After all this time
here i go again...as if
it's second nature
by ComiCat of Jerzey
too many syllables
a rebound phenomenon
after a long break
by ash (out for the count below)
taking opportunity
the loquacious poet writes
to get his wordsworth
by ash
a small miracle
with nana-technology
grandma has a cock
by ash
haiku cold turkey
one syllable at a time
is all i can count
by ash
submitting from home
i am told the site is down
but from work it works
bad technology
totally appropriate
for such bad haiku
by ash
The host machine is
Pentium II 300
The cheap way about.
by Janis
Is it really slow????
"Oh no," is what Janis says.
'supposed to be better.
by Janis
the site is really
slow, was something changed or is
it the ISP?
by k
how many times have
you started a stupid bad
haiku and then hit
'clear the form' because
your haiku was stupid and
the thread was stupid
by ............ehhh? we must ignore this tendency and press for the good of our art form 'it's supposed to be bad' it's in the name
Can winning scrabble
really do that to a man?
Such lumpy boobies!
by Primordial Slime of South Africa
fans whirling in the
computer, such a soothing
late night sound to hear.
by k of ;)
looking at this pic
why does the phrase, burgeoning
man_tits, come to mind
by Nick Numb
Scott celebrating
another Scrabble victory.
He draws good tiles.
by rosencrantz
i won at Scrabble
but had two blanks, four s's.
Rosencrantz was pissed.
by scott (or was it Guildenstern?)
ash why didn't you
go through the google back door?
the google cashe of bad.
by Anonymous Poet
i can't hardly wait
after such a hiatus
time for some haiku
by ash
but the real test is
is it moxie-proof??? can it
be made moxie-proof?
by Anonymous Poet
this site has a new
whiter white! Much better than
that dusty old site was
by Anonymous Poet
I am chewing gum
minty freshness in my mouth
it lost its flavor
by chewing gum
we have no snow here
watching the weather channel
top story: weather
by la
I am in a funk
Months and months of work ahead
Gotta pay the man
by Mojo
Finally reborn!
Bad Haiku is back up at a
new, permanent home.
by Adam of T.O.
If you are seeing
This haiku, then you can post
On our new server
by Janis
all janis's base
are belong to us,
take off every zig
by Anonymous Poet
It will all survive
I am downloading the 'base
Every single night
Right now I'm waiting
For the domain name to switch
To it's brand new host.
(any day now)
by Janis (to scott)
if I had to guess
I expect our recent posts
won't survive the move
by scott (true, Janis?)
this year is better
than breakfast or dinner were
worse than tofu though
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
entropy is still
a state of mind, so far this
year ain't been better.
by moxie of fuck you
entropy distilled,
memepool really sucks these days,
Boing boing is better.
by Nick Numb
reclaimed my kitchen
from mold and dirty dishes
entropy postponed
by scott
I, gliding, rushing
over slippery electrons,
back to bad haiku
by Nick Numb
hello fly
you are in an airplane
buzz buzz
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
us troops wining
shoot-self-in-foot metals in
afghanistan war
by Anonymous Poet
funeral shroud of
snow, san francisco dresses
for my aunt's passing
by k
I do find the new
site refreshing sans ronins
boisterous flirting
by Brittany Spears, and bonus! still no moxie
pythons love chickens
yet find them no match for their
anagramming skills
by k of literati gaming room
.you're just jealous ape
anyway what is this site
.and who's this chicken
by ronin@ismellconspiracy
The last time ralph klein
had a urine test it had
an olive in it
by Western Canadian Haiku
in the python's cage:
an oblivious chicken.
live in the moment
by scott (pun intended...if intentions count for anything)
back from India
didn't get malaria
only writer's block
by scott
ha ha ha ronin
we, over at the new site
ditched your sorry ass
by Anonymous Poet
Is ronin a dolt?
ronin does sound like a dolt
and if that is him.....
he looks like a dolt a really short dolt
by Anonymous Poet
..........is that you janis
..looks like you have to shed off
.......here let me help you
(i got ways more than one, baby)
by ronin
can you believe it?
mox makes it through the guantlet
but ash? and mellie?
by Modern Times the shocking truth
.......egad moxie's back
ahhh the sufferings we have
.....to endure once more
by ronin
......ahem sweet babe k
dont you grow tired of flirting
........get the real thing
by ronin@thataintashhesashgrandsonmorelikeit
i know who's number
.......18379, it's
..scottie-lad me boy
by ronin@andyeahmoxiemustbeawashedouthippiegoluckyjunkie
