Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 162 Days and 77646 Haiku later...

the truth is those
mock due to their own
passing the stone
and own adulteries...

they're just cool sinners
Haiku # 17202, November 14, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Sally Field was a Scorpio
Haiku # 17201, November 14, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Moxie
You lie
Haiku # 17200, November 14, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Moxie
devil works magic ...
I fly, like sally field ...
one hand down my panties
Haiku # 17199, November 14, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Moxie
masturbation is a
natural thing they say
but a lonely lifeless thing...
Haiku # 17198, November 14, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Moxie
your finger, covered with shit
stinks, it is no excuse
and a sick sick thing
Haiku # 17197, November 14, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Moxie
The butt plug is not
a delight, having had fingers
up my ass and flirting with gay
people on line
Haiku # 17196, November 14, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Moxie
The Devil tempts me
with earthly delights, but I
prefer the Butt Plug.
Haiku # 17195, November 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Laugh...tonight I will pray for the voice
behind AP and see if something happens...

Christians, even bad one take
a lot of crap, and still continue
no matter what, no matter who
Haiku # 17194, November 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
You're not evil AP,
you're just someone
like me, liking attention
Haiku # 17193, November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Moxie
to stand up for this
website LIFELESS in allegory?
what the hell does a name mean???

what gets idiots OFF on reactions?
Haiku # 17192, November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Mox
He looks for evil.
Ah! I think he has found it.
Learn to count moxie!
Haiku # 17191, November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why do you tempt me AP?
Are you gay?
Haiku # 17190, November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Do you really get what
faith really is or do you jabber on
like the crowd does?
Haiku # 17189, November 14, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a sinner
So I can't go to heaven
First Lord, fuck my ass!
Haiku # 17188, November 14, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by Moxie
To walk away and
not take it personally...
Still, leaves scars on the soul all around
Haiku # 17187, November 14, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Mox
Who has found themselves here?
pretending to be me interested in men?
isn't that a dead end, brown dick syndrome?
Haiku # 17186, November 14, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie
this is my body,
this is my blood and dude, THESE .................
are my anal beads
Haiku # 17185, November 14, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie
Trent Reznor curses God
but he found himself
He is himself...
Haiku # 17184, November 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
As it is lost, and you keep coming
till he is dead from suicide
and you pick another till one fights back
Haiku # 17183, November 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
have them throw shit at you
spit on you, curse you, for a name
hated and misunderstood
Haiku # 17182, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Thy Rod and Thy Staff
Comfort me with Astroglide
Oooh! Thou art with me!
Haiku # 17181, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
go to church
and have it burned down
by two angry kids on drugs
Haiku # 17180, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
wear a cross
and they'll steal it
and pawn it from your body
Haiku # 17179, November 14, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
turn the other cheek
and they'll slash your throat
for your lack of backbone
Haiku # 17178, November 14, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
rosary butt beads
squeeze out like droplets of sweat
sin flies from my ass
Haiku # 17177, November 14, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Regards...

There is a loss of limb and life when we pay attention to the people who feed and suck and suck and feed back, into the void regardless of whomever and whatever...

A crack in the nose is not enough
Haiku # 17176, November 14, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie #1
Forgot to add space
When I posted four Haikus
They're hard to read now
Haiku # 17175, November 14, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Moxie
A crack in the nose
of the wanna be Jay Silent Bob Hybrid
the 90s died, the innocent died

Haiku # 17174, November 14, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Moxie
and it keeps going and goin
trhe familiar patterns of haha
and a shotgun in the mouth
pulled and another haha
I didn't have to do it myself
Haiku # 17173, November 14, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Nirvana awaits,
you rub the Buddha for luck?
let Buddha rub you!
Haiku # 17172, November 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nyah Nyah Nyahs
and 1000 times over
till I crack your nose
and it bleeds...
Haiku # 17171, November 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie
They teach faith in Him
My faith prefers Him in me
Come, all ye faithful
Haiku # 17170, November 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by moxie
the men on two sides
of the keyboard, taking up
space, leaving other poets out

they're better, let THEM take over
Haiku # 17169, November 14, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Moxie
I want to ignore the anonymous poet
and post things that are real haikus

I wonder if you would actually kill me if you met me for real...
Haiku # 17168, November 14, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Moxie
I would like to meet you someday for real and determine what kind of person you really are...
Haiku # 17167, November 14, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Moxie
dead moxie is good
maggots have a field day and
zen garden is safe
Haiku # 17166, November 14, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You of the small world
would be a terrorist whipping
women in Afghanistan...
Haiku # 17165, November 14, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Moxie
When you enter the schoolyard
as old as it gets, the teeth
still linger from the bites you left
Haiku # 17164, November 14, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
faster than anthrax,
slower than moxie....TV...
is killing me ...click!
Haiku # 17163, November 14, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by propaganda
some people ask me
why dead moxie makes me laugh
i have no idea
Haiku # 17162, November 14, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this is not a drill
dead moxie has returned, so
find a place to hide.
Haiku # 17161, November 14, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thought that dead moxie
would make a good hand puppet
misjudged the third grade
Haiku # 17160, November 14, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dead moxie koan or
get a web cam and let us
watch you do it mox.
Haiku # 17159, November 14, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If a moxie dies
and there is no one around
does he still count wrong?
Haiku # 17158, November 14, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
TOP STORY TODAY!
Vicious gangs of dead Moxies
Terrorize site
Haiku # 17157, November 14, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I remember your
handsome legs....always wishing
you had three of them
Haiku # 17156, November 14, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by moxie
Why do they hate us?
We are cute!...:^)...They are so bad :^)
Teach them some manners!!!.. :^)
Haiku # 17155, November 14, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by propaganda
Still, Taliban says I am gone
We shall replace them with saurkraut
and happy women using Turbo as pinata
Haiku # 17154, November 14, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Moxie
Tell you liberals what
we'd be speaking of
a glass of water on the news
if water were all over the news
Haiku # 17153, November 14, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by Moxie
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