Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

eighteen days straight work
i must be very crazy
or else i will be
Haiku # 17124, November 12, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by ash
Joseph I love you
You are wonderful for me
We will be married...
Haiku # 17123, November 12, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts

indy i thnk nids help
wid his vbs scripts and a
sp whatever
Haiku # 17122, November 12, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by mr luuuv

hi, janis. hav a nce day sister.
Haiku # 17121, November 12, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by mr luuuv@(ec n d delete butons der)
the longest journey
begins with a single step
or, hey, stay in bed
Haiku # 17120, November 12, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Avatar Avarice
just loving yourself
can sometimes be difficult
when you have no porn
Haiku # 17119, November 12, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by Avarice Avatar
almost got sent to pitt
bb trip was in jeopardy
i resolved the problem
Haiku # 17118, November 12, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monday's are manic
most of the time, some are those
three day weekenders
Haiku # 17117, November 12, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Unidentified
Sticky brown goo on my sock.
God, I hate Mondays.
Haiku # 17116, November 12, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
for those who knows
what im talking about
way discarded
Haiku # 17115, November 12, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by dxz
i like scott's haiku
does it fuck up the system?
why are they so bad?
Haiku # 17114, November 12, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by sheena
The naughty pink bits
throbbing in your direction
demand attention
Haiku # 17113, November 12, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Muscles bind up tight
and I spring into the air
finger to the sun
Haiku # 17112, November 12, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I have cups of blue
scooped up drops of sky and you
taste so sweetly too
Haiku # 17111, November 12, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Let the fishies swim
jump and hop and float around
switch the blender on
Haiku # 17110, November 12, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You have made me tired
and now you will be punished
with a hard spanking
Haiku # 17109, November 12, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

yo der mama gem
so lyk whts cookn at yo
neat den a dancin
Haiku # 17108, November 12, 2001 10:23 am ET
by mr luuuv

censhorship SUCKS dudes
and i thot peopl hir were
nlytnd, realy
Haiku # 17107, November 12, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mr luuuv

iraishamase
welcome back to this arghh site
indiana bro
Haiku # 17106, November 12, 2001 10:16 am ET
by mr. luuuv (as muthafucka niggers r wont t say whn dey fil cool n blue)
Babes in primary
ABC and 123
Good mawnin' teacher
Haiku # 17105, November 12, 2001 8:44 am ET
by jewel1
Snow ball avalanche
Tom Thumb and Thumbelina
Playing Tambourine

(hello again, Indiana)
Haiku # 17104, November 12, 2001 8:40 am ET
by jewel1

the sound of silence
broken by the rustling leaves
piles of them to rake
Haiku # 17103, November 12, 2001 8:20 am ET
by indiana
same goes all u oth
er haiku ers out there k?
luv from me, chali
Haiku # 17102, November 12, 2001 3:17 am ET
by chali
same goes all u oth
er haiku ers out there k?
luv from me, chali
Haiku # 17101, November 12, 2001 3:17 am ET
by chali
hey lo, moonflower,
i really like your haikus
i think they r cool
Haiku # 17100, November 12, 2001 3:15 am ET
by chali
australia rocks
we have yellow and green socks
australia rocks
Haiku # 17099, November 12, 2001 3:13 am ET
by chali of australia
i just want to say hi to all u guys in my english class at saint columbans. and just so u r really recognised, the teacher is ms Knox.

----------((@
amy
Haiku # 17098, November 12, 2001 3:07 am ET
by chali
i is a birdi
mommy says i am purty
cause i is birdy
Haiku # 17097, November 12, 2001 3:05 am ET
by chali
Rust colored trees brush
sky on it's way to rain. I
am standing waist deep

in the Willamette River.
Haiku # 17096, November 12, 2001 2:42 am ET
by k_against_urban_dwellings
an ice cream truck sings
it's sweet, siren song beside...
the weight loss centre
Haiku # 17095, November 11, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by chali
It's better to sing
praises of good people in
your life because hey
Haiku # 17094, November 11, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Kokadjo
i made you happy
i know that today i did
that made me happy dad.
Haiku # 17092, November 11, 2001 6:21 am ET
by moonflower
so much a blessing,
i could not ever beg for more,
sweet sweet child of mine.
Haiku # 17091, November 11, 2001 6:18 am ET
by moonflower
typos ruin my life
errant "u" foils my haiku
got to stop drinking
Haiku # 17089, November 10, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by cheesecrudtpizza
Drunk again, Sunday morning
nothing butu empty bottles
I'll have another
Haiku # 17088, November 10, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn
Wishing agape was
pure love but not the love I
mistook for lust
Haiku # 17087, November 10, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Kokadjo

sigh censorship rules
cool pictures are not verses
AP's also art
Haiku # 17086, November 10, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by mr. agaped

wazzup fowhks
Haiku # 17085, November 10, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by mr. love
A place of silence
is always nice but always
there will be drama
Haiku # 17084, November 10, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Kokadjo of I'm getting to you...that's not a good thing is it?
just to remind you,
that some people miss you so,
show love now before....
Haiku # 17083, November 10, 2001 6:48 am ET
by moonflower
caught in your own worlds,
too busy to glance his way?
wipe the tears away.
-----------((@
Haiku # 17082, November 10, 2001 6:43 am ET
by moonflower
nobody saw tears,
falling on wrinkled his cheeks,
forgotten old man.
Haiku # 17081, November 10, 2001 6:36 am ET
by moonflower
gazing at the pics,
of kids now grown up and whiz,
his happy it seems.
Haiku # 17080, November 10, 2001 6:30 am ET
by moonflower

manic robotoids
Haiku # 17079, November 9, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by the last line
a cracked site full of schizoids
Haiku # 17078, November 9, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by the second line

fucktoids hemorrhoids
Haiku # 17077, November 9, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by the first line
Hey, anon-fucker,
I can tell that you are the
so gay Kojadko.
Haiku # 17076, November 9, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Greg Pass
JACK BE NIMBLE
JACK BE QUICK
JACK GO PEEPEE
OVER THE STICK
Haiku # 17075, November 9, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I LOVE BOOBOO
BOOBOO BOOBOO
I LOVE BOOBOO
Haiku # 17074, November 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
DID I MENTION I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
Haiku # 17073, November 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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