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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


..............trial by error:
when one narrows done the truth,
........what remains is...truth

....(or something to that effect)
Haiku # 17253, November 18, 2001 1:17 am ET
by ronin

.......and mellie is the
super gross moxie lee yuck
...who's also bung dung

Haiku # 17252, November 18, 2001 1:13 am ET
by ronin
.IDENTITY SWITHCHES

......lemme see... ap
is moonflower, AP is mox
.......and mox is AP

.(and ash is whoever he
......pretends to be)
Haiku # 17251, November 18, 2001 1:08 am ET
by ronin

propaganda sucks

......(gotcha)
Haiku # 17250, November 18, 2001 1:05 am ET
by ronin@8)

............regular posters
who lead normal lives neednt be
..........wary of this place

(as light shall vanquish darkness)
Haiku # 17249, November 18, 2001 12:59 am ET
by ronin

mox you're a smegma
...........SHIT
Haiku # 17247, November 18, 2001 12:51 am ET
by ronin

......i hereby declare
this place to be truly free
......of sexual misfits

(who were relocated at a
mental ward somewhere)
Haiku # 17246, November 18, 2001 12:48 am ET
by ronin

...sour taste indeed, ash
..this is a baaa haiku site
it's what you're trained for

..(so i can start by telling
...the hobo bag bitches to
............get lost)
Haiku # 17245, November 18, 2001 12:43 am ET
by ronin
....the cross precedes christ
.it's an ancient symbol etched
........in the dawn of time

(mebbe sumerian or egyptian,
.......definitely not afghan)
Haiku # 17244, November 18, 2001 12:39 am ET
by ronin
PEARL JAM RULES
SI BEBE THEY DO
PEARL JAM RULES
Haiku # 17242, November 17, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
TODAY I HAVE FOUND
LINT IN MY POCKET AND THONG
IT TICKLES HEHEHE
Haiku # 17241, November 17, 2001 6:21 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
THAT LAST HAIKU WAS MINE
HAHAHA
YOU SUCK
Haiku # 17240, November 17, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
I HAVE A FRIEND
THE LITTLE HINDU GANGSTER THAT COULD
HIS GAUNDHI DOT ON HIS FOREHEAD
CONTROLS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Haiku # 17239, November 17, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ALL CAPS LOCK HAIKUS ARE MINE
HAHAHA
I AM NO LONGER ANONYMOUS
Haiku # 17238, November 17, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
MOXIE NEEDS A FRICKEN LIFE
YOU LIBERACE HEATHEN
I REALLY DONT LIKE GREG PASS
Haiku # 17237, November 17, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
GREG PASS SUCKS
I DONT LIKE GREG PASS
GREG PASS SUCKS
Haiku # 17236, November 17, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A taste of hashhish
would do me no good, as one
feels like trash to Earth

and thrown aside like
trash, when it's your turn you'll scream
no fair? What fair then?
Haiku # 17234, November 17, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by Mox
Liz is perfection
I would change nothing
except her stubborness!
Haiku # 17233, November 17, 2001 5:02 pm ET
by Gabe of ny
I am SEX MASTER!
I pleasure you intensely!
You big happy boy!
Haiku # 17232, November 17, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
It's not ignorance
once you're aware of the
Socratic Ignore- ance
Haiku # 17231, November 16, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ahh the war..on wha..
Maybe its not something you
can understand..
Haiku # 17230, November 16, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Get this...smack and crack
aren't the super-opiums
television is.
Haiku # 17229, November 16, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
missing the point you poor fool,
misunderstanding you see?
Haiku # 17228, November 16, 2001 11:36 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
You poor fool! Fascists
aren't in the same leage as
good old Carlo Marx.
Haiku # 17227, November 16, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
iron communist
triangle
Haiku # 17226, November 16, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by propaganda
"new" democracy,
"florida-style"....works in
Nicaragua too....!....:^)
Haiku # 17225, November 16, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by propaganda
I am currently fucking a lot of girls. So fuck you.
Haiku # 17224, November 16, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by Greg Pass of on top of girls

bombs dropped dead-center
tight bunker ripped wide open
mission accomplished
Haiku # 17223, November 16, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by maverick
bomb those Mosques
Kill those Taleban!
Haiku # 17222, November 16, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by propaganda (afternoon TV say anything but say it with a NICE shrug and SMILE!)
4 million dollar
missiles why not use them on
US homeless too? .... ;^)
Haiku # 17221, November 15, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by propaganda
6 pm news break,
how many people has the
US killed today?...:^)
Haiku # 17220, November 15, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by propaganda
Fungal voids, envoys
Gettin toyed with the roids
Stompin on your loins

Haiku # 17219, November 15, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Alkieboy
Me devotchka,
You leave me no choice but to
assume to resume.
Haiku # 17218, November 15, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
While In mind free will
Loses structure, expanding
possibilities.
Haiku # 17217, November 15, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Ash, what are you doing
posting here,this site exists
for bad haiku only.
Haiku # 17216, November 15, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by dopefiend
skippy is funny,
he bites the balls on my tree,
yes, its Christmas tree!
Haiku # 17215, November 15, 2001 6:42 am ET
by moonflower
i did it oh my,
have been nervous all the while,
no reason to be.
Haiku # 17214, November 15, 2001 6:39 am ET
by moonflower
night before turkey
getting wasted on cheap beer
wake up hung over
Haiku # 17213, November 14, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
simple american
ironical satellite
a complex planet
Haiku # 17212, November 14, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by ash
god or mohammed ?
it's one of the big issues
like coke or pepsi
Haiku # 17211, November 14, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ash
you keep coming back
like refried beans refluxing
leaving a sour taste
Haiku # 17210, November 14, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by ash
FUCK OFF MOXIE!
Haiku # 17209, November 14, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Daughter on my lap
Eating boobie and sleeping
Will you please be good?
Haiku # 17208, November 14, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
I love LiveJournal
It is my daily drama
God, I need a life
Haiku # 17207, November 14, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
None of that is
natural, but empty
and a loss
Haiku # 17206, November 14, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Moxie
on that note i will
have to unsubscribe from this
disgusting website
Haiku # 17205, November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by this moxie guy needs help
autoeroticism
cracked a mans neck
and INXS lost one of their own
Haiku # 17204, November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Moxie
drunk 1/2 the night
with a noose around the neck
waiting for that last call
Haiku # 17203, November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Moxie
the truth is those
mock due to their own
passing the stone
and own adulteries...

they're just cool sinners
Haiku # 17202, November 14, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Sally Field was a Scorpio
Haiku # 17201, November 14, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Moxie
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