Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

entropy distilled,
memepool really sucks these days,
Boing boing is better.
Haiku # 18431, January 30, 2002 3:55 am ET
by Nick Numb
reclaimed my kitchen
from mold and dirty dishes
entropy postponed
Haiku # 18430, January 30, 2002 3:10 am ET
by scott
I, gliding, rushing
over slippery electrons,
back to bad haiku
Haiku # 18429, January 29, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Nick Numb
hello fly
you are in an airplane
buzz buzz
Haiku # 18428, January 29, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
us troops wining
shoot-self-in-foot metals in
afghanistan war
Haiku # 18427, January 29, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
funeral shroud of
snow, san francisco dresses
for my aunt's passing
Haiku # 18426, January 29, 2002 5:28 am ET
by k
I do find the new
site refreshing sans ronins
boisterous flirting
Haiku # 18425, January 29, 2002 4:52 am ET
by Brittany Spears, and bonus! still no moxie
pythons love chickens
yet find them no match for their
anagramming skills
Haiku # 18424, January 29, 2002 2:47 am ET
by k of literati gaming room

.you're just jealous ape
anyway what is this site
.and who's this chicken
Haiku # 18423, January 28, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by ronin@ismellconspiracy
The last time ralph klein
had a urine test it had
an olive in it
Haiku # 18422, January 28, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Western Canadian Haiku
in the python's cage:
an oblivious chicken.
live in the moment
Haiku # 18421, January 28, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by scott (pun intended...if intentions count for anything)
back from India
didn't get malaria
only writer's block
Haiku # 18420, January 28, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by scott
ha ha ha ronin
we, over at the new site
ditched your sorry ass
Haiku # 18418, January 28, 2002 11:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is ronin a dolt?
ronin does sound like a dolt
and if that is him.....

he looks like a dolt a really short dolt
Haiku # 18417, January 28, 2002 11:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

..........is that you janis
..looks like you have to shed off
.......here let me help you

(i got ways more than one, baby)
Haiku # 18416, January 26, 2002 6:05 am ET
by ronin
can you believe it?
mox makes it through the guantlet
but ash? and mellie?
Haiku # 18415, January 26, 2002 3:51 am ET
by Modern Times the shocking truth

.......egad moxie's back
ahhh the sufferings we have
.....to endure once more
Haiku # 18409, January 25, 2002 9:09 pm ET
by ronin

......ahem sweet babe k
dont you grow tired of flirting
........get the real thing
Haiku # 18408, January 25, 2002 9:05 pm ET
by ronin@thataintashhesashgrandsonmorelikeit

i know who's number
.......18379, it's
..scottie-lad me boy
Haiku # 18407, January 25, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by ronin@andyeahmoxiemustbeawashedouthippiegoluckyjunkie
but he is so, so
very unconditionally
cluelessly clueless!
Haiku # 18406, January 25, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by Nick Numb_propaganda worthy of Mao
death in SugarLand,
Enron ex-exec. Commits
Haiku # 18405, January 25, 2002 5:13 pm ET
by Nick Numb walt disney,s in hell
the american
taliban, son of Marin
but so damn clueless!
Haiku # 18404, January 25, 2002 6:34 am ET
by k of just barely south of Marin county
k will you please post
more pictures of your pussy?
that would be so nice
Haiku # 18403, January 25, 2002 5:01 am ET
by moxie
I have changed the
back door so only I can
post ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 18402, January 25, 2002 4:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
elite troops killing
badly outnumbered starving
poorly armed peasants

what fuck-wit 'heroes'
Haiku # 18401, January 25, 2002 4:55 am ET
by trained in the USA and doing their jobs
mind cancers, those tunes
they lead your brain cells around
endless loop d' loops
Haiku # 18400, January 24, 2002 12:53 am ET
by Nick Numb but I like the Doors
this is the end____
beau-ti-ful friend, the end__________
of our e-lab-orate....

Haiku # 18399, January 24, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rumsfeld must be a
bondage freak if he thinks that
THAT is humane

whip me hon, whip your donnie-boy!!
Haiku # 18398, January 23, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that should be horny,
don't make a mistake and fuck
horney instead of me

opps 5-7-6!
Haiku # 18397, January 23, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by horny and looking
yes k if i had
somewhere else to put my post
i would not be here
Haiku # 18396, January 23, 2002 1:37 pm ET
by horney and looking
no life? well of course
not. Do you think ANYONE
of us would post here

otherwise????
Haiku # 18395, January 23, 2002 7:47 am ET
by k of ha! what is the definition of 'having a life' anyway? I'd say it would be Moxie!
superman is a
fascist, is this news? adolph
knew long time ago

why does this shock me?
the superhero comics
didn't prepare me.
Haiku # 18394, January 22, 2002 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sniffing round the web
we find a simple backdoor
do we not have lives?
Haiku # 18393, January 22, 2002 8:08 pm ET
by C.Frup
Don't make your haikus
a run-on sentence, as they
sound really awful.
Haiku # 18392, January 22, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that wasn't really
Mox, I was jest tryin' to
scare you haiku folk

-even a dumb-ass texan can get through to post
Haiku # 18391, January 22, 2002 5:54 pm ET
by Yawl
ronin looking like
those ancient Roman or Greek
warriors......short...real.....short
Haiku # 18390, January 22, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Tuesday: Site still live
I guess they forgot about
Taking the thing down
Haiku # 18389, January 22, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Janis
Haven't you learned that
It's hard to anger Janis
This is quite fun, eh?
Haiku # 18388, January 22, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by Janis
WE, flutter, flutter
want a picture of Sheena,
she gave good sweater.
Haiku # 18387, January 22, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by The Moths
when your mom told you
the facts of life mox she said,
'stick that in pussy'

she didn't mean the poor house-cat!!!
shame...!
Haiku # 18386, January 22, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Stop that! right now moxie leave the kitty alone
i'm sorry moxie
did you want to say something?
moxie? we miss you

really.
Haiku # 18385, January 22, 2002 8:41 am ET
by k


moxie was lonely
so one day he went to the
pound, hoping for a

feline companion,
however, it looks to me
like cats hate him too.
Haiku # 18384, January 22, 2002 8:39 am ET
by k


janis HATES it when
you flood her site, she doesn't
have time for that crap!
Haiku # 18383, January 22, 2002 8:36 am ET
by k


this next picture is
indeed of the mythical
ronin...flirting again....
Haiku # 18382, January 22, 2002 8:34 am ET
by k


ash?
Haiku # 18381, January 22, 2002 8:33 am ET
by k


Hey there everyone!
Look what I found, a picture
of dreaded Moxie!
Haiku # 18380, January 22, 2002 7:17 am ET
by k



Haiku # 18379, January 22, 2002 7:16 am ET
by uhhh.....
There is all that
terrorist tobacco leaf,
lots of cheap whores too
Haiku # 18378, January 22, 2002 3:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
is it just me? or
is bush now trying to start
a war with Cuba?
Haiku # 18377, January 22, 2002 2:58 am ET
by Modern Times
unknown reasons eh.
sounds like a rat a bush-rat,
terrorist haiku
Haiku # 18376, January 22, 2002 2:54 am ET
by Modern Times
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