Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Laugh...tonight I will pray for the voice
behind AP and see if something happens...

Christians, even bad one take
a lot of crap, and still continue
no matter what, no matter who
Haiku # 17194, November 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
You're not evil AP,
you're just someone
like me, liking attention
Haiku # 17193, November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Moxie
to stand up for this
website LIFELESS in allegory?
what the hell does a name mean???

what gets idiots OFF on reactions?
Haiku # 17192, November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Mox
He looks for evil.
Ah! I think he has found it.
Learn to count moxie!
Haiku # 17191, November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why do you tempt me AP?
Are you gay?
Haiku # 17190, November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Do you really get what
faith really is or do you jabber on
like the crowd does?
Haiku # 17189, November 14, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a sinner
So I can't go to heaven
First Lord, fuck my ass!
Haiku # 17188, November 14, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by Moxie
To walk away and
not take it personally...
Still, leaves scars on the soul all around
Haiku # 17187, November 14, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Mox
Who has found themselves here?
pretending to be me interested in men?
isn't that a dead end, brown dick syndrome?
Haiku # 17186, November 14, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie
this is my body,
this is my blood and dude, THESE .................
are my anal beads
Haiku # 17185, November 14, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie
Trent Reznor curses God
but he found himself
He is himself...
Haiku # 17184, November 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
As it is lost, and you keep coming
till he is dead from suicide
and you pick another till one fights back
Haiku # 17183, November 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
have them throw shit at you
spit on you, curse you, for a name
hated and misunderstood
Haiku # 17182, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Thy Rod and Thy Staff
Comfort me with Astroglide
Oooh! Thou art with me!
Haiku # 17181, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
go to church
and have it burned down
by two angry kids on drugs
Haiku # 17180, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
wear a cross
and they'll steal it
and pawn it from your body
Haiku # 17179, November 14, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
turn the other cheek
and they'll slash your throat
for your lack of backbone
Haiku # 17178, November 14, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
rosary butt beads
squeeze out like droplets of sweat
sin flies from my ass
Haiku # 17177, November 14, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Regards...

There is a loss of limb and life when we pay attention to the people who feed and suck and suck and feed back, into the void regardless of whomever and whatever...

A crack in the nose is not enough
Haiku # 17176, November 14, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie #1
Forgot to add space
When I posted four Haikus
They're hard to read now
Haiku # 17175, November 14, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Moxie
A crack in the nose
of the wanna be Jay Silent Bob Hybrid
the 90s died, the innocent died

Haiku # 17174, November 14, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Moxie
and it keeps going and goin
trhe familiar patterns of haha
and a shotgun in the mouth
pulled and another haha
I didn't have to do it myself
Haiku # 17173, November 14, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Nirvana awaits,
you rub the Buddha for luck?
let Buddha rub you!
Haiku # 17172, November 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nyah Nyah Nyahs
and 1000 times over
till I crack your nose
and it bleeds...
Haiku # 17171, November 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie
They teach faith in Him
My faith prefers Him in me
Come, all ye faithful
Haiku # 17170, November 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by moxie
the men on two sides
of the keyboard, taking up
space, leaving other poets out

they're better, let THEM take over
Haiku # 17169, November 14, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Moxie
I want to ignore the anonymous poet
and post things that are real haikus

I wonder if you would actually kill me if you met me for real...
Haiku # 17168, November 14, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Moxie
I would like to meet you someday for real and determine what kind of person you really are...
Haiku # 17167, November 14, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Moxie
dead moxie is good
maggots have a field day and
zen garden is safe
Haiku # 17166, November 14, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You of the small world
would be a terrorist whipping
women in Afghanistan...
Haiku # 17165, November 14, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Moxie
When you enter the schoolyard
as old as it gets, the teeth
still linger from the bites you left
Haiku # 17164, November 14, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
faster than anthrax,
slower than moxie....TV...
is killing me ...click!
Haiku # 17163, November 14, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by propaganda
some people ask me
why dead moxie makes me laugh
i have no idea
Haiku # 17162, November 14, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this is not a drill
dead moxie has returned, so
find a place to hide.
Haiku # 17161, November 14, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thought that dead moxie
would make a good hand puppet
misjudged the third grade
Haiku # 17160, November 14, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dead moxie koan or
get a web cam and let us
watch you do it mox.
Haiku # 17159, November 14, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If a moxie dies
and there is no one around
does he still count wrong?
Haiku # 17158, November 14, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
TOP STORY TODAY!
Vicious gangs of dead Moxies
Terrorize site
Haiku # 17157, November 14, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I remember your
handsome legs....always wishing
you had three of them
Haiku # 17156, November 14, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by moxie
Why do they hate us?
We are cute!...:^)...They are so bad :^)
Teach them some manners!!!.. :^)
Haiku # 17155, November 14, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by propaganda
Still, Taliban says I am gone
We shall replace them with saurkraut
and happy women using Turbo as pinata
Haiku # 17154, November 14, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Moxie
Tell you liberals what
we'd be speaking of
a glass of water on the news
if water were all over the news
Haiku # 17153, November 14, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Afghani women,
Must wear bhurkas so lets
Bomb their families!
Haiku # 17152, November 14, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by propaganda
the gothic woman
of the year, week, month?
She gets us all through
Haiku # 17151, November 14, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Afghani women,
Have a different culture,
Let
Haiku # 17150, November 14, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by propaganda (afternoon TV say anything but say it with a NICE smile)
Afternoon TV
House
Haiku # 17149, November 14, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by propaganda
Why do we like birds?
They soar? Are beautiful? And
Haiku # 17148, November 14, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by propaganda
Let's go nowhere in
America, drinking PBR
and smoking Djarums
Haiku # 17147, November 14, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Moxie
had to stay downtown
to put out fires. i will go
north early next week

i'll still leave early
the cats are taken care of
the dog has plans too
Haiku # 17146, November 14, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by P/L
My jeans are sky blue
with white clouds and jet contrails
running up my seams
Haiku # 17145, November 14, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
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