Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Rumsfeld must be a
bondage freak if he thinks that
THAT is humane

whip me hon, whip your donnie-boy!!
Haiku # 18398, January 23, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that should be horny,
don't make a mistake and fuck
horney instead of me

opps 5-7-6!
Haiku # 18397, January 23, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by horny and looking
yes k if i had
somewhere else to put my post
i would not be here
Haiku # 18396, January 23, 2002 1:37 pm ET
by horney and looking
no life? well of course
not. Do you think ANYONE
of us would post here

otherwise????
Haiku # 18395, January 23, 2002 7:47 am ET
by k of ha! what is the definition of 'having a life' anyway? I'd say it would be Moxie!
superman is a
fascist, is this news? adolph
knew long time ago

why does this shock me?
the superhero comics
didn't prepare me.
Haiku # 18394, January 22, 2002 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sniffing round the web
we find a simple backdoor
do we not have lives?
Haiku # 18393, January 22, 2002 8:08 pm ET
by C.Frup
Don't make your haikus
a run-on sentence, as they
sound really awful.
Haiku # 18392, January 22, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that wasn't really
Mox, I was jest tryin' to
scare you haiku folk

-even a dumb-ass texan can get through to post
Haiku # 18391, January 22, 2002 5:54 pm ET
by Yawl
ronin looking like
those ancient Roman or Greek
warriors......short...real.....short
Haiku # 18390, January 22, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Tuesday: Site still live
I guess they forgot about
Taking the thing down
Haiku # 18389, January 22, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Janis
Haven't you learned that
It's hard to anger Janis
This is quite fun, eh?
Haiku # 18388, January 22, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by Janis
WE, flutter, flutter
want a picture of Sheena,
she gave good sweater.
Haiku # 18387, January 22, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by The Moths
when your mom told you
the facts of life mox she said,
'stick that in pussy'

she didn't mean the poor house-cat!!!
shame...!
Haiku # 18386, January 22, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Stop that! right now moxie leave the kitty alone
i'm sorry moxie
did you want to say something?
moxie? we miss you

really.
Haiku # 18385, January 22, 2002 8:41 am ET
by k


moxie was lonely
so one day he went to the
pound, hoping for a

feline companion,
however, it looks to me
like cats hate him too.
Haiku # 18384, January 22, 2002 8:39 am ET
by k


janis HATES it when
you flood her site, she doesn't
have time for that crap!
Haiku # 18383, January 22, 2002 8:36 am ET
by k


this next picture is
indeed of the mythical
ronin...flirting again....
Haiku # 18382, January 22, 2002 8:34 am ET
by k


ash?
Haiku # 18381, January 22, 2002 8:33 am ET
by k


Hey there everyone!
Look what I found, a picture
of dreaded Moxie!
Haiku # 18380, January 22, 2002 7:17 am ET
by k



Haiku # 18379, January 22, 2002 7:16 am ET
by uhhh.....
There is all that
terrorist tobacco leaf,
lots of cheap whores too
Haiku # 18378, January 22, 2002 3:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
is it just me? or
is bush now trying to start
a war with Cuba?
Haiku # 18377, January 22, 2002 2:58 am ET
by Modern Times
unknown reasons eh.
sounds like a rat a bush-rat,
terrorist haiku
Haiku # 18376, January 22, 2002 2:54 am ET
by Modern Times
hello there moxie,
how are you? are you feeling
bad today? tell us......
Haiku # 18375, January 22, 2002 2:50 am ET
by Awwwwwwwwwwww

......hello there moxie
how you doin there pigdog
......so near yet so far

Haiku # 18369, January 22, 2002 2:00 am ET
by ronin@chucklesnortlechuckle

.......har har har moxie's
been barred from torturing us
......with his endless blab
Haiku # 18368, January 22, 2002 1:57 am ET
by ronin@awelcomereliefindeed
Paul Martin blusters;
his loony policies just
aren't understood

strange times getting stranger
Haiku # 18367, January 21, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by Ha Ha Ha
Canadian armed
forces sugaring their own
old helicopters

I think they are afraid of flying in them.
Haiku # 18366, January 21, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by Ha Ha Ha
google-eyed moxie,
just doesn't have the secret
cachet to post here
Haiku # 18365, January 21, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by Pigdog

..hey, what do you mean
by passing the submit test
you mean we're c3nsored
Haiku # 18364, January 21, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by ronin@hi.k.what's.up

.....what did i secrete
so as to make my private
.......life very public
Haiku # 18363, January 21, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by ronin@haikujunkiescantstandthemonkeys
5-7-5
Haiku # 18362, January 21, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I bet Rush Limbaugh
did a Michael Jackson
Hands over crotch
Haiku # 18361, January 21, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wish I had been there
before the opp. -docs yelling;
hard-of-hearing Rush;

we are going to
cut out your cochlea!
this won't hurt a bit!
Haiku # 18360, January 21, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by Modern Times, the shocking truth
'cochlear implant'
is some poor third world peasant
minus a cochlea?
Haiku # 18359, January 21, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by Modern Times, the shocking truth
anyway...I heard
that Rush Limbaugh has his ears
back, that really sucks
Haiku # 18358, January 21, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by k
actually, i'd like
to keep it this way, some can
submit...others can't
Haiku # 18357, January 21, 2002 5:44 pm ET
by k
here ladies, my pink
hedge-hog! a rare beast indeed,
why don't you pet it
Haiku # 18356, January 21, 2002 3:28 am ET
by Nick Numb
i am lonely here,
but i will post more haiku,
haiku are sexy
Haiku # 18355, January 21, 2002 3:22 am ET
by Nick Numb
girl finds folder on
good old dad's computer, $
ultra_do_able
Haiku # 18354, January 21, 2002 3:20 am ET
by Modern Times the shocking truth
one good thing about
this, is that moxie will not
pass the submit test
Haiku # 18353, January 20, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
people of the world
please do not breed anymore
stupid damned assholes
Haiku # 18352, January 20, 2002 9:53 pm ET
by Nick Numb a simple request
I am wallowing
In fractile illusions of
opportunity

stepping over the
starving to get to work. back
in the U.S.A...........
Haiku # 18351, January 20, 2002 9:07 pm ET
by Nick Numb
Neurotic or just
slightly more compulsive than
rational Haiku
Haiku # 18350, January 20, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by nick numb_my new site will be called...
all of these haikus
about nothing yet I can't
wait 'till we can post
Haiku # 18349, January 20, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by k
Oooh, the Google cache
Very interesting indeed.
I like it a lot.
Haiku # 18348, January 20, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by Janis
man I hope I am
not costing poor Janis...like
80 bucks a ku... :o

better quite ..
but google does rule
Haiku # 18347, January 20, 2002 1:08 am ET
by google rules haiku
if the cleaver of
beaver is clever, god help
any dam builders

well I tried to be
clever but I would rather
cleave those nice beaver
Haiku # 18346, January 20, 2002 1:07 am ET
by google rules haiku
ronin believes he
is so clever, the secrete
is out, the dam breaks
Haiku # 18345, January 20, 2002 1:02 am ET
by google rules haiku_we will not be denied
a girl so horny
she would fuck a fence-post, with
knots at eye-level
Haiku # 18344, January 20, 2002 12:55 am ET
by Google rules and my bad
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