I bet Rush Limbaugh
did a Michael Jackson
Hands over crotch
by Anonymous Poet
wish I had been there
before the opp. -docs yelling;
hard-of-hearing Rush;
we are going to
cut out your cochlea!
this won't hurt a bit!
by Modern Times, the shocking truth
'cochlear implant'
is some poor third world peasant
minus a cochlea?
by Modern Times, the shocking truth
anyway...I heard
that Rush Limbaugh has his ears
back, that really sucks
by k
actually, i'd like
to keep it this way, some can
submit...others can't
by k
here ladies, my pink
hedge-hog! a rare beast indeed,
why don't you pet it
by Nick Numb
i am lonely here,
but i will post more haiku,
haiku are sexy
by Nick Numb
girl finds folder on
good old dad's computer, $
ultra_do_able
by Modern Times the shocking truth
one good thing about
this, is that moxie will not
pass the submit test
by Anonymous Poet
people of the world
please do not breed anymore
stupid damned assholes
by Nick Numb a simple request
I am wallowing
In fractile illusions of
opportunity
stepping over the
starving to get to work. back
in the U.S.A...........
by Nick Numb
Neurotic or just
slightly more compulsive than
rational Haiku
by nick numb_my new site will be called...
all of these haikus
about nothing yet I can't
wait 'till we can post
by k
Oooh, the Google cache
Very interesting indeed.
I like it a lot.
by Janis
man I hope I am
not costing poor Janis...like
80 bucks a ku... :o
better quite ..
but google does rule
by google rules haiku
if the cleaver of
beaver is clever, god help
any dam builders
well I tried to be
clever but I would rather
cleave those nice beaver
by google rules haiku
ronin believes he
is so clever, the secrete
is out, the dam breaks
by google rules haiku_we will not be denied
a girl so horny
she would fuck a fence-post, with
knots at eye-level
by Google rules and my bad
the monotony
of wind, and grass and trees, moves
a mind to mischief
by Nick Numb_the real ron (ron in-out)
...........eerie quietude
appears to permeate through
.......this world of silence
by ronin@pardontheredundancy
...finders, keepers...
by ronin
.....amazing.....
by ronin@lotsofcoldturkeysinhere
............pretzels, anyone
.how the hell could you choke on
........something like pretzel
(prince harry potter is more cool)
by ronin
...oh how cute k babe
as if you havent noticed
....how i lust for you
by ronin@whatdoesittakeforaman....
blue mondays on some
occasional winters kill
this lonely old state
by Moxie
bob geldorf was right
considering the above
i don't like mondays
by ash
when the rules change it's
just the tides of time coming
about, in fruition...
by Moxie
I just got back
and looking for an excuse
found myself staring at a screen
by Moxie
Karma is often bullshit
We reap what we sow, but
we can also steer our destiny...
by Moxie
There is a state of
horror in this time that makes
me realize, they know not what they do
by Moxie of (happy to see you too...apu)
I dont want to hate
I'm wishing cancer on you
Hurting my karma
by Beorn of nothing matters in the end
I'll go back to bed
Its another school shooting
Unconscious time pod
by Beorn of Humboldt California
you know what also,
comes out satisfyingly well,
yak milk and pork grinds
by SHAKAKAUN
Sushi hits the spot
Pressure builds, colon tightens
Beautiful release.
by Bung Daddy
I had an idea:
A haiku on George Woodcock,
Haiku anarchy.
And so I wrote it,
And when I had written it,
I posted it here:
George Woodcock is dead,
Died in 1995.
Well, that's death, I guess.
by C.Frup
so where is scott now?
is he in india duck-
ing nuclear bombs?
by k
might be moving soon
yippee yi oh ki ya-ay
pack the dental floss
by ash .... with a nod to frank
That was uncalled for
Its your tempting illusion.
Still though-- your a man?
by Anonymous Poet
fuck me baby oh
yes yes do it do it more
cum on me baby
by lucy of California
Oprah told my girl
She needs satisfying sex.
Just hope its with me
by Beorn of shit creek
Bring the TV with,
We'll try to get some Star Trek
Moving means changes
by Beorn of inside.outside.upside down
just for the doubters
i am ap. just ap.
no other handles
by ap
rum is for winter
gin makes a good summer drink
but then, valium.....
by ap
the bat label rum
yes, you know, the darker stuff
makes a bitchin' drink
by ap - k could use one
dog drops a stogie
scampers off a few paces
then returns to sniff
by ap - if only i could be so happy
Always worse out there
Now I cant even complain
News provides some guilt
by Beorn of The Redwood Empire
Moxie has returned!
the retarded prodigal!
life is indeed good!
by ap
i'm the new hitler?
but where's my funny moustache?
and where is the hate?
by transient of setfiretoeveryone
all hail to haiku
maintain a moving target
but keep it coming
by ash
