautiful release.
Haiku # 18323, January 15, 2002 2:48 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
I had an idea:
A haiku on George Woodcock,
Haiku anarchy.

And so I wrote it,
And when I had written it,
I posted it here:

George Woodcock is dead,
Died in 1995.
Well, that's death, I guess.
Haiku # 18322, January 15, 2002 2:19 pm ET
by C.Frup
so where is scott now?
is he in india duck-
ing nuclear bombs?
Haiku # 18321, January 15, 2002 7:08 am ET
by k
might be moving soon
yippee yi oh ki ya-ay
pack the dental floss
Haiku # 18320, January 15, 2002 6:19 am ET
by ash .... with a nod to frank
That was uncalled for
Its your tempting illusion.
Still though-- your a man?
Haiku # 18319, January 15, 2002 5:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck me baby oh
yes yes do it do it more
cum on me baby
Haiku # 18318, January 15, 2002 1:38 am ET
by lucy of California
Oprah told my girl
She needs satisfying sex.
Just hope its with me
Haiku # 18317, January 15, 2002 1:30 am ET
by Beorn of shit creek
Bring the TV with,
We'll try to get some Star Trek
Moving means changes
Haiku # 18316, January 15, 2002 12:09 am ET
by Beorn of inside.outside.upside down
just for the doubters
i am ap. just ap.
no other handles
Haiku # 18315, January 14, 2002 8:54 pm ET
by ap
rum is for winter
gin makes a good summer drink
but then, valium.....
Haiku # 18314, January 14, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by ap
the bat label rum
yes, you know, the darker stuff
makes a bitchin' drink
Haiku # 18313, January 14, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by ap - k could use one
dog drops a stogie
scampers off a few paces
then returns to sniff
Haiku # 18312, January 14, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ap - if only i could be so happy
Always worse out there
Now I cant even complain
News provides some guilt
Haiku # 18311, January 14, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by Beorn of The Redwood Empire
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