Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I have cups of blue
scooped up drops of sky and you
taste so sweetly too
Haiku # 17111, November 12, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Let the fishies swim
jump and hop and float around
switch the blender on
Haiku # 17110, November 12, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You have made me tired
and now you will be punished
with a hard spanking
Haiku # 17109, November 12, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

yo der mama gem
so lyk whts cookn at yo
neat den a dancin
Haiku # 17108, November 12, 2001 10:23 am ET
by mr luuuv

censhorship SUCKS dudes
and i thot peopl hir were
nlytnd, realy
Haiku # 17107, November 12, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mr luuuv

iraishamase
welcome back to this arghh site
indiana bro
Haiku # 17106, November 12, 2001 10:16 am ET
by mr. luuuv (as muthafucka niggers r wont t say whn dey fil cool n blue)
Babes in primary
ABC and 123
Good mawnin' teacher
Haiku # 17105, November 12, 2001 8:44 am ET
by jewel1
Snow ball avalanche
Tom Thumb and Thumbelina
Playing Tambourine

(hello again, Indiana)
Haiku # 17104, November 12, 2001 8:40 am ET
by jewel1

the sound of silence
broken by the rustling leaves
piles of them to rake
Haiku # 17103, November 12, 2001 8:20 am ET
by indiana
same goes all u oth
er haiku ers out there k?
luv from me, chali
Haiku # 17102, November 12, 2001 3:17 am ET
by chali
same goes all u oth
er haiku ers out there k?
luv from me, chali
Haiku # 17101, November 12, 2001 3:17 am ET
by chali
hey lo, moonflower,
i really like your haikus
i think they r cool
Haiku # 17100, November 12, 2001 3:15 am ET
by chali
australia rocks
we have yellow and green socks
australia rocks
Haiku # 17099, November 12, 2001 3:13 am ET
by chali of australia
i just want to say hi to all u guys in my english class at saint columbans. and just so u r really recognised, the teacher is ms Knox.

----------((@
amy
Haiku # 17098, November 12, 2001 3:07 am ET
by chali
i is a birdi
mommy says i am purty
cause i is birdy
Haiku # 17097, November 12, 2001 3:05 am ET
by chali
Rust colored trees brush
sky on it's way to rain. I
am standing waist deep

in the Willamette River.
Haiku # 17096, November 12, 2001 2:42 am ET
by k_against_urban_dwellings
an ice cream truck sings
it's sweet, siren song beside...
the weight loss centre
Haiku # 17095, November 11, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by chali
It's better to sing
praises of good people in
your life because hey
Haiku # 17094, November 11, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Kokadjo
i made you happy
i know that today i did
that made me happy dad.
Haiku # 17092, November 11, 2001 6:21 am ET
by moonflower
so much a blessing,
i could not ever beg for more,
sweet sweet child of mine.
Haiku # 17091, November 11, 2001 6:18 am ET
by moonflower
typos ruin my life
errant "u" foils my haiku
got to stop drinking
Haiku # 17089, November 10, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by cheesecrudtpizza
Drunk again, Sunday morning
nothing butu empty bottles
I'll have another
Haiku # 17088, November 10, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn
Wishing agape was
pure love but not the love I
mistook for lust
Haiku # 17087, November 10, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Kokadjo

sigh censorship rules
cool pictures are not verses
AP's also art
Haiku # 17086, November 10, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by mr. agaped

wazzup fowhks
Haiku # 17085, November 10, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by mr. love
A place of silence
is always nice but always
there will be drama
Haiku # 17084, November 10, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Kokadjo of I'm getting to you...that's not a good thing is it?
just to remind you,
that some people miss you so,
show love now before....
Haiku # 17083, November 10, 2001 6:48 am ET
by moonflower
caught in your own worlds,
too busy to glance his way?
wipe the tears away.
-----------((@
Haiku # 17082, November 10, 2001 6:43 am ET
by moonflower
nobody saw tears,
falling on wrinkled his cheeks,
forgotten old man.
Haiku # 17081, November 10, 2001 6:36 am ET
by moonflower
gazing at the pics,
of kids now grown up and whiz,
his happy it seems.
Haiku # 17080, November 10, 2001 6:30 am ET
by moonflower

manic robotoids
Haiku # 17079, November 9, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by the last line
a cracked site full of schizoids
Haiku # 17078, November 9, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by the second line

fucktoids hemorrhoids
Haiku # 17077, November 9, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by the first line
Hey, anon-fucker,
I can tell that you are the
so gay Kojadko.
Haiku # 17076, November 9, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Greg Pass
JACK BE NIMBLE
JACK BE QUICK
JACK GO PEEPEE
OVER THE STICK
Haiku # 17075, November 9, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I LOVE BOOBOO
BOOBOO BOOBOO
I LOVE BOOBOO
Haiku # 17074, November 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
DID I MENTION I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
Haiku # 17073, November 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I REALLY DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I CANT STAND GAY PEOPLE
Haiku # 17072, November 9, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LIBERACE SUCKS
I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
Haiku # 17071, November 9, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The 3d haiku
Is so so very very nice
I like it a lot
Haiku # 17070, November 9, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Janis (to scott)
The 3d haiku
Is so so very very nice
I like it a lot
Haiku # 17069, November 9, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Janis (to scott)
Oh keep them coming
Please innovate please please please
This site is fragile

(use caution....)
Haiku # 17068, November 9, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Janis
off to oregon
no terroists there but maybe
rivers and forests.
Haiku # 17067, November 9, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by k_against_
Every place has a soap opera
every place has a small drama
some people are just the audience
Haiku # 17066, November 9, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Kokadjo
Opinions are like...
and if you listen to one
you become opinion
Haiku # 17065, November 9, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Kokadjo
i mean, didn't you
like my earlier haiku?
some of my best work.
Haiku # 17064, November 8, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by k
<>
Haiku # 17063, November 8, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by k
sorry if I caused
trouble, but I didn't flood
the site. I love Klee.
Haiku # 17062, November 8, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by k
contrary counter
sadly you're no novelty
whatever you're called
Haiku # 17061, November 8, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by ash
Choose your own haiku
was the idea that came to
mind after PBR
Haiku # 17060, November 8, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Ko
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