Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Why do they hate us?
We are cute!...:^)...They are so bad :^)
Teach them some manners!!!.. :^)
Haiku # 17155, November 14, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by propaganda
Still, Taliban says I am gone
We shall replace them with saurkraut
and happy women using Turbo as pinata
Haiku # 17154, November 14, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Moxie
Tell you liberals what
we'd be speaking of
a glass of water on the news
if water were all over the news
Haiku # 17153, November 14, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Afghani women,
Must wear bhurkas so lets
Bomb their families!
Haiku # 17152, November 14, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by propaganda
the gothic woman
of the year, week, month?
She gets us all through
Haiku # 17151, November 14, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Afghani women,
Have a different culture,
Let
Haiku # 17150, November 14, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by propaganda (afternoon TV say anything but say it with a NICE smile)
Afternoon TV
House
Haiku # 17149, November 14, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by propaganda
Why do we like birds?
They soar? Are beautiful? And
Haiku # 17148, November 14, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by propaganda
Let's go nowhere in
America, drinking PBR
and smoking Djarums
Haiku # 17147, November 14, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Moxie
had to stay downtown
to put out fires. i will go
north early next week

i'll still leave early
the cats are taken care of
the dog has plans too
Haiku # 17146, November 14, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by P/L
My jeans are sky blue
with white clouds and jet contrails
running up my seams
Haiku # 17145, November 14, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Took my Tuesday off
and floated in a row boat
it's Monday again
Haiku # 17144, November 14, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
someone certainly
had a jihad with a chook
chicken curry yum

a fucking hot wok
seared a brand on to my hand
hotter than curry
Haiku # 17143, November 14, 2001 5:45 am ET
by mellie
a student jihad
if at first you don't succeed
just kill the teacher
Haiku # 17142, November 14, 2001 1:55 am ET
by ash
in a crowded pan
fish balls pushing each other
to avoid the stick
Haiku # 17141, November 14, 2001 1:54 am ET
by salvage
fried glazed bananas
skewered on a bamboo stick
eat it while it's hot
Haiku # 17140, November 14, 2001 1:31 am ET
by salvage
he made the class fail.
not all, but more than enough.
learn how to set tests.
Haiku # 17139, November 13, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
scandinavian.
fuck the stupid math prof.
i hate his accent.
Haiku # 17138, November 13, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snow falls thick and fast -
a tramcar comes, with all lights
burning at mid-day.
Haiku # 17137, November 13, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by Kin'ichi Sawaki
An Orange Roughie?
Or an Orange Smoothie. lo,
a Roughie Smoothie
Haiku # 17136, November 13, 2001 6:28 pm ET
by Janis (for Adam)
you are a smoothie
you have got sugar and spices
and you taste real good
Haiku # 17135, November 13, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
soy milk with pumpkin
non-fat frozen yogurt and
spices (protien boost)
Haiku # 17134, November 13, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Pumpkin Lover
we'll be together
my shit, that's all that matters
doesn't matter when
Haiku # 17133, November 13, 2001 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I saw a girl kiss
a parrot yesterday so
mascots seen it all
Haiku # 17132, November 13, 2001 10:45 am ET
by Kokadjo
love while you still can,
embrace, hug while you still can,
never know what's next.
Haiku # 17131, November 13, 2001 6:41 am ET
by moonflower
love while you still can,
embrace, hug while you still can,
never know what's next.
Haiku # 17130, November 13, 2001 6:40 am ET
by moonflower
love while you still can,
embrace, hug while you still can,
never know what's next.
Haiku # 17129, November 13, 2001 6:39 am ET
by moonflower
a plane crash today,
many people dead again,
why did it happen?
Haiku # 17128, November 13, 2001 6:36 am ET
by moonflower
dont be sad okey?
i will be here day by day,
to love and comfort.
Haiku # 17127, November 13, 2001 6:33 am ET
by moonflower
saturation point
fresh mown lawn oozes moisture
then trickles downwards
Haiku # 17126, November 13, 2001 4:14 am ET
by mellie

m takn d day
off n dis 1st day of d
wk god it fils great
Haiku # 17125, November 12, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by mr luuuv
eighteen days straight work
i must be very crazy
or else i will be
Haiku # 17124, November 12, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by ash
Joseph I love you
You are wonderful for me
We will be married...
Haiku # 17123, November 12, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts

indy i thnk nids help
wid his vbs scripts and a
sp whatever
Haiku # 17122, November 12, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by mr luuuv

hi, janis. hav a nce day sister.
Haiku # 17121, November 12, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by mr luuuv@(ec n d delete butons der)
the longest journey
begins with a single step
or, hey, stay in bed
Haiku # 17120, November 12, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Avatar Avarice
just loving yourself
can sometimes be difficult
when you have no porn
Haiku # 17119, November 12, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by Avarice Avatar
almost got sent to pitt
bb trip was in jeopardy
i resolved the problem
Haiku # 17118, November 12, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monday's are manic
most of the time, some are those
three day weekenders
Haiku # 17117, November 12, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Unidentified
Sticky brown goo on my sock.
God, I hate Mondays.
Haiku # 17116, November 12, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
for those who knows
what im talking about
way discarded
Haiku # 17115, November 12, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by dxz
i like scott's haiku
does it fuck up the system?
why are they so bad?
Haiku # 17114, November 12, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by sheena
The naughty pink bits
throbbing in your direction
demand attention
Haiku # 17113, November 12, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Muscles bind up tight
and I spring into the air
finger to the sun
Haiku # 17112, November 12, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I have cups of blue
scooped up drops of sky and you
taste so sweetly too
Haiku # 17111, November 12, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Let the fishies swim
jump and hop and float around
switch the blender on
Haiku # 17110, November 12, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You have made me tired
and now you will be punished
with a hard spanking
Haiku # 17109, November 12, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

yo der mama gem
so lyk whts cookn at yo
neat den a dancin
Haiku # 17108, November 12, 2001 10:23 am ET
by mr luuuv

censhorship SUCKS dudes
and i thot peopl hir were
nlytnd, realy
Haiku # 17107, November 12, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mr luuuv

iraishamase
welcome back to this arghh site
indiana bro
Haiku # 17106, November 12, 2001 10:16 am ET
by mr. luuuv (as muthafucka niggers r wont t say whn dey fil cool n blue)
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