Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Opinions are like...
and if you listen to one
you become opinion
Haiku # 17065, November 9, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Kokadjo
i mean, didn't you
like my earlier haiku?
some of my best work.
Haiku # 17064, November 8, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by k
<>
Haiku # 17063, November 8, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by k
sorry if I caused
trouble, but I didn't flood
the site. I love Klee.
Haiku # 17062, November 8, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by k
contrary counter
sadly you're no novelty
whatever you're called
Haiku # 17061, November 8, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by ash
Choose your own haiku
was the idea that came to
mind after PBR
Haiku # 17060, November 8, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Ko
Addiction is a
largesse of excuse and waste
of life on others
Haiku # 17059, November 8, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by Kokadjo
ethics interfere
it will remain a secret
respecting janis
Haiku # 17058, November 8, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by scott (think i recognize that "suicidal" streak, though)
Picasso was a Scorpio
he changed his work based
on his moods and swings...

Haiku # 17057, November 8, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by Kokadjo
I come from a place
where things don't change quickly
and it is valued so
Haiku # 17056, November 8, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Those who stay to form
atrophy, don't stretch and
need a dang bowflex

workout
Haiku # 17055, November 8, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by Kokadjo
pushing envelopes,
messing with forms, it bothers
the stationery
Haiku # 17054, November 8, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by scott
Choose your own haiku?
how do you do that? I don't
know and am suicidal
enough, to ask
Haiku # 17053, November 8, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by Kokadjo
The cabin in the
woods would be nice, put power in
peace and no people
Haiku # 17052, November 8, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Scott, I hate to fight
but for the longest time it
just seems they'd kill you

for style reasons
Haiku # 17051, November 8, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by Kokadjo
way things are going,
they're gonna moxify me...
instant karma strikes
Haiku # 17050, November 8, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott
She admits as she
colors her hair red, oh my God
he's so shallow...

And I thought WWF watchers sucked
carbon monoxide
Haiku # 17049, November 8, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Well, Diet Coke and
a Klee laterz, I'm overcome
with damn, Klee again
Haiku # 17048, November 8, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Kokadjo of egad
awesome Bhutan,
alt.binaries.pictures.wall
paper, enlightened...
Haiku # 17047, November 8, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by I know Bhutan is screwed up politically but these photographs by Rock blow me away
but yes i liked the
klee too, scot's dropdowns? fuckoed
after the first one
Haiku # 17046, November 8, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fucko's fucked the
fucking, fucked up bad fucking
haiku fucking site
Haiku # 17045, November 8, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by good word janis never heard it before-apt though, tiresome fucko's!
i enjoyed the Klee
not haiku, but it is art
could have been far worse
Haiku # 17044, November 8, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by scott (it is a Pandora's box, agreed)
exploring new forms...
but i'll desist since you asked
though no one was harmed
Haiku # 17043, November 8, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by scott (no flooding, no flaming, and nothing truly destructive...)
Oh my dear fuckos
From whence comes your destructive
Impulses... do tell
Haiku # 17042, November 8, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Janis
constantly
between, a narrow country
you pass through nightly
Haiku # 17040, November 8, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by scott in 3D (nice Klee, k)
I see you walking
Ugly girl out in the rain.
Poor wet ugly girl.
Haiku # 17039, November 8, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Vert
there's a cocky here
eating up bits of almonds
I keep next to me

I believe you ash
it was not there yesterday
can't eat those nuts now
Haiku # 17038, November 8, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by mellie
pizza pizza!

pepperoni and sausage

with fluffy cheese, please!
Haiku # 17036, November 8, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by Daphne Taylor of San Francisco
I know I shouldn't
and I won't again but I'm
amazed that I can!

Haiku # 17034, November 8, 2001 8:02 am ET
by k of sorry janis, just too good to pass up
cool.
Haiku # 17033, November 8, 2001 7:54 am ET
by k
Haiku # 17032, November 8, 2001 7:54 am ET
by dsda
scott's 3d haiku
offerings make me dizzy.
but they are clever.
Haiku # 17031, November 8, 2001 7:44 am ET
by k_against_scott
hungry ghosts stealing
credit cards, burned out angels
fleeing the city
Haiku # 17030, November 8, 2001 7:36 am ET
by k_against_ of heading north to oregon for a bit
vague gods, no possible
restoration of order.
sun rises again.
Haiku # 17029, November 8, 2001 7:28 am ET
by k of i'm aware that the first line is 6 syllables and I could care less as there are many forms of haiku and the japanese language is
watching Simon and
Simon at 4:00am it
doesn't get much worse...
Haiku # 17028, November 8, 2001 7:18 am ET
by k_against
the orchestra is
sliding into the sea I'm
arranging deck chairs
Haiku # 17027, November 8, 2001 5:27 am ET
by k of Titanic
everyone listen:
a river with smooth stones that
tumble like humans
Haiku # 17026, November 8, 2001 5:25 am ET
by k
Autum

There is no mounting
the broken back of time. All
our fears turn to leaves.
Haiku # 17025, November 8, 2001 5:17 am ET
by k_against_retaliation_unless_im_at_the_helm
there has to be an
understanding of sorts, one
where I reach across

to the soft, melting
heart and life is precisely
that one dimension.
Haiku # 17024, November 8, 2001 5:13 am ET
by k_against_everyone
look up into flat
toned gray, one dimension of
being, birds cross it.
Haiku # 17023, November 8, 2001 5:08 am ET
by k
fed by springs and floods
shallow water table strained
by willows and fern.
Haiku # 17022, November 8, 2001 5:07 am ET
by k_against_people_who_take_credit_cards_and_clean_out_bank_accounts of At the Universe Headquarters asking "What was it I did again?"
a flooded sketchlike
territory of trees in
sepia, seeping.
Haiku # 17021, November 8, 2001 5:04 am ET
by k_against_
waving antennae
watching the days grow longer
cognisant cockroach
Haiku # 17020, November 8, 2001 3:22 am ET
by ash
a blazing night sky
reflected in dark water
the bright stars
Haiku # 17018, November 7, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by scott in 3D
I don't have much hair
The hairdresser has it now
She has a broom too
Haiku # 17010, November 7, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Dataman
sky and earth fuse in
one giant body of light.



Haiku # 17009, November 7, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by haiku_disavower
Tree branches show bare
Coloured leaves fall to the ground.
Can this be Autumn?
Haiku # 17008, November 7, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by Dataman
duality:
it's human nature, and well...
i am a smart ass
Haiku # 17007, November 7, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by scott in 3D (jeez, try something new and get called boring)
damn sorry cockroaches i meant
Haiku # 17006, November 7, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by sheena
ash, how DO they know?
the cokroaches, i mean
do YOU know they know?
Haiku # 17005, November 7, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by sheena
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