Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Is anyone else
Finding the site to be slow?
If so, please tell me.
Haiku # 18472, February 5, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Janis of Location
Scissors on the floor
I should do my Physics now
I'm getting hungry
Haiku # 18471, February 5, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by sadistic saftypin of Mees Lobby
I suck so beware
I watch the fussball table
I suck so beware
Haiku # 18470, February 5, 2002 2:10 pm ET
by sadistic saftypin of Mees Lobby
fuck you
Haiku # 18468, February 5, 2002 6:55 am ET
by moxie
whoah! bad juju
i'm glad i flushed out my cache
i thought i had died


Haiku # 18467, February 5, 2002 6:16 am ET
by ash
did I miss something?
full up to pussy's ribbon
I don't think I did
Haiku # 18466, February 5, 2002 6:02 am ET
by mellie, it was such a dirty holiday :-)
submit not working?
there's one thing you gotta do:
clear out your cache, ash

(in Internet Explorer, select ToolsInternet Options, Delete Temporary Files...wave a dead chicken around)
Haiku # 18465, February 5, 2002 3:30 am ET
by scott (computers do suck, it's true)
After all this time
here i go again...as if
it's second nature
Haiku # 18464, February 5, 2002 3:01 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
too many syllables
a rebound phenomenon
after a long break
Haiku # 18463, February 5, 2002 1:25 am ET
by ash (out for the count below)
taking opportunity
the loquacious poet writes
to get his wordsworth
Haiku # 18462, February 5, 2002 1:14 am ET
by ash
a small miracle
with nana-technology
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 18461, February 5, 2002 1:09 am ET
by ash
haiku cold turkey
one syllable at a time
is all i can count
Haiku # 18460, February 5, 2002 1:07 am ET
by ash
submitting from home
i am told the site is down
but from work it works

bad technology
totally appropriate
for such bad haiku
Haiku # 18459, February 5, 2002 1:02 am ET
by ash
The host machine is
Pentium II 300
The cheap way about.
Haiku # 18458, February 4, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by Janis
Is it really slow????
"Oh no," is what Janis says.
'supposed to be better.
Haiku # 18457, February 4, 2002 10:02 pm ET
by Janis
the site is really
slow, was something changed or is
it the ISP?
Haiku # 18456, February 4, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by k
how many times have
you started a stupid bad
haiku and then hit

'clear the form' because
your haiku was stupid and
the thread was stupid

Haiku # 18455, February 4, 2002 3:10 pm ET
by ............ehhh? we must ignore this tendency and press for the good of our art form 'it's supposed to be bad' it's in the name
Can winning scrabble
really do that to a man?
Such lumpy boobies!
Haiku # 18454, February 4, 2002 9:53 am ET
by Primordial Slime of South Africa
fans whirling in the
computer, such a soothing
late night sound to hear.
Haiku # 18453, February 4, 2002 6:38 am ET
by k of ;)
looking at this pic
why does the phrase, burgeoning
man_tits, come to mind
Haiku # 18452, February 3, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by Nick Numb


Scott celebrating
another Scrabble victory.
He draws good tiles.
Haiku # 18451, February 3, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by rosencrantz
i won at Scrabble
but had two blanks, four s's.
Rosencrantz was pissed.
Haiku # 18448, February 3, 2002 3:57 am ET
by scott (or was it Guildenstern?)
cache
Haiku # 18447, February 3, 2002 2:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash why didn't you
go through the google back door?
the google cashe of bad.
Haiku # 18446, February 3, 2002 2:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i can't hardly wait
after such a hiatus
time for some haiku
Haiku # 18445, February 2, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by ash
but the real test is
is it moxie-proof??? can it
be made moxie-proof?
Haiku # 18444, February 1, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this site has a new
whiter white! Much better than
that dusty old site was
Haiku # 18443, February 1, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am chewing gum
minty freshness in my mouth
it lost its flavor
Haiku # 18442, February 1, 2002 7:06 pm ET
by chewing gum
we have no snow here
watching the weather channel
top story: weather
Haiku # 18441, February 1, 2002 7:02 pm ET
by la
I am in a funk
Months and months of work ahead
Gotta pay the man
Haiku # 18440, February 1, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Mojo
Finally reborn!
Bad Haiku is back up at a
new, permanent home.
Haiku # 18439, February 1, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by Adam of T.O.
If you are seeing
This haiku, then you can post
On our new server
Haiku # 18438, February 1, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by Janis
asdf
Haiku # 18437, February 1, 2002 3:18 pm ET
by sdf
all janis's base
are belong to us,
take off every zig
Haiku # 18436, January 31, 2002 3:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It will all survive
I am downloading the 'base
Every single night

Right now I'm waiting
For the domain name to switch
To it's brand new host.

(any day now)
Haiku # 18435, January 30, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by Janis (to scott)
if I had to guess
I expect our recent posts
won't survive the move
Haiku # 18434, January 30, 2002 1:24 pm ET
by scott (true, Janis?)
this year is better
than breakfast or dinner were
worse than tofu though
Haiku # 18433, January 30, 2002 9:11 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
entropy is still
a state of mind, so far this
year ain't been better.
Haiku # 18432, January 30, 2002 5:50 am ET
by moxie of fuck you
entropy distilled,
memepool really sucks these days,
Boing boing is better.
Haiku # 18431, January 30, 2002 3:55 am ET
by Nick Numb
reclaimed my kitchen
from mold and dirty dishes
entropy postponed
Haiku # 18430, January 30, 2002 3:10 am ET
by scott
I, gliding, rushing
over slippery electrons,
back to bad haiku
Haiku # 18429, January 29, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Nick Numb
hello fly
you are in an airplane
buzz buzz
Haiku # 18428, January 29, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
us troops wining
shoot-self-in-foot metals in
afghanistan war
Haiku # 18427, January 29, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
funeral shroud of
snow, san francisco dresses
for my aunt's passing
Haiku # 18426, January 29, 2002 5:28 am ET
by k
I do find the new
site refreshing sans ronins
boisterous flirting
Haiku # 18425, January 29, 2002 4:52 am ET
by Brittany Spears, and bonus! still no moxie
pythons love chickens
yet find them no match for their
anagramming skills
Haiku # 18424, January 29, 2002 2:47 am ET
by k of literati gaming room

.you're just jealous ape
anyway what is this site
.and who's this chicken
Haiku # 18423, January 28, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by ronin@ismellconspiracy
The last time ralph klein
had a urine test it had
an olive in it
Haiku # 18422, January 28, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Western Canadian Haiku
in the python's cage:
an oblivious chicken.
live in the moment
Haiku # 18421, January 28, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by scott (pun intended...if intentions count for anything)
back from India
didn't get malaria
only writer's block
Haiku # 18420, January 28, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by scott
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