this site has a new
whiter white! Much better than
that dusty old site was
by Anonymous Poet
I am chewing gum
minty freshness in my mouth
it lost its flavor
by chewing gum
we have no snow here
watching the weather channel
top story: weather
by la
I am in a funk
Months and months of work ahead
Gotta pay the man
by Mojo
Finally reborn!
Bad Haiku is back up at a
new, permanent home.
by Adam of T.O.
If you are seeing
This haiku, then you can post
On our new server
by Janis
all janis's base
are belong to us,
take off every zig
by Anonymous Poet
It will all survive
I am downloading the 'base
Every single night
Right now I'm waiting
For the domain name to switch
To it's brand new host.
(any day now)
by Janis (to scott)
if I had to guess
I expect our recent posts
won't survive the move
by scott (true, Janis?)
this year is better
than breakfast or dinner were
worse than tofu though
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
entropy is still
a state of mind, so far this
year ain't been better.
by moxie of fuck you
entropy distilled,
memepool really sucks these days,
Boing boing is better.
by Nick Numb
reclaimed my kitchen
from mold and dirty dishes
entropy postponed
by scott
I, gliding, rushing
over slippery electrons,
back to bad haiku
by Nick Numb
hello fly
you are in an airplane
buzz buzz
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
us troops wining
shoot-self-in-foot metals in
afghanistan war
by Anonymous Poet
funeral shroud of
snow, san francisco dresses
for my aunt's passing
by k
I do find the new
site refreshing sans ronins
boisterous flirting
by Brittany Spears, and bonus! still no moxie
pythons love chickens
yet find them no match for their
anagramming skills
by k of literati gaming room
.you're just jealous ape
anyway what is this site
.and who's this chicken
by ronin@ismellconspiracy
The last time ralph klein
had a urine test it had
an olive in it
by Western Canadian Haiku
in the python's cage:
an oblivious chicken.
live in the moment
by scott (pun intended...if intentions count for anything)
back from India
didn't get malaria
only writer's block
by scott
ha ha ha ronin
we, over at the new site
ditched your sorry ass
by Anonymous Poet
Is ronin a dolt?
ronin does sound like a dolt
and if that is him.....
he looks like a dolt a really short dolt
by Anonymous Poet
..........is that you janis
..looks like you have to shed off
.......here let me help you
(i got ways more than one, baby)
by ronin
can you believe it?
mox makes it through the guantlet
but ash? and mellie?
by Modern Times the shocking truth
.......egad moxie's back
ahhh the sufferings we have
.....to endure once more
by ronin
......ahem sweet babe k
dont you grow tired of flirting
........get the real thing
by ronin@thataintashhesashgrandsonmorelikeit
i know who's number
.......18379, it's
..scottie-lad me boy
by ronin@andyeahmoxiemustbeawashedouthippiegoluckyjunkie
but he is so, so
very unconditionally
cluelessly clueless!
by Nick Numb_propaganda worthy of Mao
death in SugarLand,
Enron ex-exec. Commits
by Nick Numb walt disney,s in hell
the american
taliban, son of Marin
but so damn clueless!
by k of just barely south of Marin county
k will you please post
more pictures of your pussy?
that would be so nice
by moxie
I have changed the
back door so only I can
post ha ha ha ha
by Anonymous Poet
elite troops killing
badly outnumbered starving
poorly armed peasants
what fuck-wit 'heroes'
by trained in the USA and doing their jobs
mind cancers, those tunes
they lead your brain cells around
endless loop d' loops
by Nick Numb but I like the Doors
this is the end____
beau-ti-ful friend, the end__________
of our e-lab-orate....
by Anonymous Poet
Rumsfeld must be a
bondage freak if he thinks that
THAT is humane
whip me hon, whip your donnie-boy!!
by Anonymous Poet
that should be horny,
don't make a mistake and fuck
horney instead of me
opps 5-7-6!
by horny and looking
yes k if i had
somewhere else to put my post
i would not be here
by horney and looking
no life? well of course
not. Do you think ANYONE
of us would post here
otherwise????
by k of ha! what is the definition of 'having a life' anyway? I'd say it would be Moxie!
superman is a
fascist, is this news? adolph
knew long time ago
why does this shock me?
the superhero comics
didn't prepare me.
by Anonymous Poet
sniffing round the web
we find a simple backdoor
do we not have lives?
by C.Frup
Don't make your haikus
a run-on sentence, as they
sound really awful.
by Anonymous Poet
that wasn't really
Mox, I was jest tryin' to
scare you haiku folk
-even a dumb-ass texan can get through to post
by Yawl
ronin looking like
those ancient Roman or Greek
warriors......short...real.....short
by Moxie
Tuesday: Site still live
I guess they forgot about
Taking the thing down
by Janis
Haven't you learned that
It's hard to anger Janis
This is quite fun, eh?
by Janis