Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

way things are going,
they're gonna moxify me...
instant karma strikes
Haiku # 17050, November 8, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott
She admits as she
colors her hair red, oh my God
he's so shallow...

And I thought WWF watchers sucked
carbon monoxide
Haiku # 17049, November 8, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Well, Diet Coke and
a Klee laterz, I'm overcome
with damn, Klee again
Haiku # 17048, November 8, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Kokadjo of egad
awesome Bhutan,
alt.binaries.pictures.wall
paper, enlightened...
Haiku # 17047, November 8, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by I know Bhutan is screwed up politically but these photographs by Rock blow me away
but yes i liked the
klee too, scot's dropdowns? fuckoed
after the first one
Haiku # 17046, November 8, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fucko's fucked the
fucking, fucked up bad fucking
haiku fucking site
Haiku # 17045, November 8, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by good word janis never heard it before-apt though, tiresome fucko's!
i enjoyed the Klee
not haiku, but it is art
could have been far worse
Haiku # 17044, November 8, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by scott (it is a Pandora's box, agreed)
exploring new forms...
but i'll desist since you asked
though no one was harmed
Haiku # 17043, November 8, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by scott (no flooding, no flaming, and nothing truly destructive...)
Oh my dear fuckos
From whence comes your destructive
Impulses... do tell
Haiku # 17042, November 8, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Janis
constantly
between, a narrow country
you pass through nightly
Haiku # 17040, November 8, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by scott in 3D (nice Klee, k)
I see you walking
Ugly girl out in the rain.
Poor wet ugly girl.
Haiku # 17039, November 8, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Vert
there's a cocky here
eating up bits of almonds
I keep next to me

I believe you ash
it was not there yesterday
can't eat those nuts now
Haiku # 17038, November 8, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by mellie
pizza pizza!

pepperoni and sausage

with fluffy cheese, please!
Haiku # 17036, November 8, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by Daphne Taylor of San Francisco
I know I shouldn't
and I won't again but I'm
amazed that I can!

Haiku # 17034, November 8, 2001 8:02 am ET
by k of sorry janis, just too good to pass up
cool.
Haiku # 17033, November 8, 2001 7:54 am ET
by k
Haiku # 17032, November 8, 2001 7:54 am ET
by dsda
scott's 3d haiku
offerings make me dizzy.
but they are clever.
Haiku # 17031, November 8, 2001 7:44 am ET
by k_against_scott
hungry ghosts stealing
credit cards, burned out angels
fleeing the city
Haiku # 17030, November 8, 2001 7:36 am ET
by k_against_ of heading north to oregon for a bit
vague gods, no possible
restoration of order.
sun rises again.
Haiku # 17029, November 8, 2001 7:28 am ET
by k of i'm aware that the first line is 6 syllables and I could care less as there are many forms of haiku and the japanese language is
watching Simon and
Simon at 4:00am it
doesn't get much worse...
Haiku # 17028, November 8, 2001 7:18 am ET
by k_against
the orchestra is
sliding into the sea I'm
arranging deck chairs
Haiku # 17027, November 8, 2001 5:27 am ET
by k of Titanic
everyone listen:
a river with smooth stones that
tumble like humans
Haiku # 17026, November 8, 2001 5:25 am ET
by k
Autum

There is no mounting
the broken back of time. All
our fears turn to leaves.
Haiku # 17025, November 8, 2001 5:17 am ET
by k_against_retaliation_unless_im_at_the_helm
there has to be an
understanding of sorts, one
where I reach across

to the soft, melting
heart and life is precisely
that one dimension.
Haiku # 17024, November 8, 2001 5:13 am ET
by k_against_everyone
look up into flat
toned gray, one dimension of
being, birds cross it.
Haiku # 17023, November 8, 2001 5:08 am ET
by k
fed by springs and floods
shallow water table strained
by willows and fern.
Haiku # 17022, November 8, 2001 5:07 am ET
by k_against_people_who_take_credit_cards_and_clean_out_bank_accounts of At the Universe Headquarters asking "What was it I did again?"
a flooded sketchlike
territory of trees in
sepia, seeping.
Haiku # 17021, November 8, 2001 5:04 am ET
by k_against_
waving antennae
watching the days grow longer
cognisant cockroach
Haiku # 17020, November 8, 2001 3:22 am ET
by ash
a blazing night sky
reflected in dark water
the bright stars
Haiku # 17018, November 7, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by scott in 3D
I don't have much hair
The hairdresser has it now
She has a broom too
Haiku # 17010, November 7, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Dataman
sky and earth fuse in
one giant body of light.



Haiku # 17009, November 7, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by haiku_disavower
Tree branches show bare
Coloured leaves fall to the ground.
Can this be Autumn?
Haiku # 17008, November 7, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by Dataman
duality:
it's human nature, and well...
i am a smart ass
Haiku # 17007, November 7, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by scott in 3D (jeez, try something new and get called boring)
damn sorry cockroaches i meant
Haiku # 17006, November 7, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by sheena
ash, how DO they know?
the cokroaches, i mean
do YOU know they know?
Haiku # 17005, November 7, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by sheena
although, real poets
you're fun but quiet of late
wish you would return
Haiku # 17004, November 7, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by sheena
attention: dripsticks
please cut it out with the crap
you're so damn boring
Haiku # 17003, November 7, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by sheena@sayhey
my cape gathers dust
the Haiku Avenger sleeps
Haiku # 17002, November 7, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by scott
so do apes have souls?
and a more pressing question:
what about turkeys?
Haiku # 17001, November 7, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by great ape scott!
Life lived by facts and
without a soul is life unlived
and life untasted
Haiku # 17000, November 7, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Ijaci
Those who regard life
as dead now say as they live
it is existential

suicide
Haiku # 16999, November 7, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Ijaci
Couldn't hear a thing,
So Dad fucked me in the ear.
Earwax tastes bitter.
Haiku # 16998, November 7, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Vert
Wondering if the
extension of "life" concern
is for your friends too
Haiku # 16997, November 7, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Ijaci
christmas is coming
turkeys and geese fattening
mellie is slimming
Haiku # 16996, November 7, 2001 5:09 am ET
by mellie
huge tropical drops
soaking parched earth scribbly gums
loud thunder rumbling

dog's gone bananas
baby sleeps on blissfully
steaming bitumen

excited girl stands
playing sweet ocarina
on the verandah
Haiku # 16995, November 7, 2001 2:35 am ET
by mellie
cold rainstorm
yet summer is on the way
the cockroaches know
Haiku # 16994, November 7, 2001 12:53 am ET
by ash
ev'rybody dies
you should just accept the facts
and live while you can
Haiku # 16993, November 7, 2001 12:47 am ET
by ash
human family,
six billion degrees of
separation....nuts!
Haiku # 16992, November 7, 2001 12:02 am ET
by we are alone
you higher primates,
obsessed with your extinction...
there's billions of you!
Haiku # 16991, November 6, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by great (ape) scott!
bananas won't do
it don't matter what you do
gotta throw some poo
Haiku # 16990, November 6, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by scott the monkeyman
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