Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

simple american
ironical satellite
a complex planet
Haiku # 17212, November 14, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by ash
god or mohammed ?
it's one of the big issues
like coke or pepsi
Haiku # 17211, November 14, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ash
you keep coming back
like refried beans refluxing
leaving a sour taste
Haiku # 17210, November 14, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by ash
FUCK OFF MOXIE!
Haiku # 17209, November 14, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Daughter on my lap
Eating boobie and sleeping
Will you please be good?
Haiku # 17208, November 14, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
I love LiveJournal
It is my daily drama
God, I need a life
Haiku # 17207, November 14, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
None of that is
natural, but empty
and a loss
Haiku # 17206, November 14, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Moxie
on that note i will
have to unsubscribe from this
disgusting website
Haiku # 17205, November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by this moxie guy needs help
autoeroticism
cracked a mans neck
and INXS lost one of their own
Haiku # 17204, November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Moxie
drunk 1/2 the night
with a noose around the neck
waiting for that last call
Haiku # 17203, November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Moxie
the truth is those
mock due to their own
passing the stone
and own adulteries...

they're just cool sinners
Haiku # 17202, November 14, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Sally Field was a Scorpio
Haiku # 17201, November 14, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Moxie
You lie
Haiku # 17200, November 14, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Moxie
devil works magic ...
I fly, like sally field ...
one hand down my panties
Haiku # 17199, November 14, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Moxie
masturbation is a
natural thing they say
but a lonely lifeless thing...
Haiku # 17198, November 14, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Moxie
your finger, covered with shit
stinks, it is no excuse
and a sick sick thing
Haiku # 17197, November 14, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Moxie
The butt plug is not
a delight, having had fingers
up my ass and flirting with gay
people on line
Haiku # 17196, November 14, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Moxie
The Devil tempts me
with earthly delights, but I
prefer the Butt Plug.
Haiku # 17195, November 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Laugh...tonight I will pray for the voice
behind AP and see if something happens...

Christians, even bad one take
a lot of crap, and still continue
no matter what, no matter who
Haiku # 17194, November 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
You're not evil AP,
you're just someone
like me, liking attention
Haiku # 17193, November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Moxie
to stand up for this
website LIFELESS in allegory?
what the hell does a name mean???

what gets idiots OFF on reactions?
Haiku # 17192, November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Mox
He looks for evil.
Ah! I think he has found it.
Learn to count moxie!
Haiku # 17191, November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why do you tempt me AP?
Are you gay?
Haiku # 17190, November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Do you really get what
faith really is or do you jabber on
like the crowd does?
Haiku # 17189, November 14, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a sinner
So I can't go to heaven
First Lord, fuck my ass!
Haiku # 17188, November 14, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by Moxie
To walk away and
not take it personally...
Still, leaves scars on the soul all around
Haiku # 17187, November 14, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Mox
Who has found themselves here?
pretending to be me interested in men?
isn't that a dead end, brown dick syndrome?
Haiku # 17186, November 14, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie
this is my body,
this is my blood and dude, THESE .................
are my anal beads
Haiku # 17185, November 14, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie
Trent Reznor curses God
but he found himself
He is himself...
Haiku # 17184, November 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
As it is lost, and you keep coming
till he is dead from suicide
and you pick another till one fights back
Haiku # 17183, November 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
have them throw shit at you
spit on you, curse you, for a name
hated and misunderstood
Haiku # 17182, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Thy Rod and Thy Staff
Comfort me with Astroglide
Oooh! Thou art with me!
Haiku # 17181, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
go to church
and have it burned down
by two angry kids on drugs
Haiku # 17180, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
wear a cross
and they'll steal it
and pawn it from your body
Haiku # 17179, November 14, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
turn the other cheek
and they'll slash your throat
for your lack of backbone
Haiku # 17178, November 14, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
rosary butt beads
squeeze out like droplets of sweat
sin flies from my ass
Haiku # 17177, November 14, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Regards...

There is a loss of limb and life when we pay attention to the people who feed and suck and suck and feed back, into the void regardless of whomever and whatever...

A crack in the nose is not enough
Haiku # 17176, November 14, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie #1
Forgot to add space
When I posted four Haikus
They're hard to read now
Haiku # 17175, November 14, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Moxie
A crack in the nose
of the wanna be Jay Silent Bob Hybrid
the 90s died, the innocent died

Haiku # 17174, November 14, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Moxie
and it keeps going and goin
trhe familiar patterns of haha
and a shotgun in the mouth
pulled and another haha
I didn't have to do it myself
Haiku # 17173, November 14, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Nirvana awaits,
you rub the Buddha for luck?
let Buddha rub you!
Haiku # 17172, November 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nyah Nyah Nyahs
and 1000 times over
till I crack your nose
and it bleeds...
Haiku # 17171, November 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie
They teach faith in Him
My faith prefers Him in me
Come, all ye faithful
Haiku # 17170, November 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by moxie
the men on two sides
of the keyboard, taking up
space, leaving other poets out

they're better, let THEM take over
Haiku # 17169, November 14, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Moxie
I want to ignore the anonymous poet
and post things that are real haikus

I wonder if you would actually kill me if you met me for real...
Haiku # 17168, November 14, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Moxie
I would like to meet you someday for real and determine what kind of person you really are...
Haiku # 17167, November 14, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Moxie
dead moxie is good
maggots have a field day and
zen garden is safe
Haiku # 17166, November 14, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You of the small world
would be a terrorist whipping
women in Afghanistan...
Haiku # 17165, November 14, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Moxie
When you enter the schoolyard
as old as it gets, the teeth
still linger from the bites you left
Haiku # 17164, November 14, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
faster than anthrax,
slower than moxie....TV...
is killing me ...click!
Haiku # 17163, November 14, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by propaganda
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