Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

gazing at the pics,
of kids now grown up and whiz,
his happy it seems.
Haiku # 17080, November 10, 2001 6:30 am ET
by moonflower

manic robotoids
Haiku # 17079, November 9, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by the last line
a cracked site full of schizoids
Haiku # 17078, November 9, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by the second line

fucktoids hemorrhoids
Haiku # 17077, November 9, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by the first line
Hey, anon-fucker,
I can tell that you are the
so gay Kojadko.
Haiku # 17076, November 9, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Greg Pass
JACK BE NIMBLE
JACK BE QUICK
JACK GO PEEPEE
OVER THE STICK
Haiku # 17075, November 9, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I LOVE BOOBOO
BOOBOO BOOBOO
I LOVE BOOBOO
Haiku # 17074, November 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
DID I MENTION I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
Haiku # 17073, November 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I REALLY DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I CANT STAND GAY PEOPLE
Haiku # 17072, November 9, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LIBERACE SUCKS
I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
Haiku # 17071, November 9, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The 3d haiku
Is so so very very nice
I like it a lot
Haiku # 17070, November 9, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Janis (to scott)
The 3d haiku
Is so so very very nice
I like it a lot
Haiku # 17069, November 9, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Janis (to scott)
Oh keep them coming
Please innovate please please please
This site is fragile

(use caution....)
Haiku # 17068, November 9, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Janis
off to oregon
no terroists there but maybe
rivers and forests.
Haiku # 17067, November 9, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by k_against_
Every place has a soap opera
every place has a small drama
some people are just the audience
Haiku # 17066, November 9, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Kokadjo
Opinions are like...
and if you listen to one
you become opinion
Haiku # 17065, November 9, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Kokadjo
i mean, didn't you
like my earlier haiku?
some of my best work.
Haiku # 17064, November 8, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by k
<>
Haiku # 17063, November 8, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by k
sorry if I caused
trouble, but I didn't flood
the site. I love Klee.
Haiku # 17062, November 8, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by k
contrary counter
sadly you're no novelty
whatever you're called
Haiku # 17061, November 8, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by ash
Choose your own haiku
was the idea that came to
mind after PBR
Haiku # 17060, November 8, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Ko
Addiction is a
largesse of excuse and waste
of life on others
Haiku # 17059, November 8, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by Kokadjo
ethics interfere
it will remain a secret
respecting janis
Haiku # 17058, November 8, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by scott (think i recognize that "suicidal" streak, though)
Picasso was a Scorpio
he changed his work based
on his moods and swings...

Haiku # 17057, November 8, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by Kokadjo
I come from a place
where things don't change quickly
and it is valued so
Haiku # 17056, November 8, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Those who stay to form
atrophy, don't stretch and
need a dang bowflex

workout
Haiku # 17055, November 8, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by Kokadjo
pushing envelopes,
messing with forms, it bothers
the stationery
Haiku # 17054, November 8, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by scott
Choose your own haiku?
how do you do that? I don't
know and am suicidal
enough, to ask
Haiku # 17053, November 8, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by Kokadjo
The cabin in the
woods would be nice, put power in
peace and no people
Haiku # 17052, November 8, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Scott, I hate to fight
but for the longest time it
just seems they'd kill you

for style reasons
Haiku # 17051, November 8, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by Kokadjo
way things are going,
they're gonna moxify me...
instant karma strikes
Haiku # 17050, November 8, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott
She admits as she
colors her hair red, oh my God
he's so shallow...

And I thought WWF watchers sucked
carbon monoxide
Haiku # 17049, November 8, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Well, Diet Coke and
a Klee laterz, I'm overcome
with damn, Klee again
Haiku # 17048, November 8, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Kokadjo of egad
awesome Bhutan,
alt.binaries.pictures.wall
paper, enlightened...
Haiku # 17047, November 8, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by I know Bhutan is screwed up politically but these photographs by Rock blow me away
but yes i liked the
klee too, scot's dropdowns? fuckoed
after the first one
Haiku # 17046, November 8, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fucko's fucked the
fucking, fucked up bad fucking
haiku fucking site
Haiku # 17045, November 8, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by good word janis never heard it before-apt though, tiresome fucko's!
i enjoyed the Klee
not haiku, but it is art
could have been far worse
Haiku # 17044, November 8, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by scott (it is a Pandora's box, agreed)
exploring new forms...
but i'll desist since you asked
though no one was harmed
Haiku # 17043, November 8, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by scott (no flooding, no flaming, and nothing truly destructive...)
Oh my dear fuckos
From whence comes your destructive
Impulses... do tell
Haiku # 17042, November 8, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Janis
constantly
between, a narrow country
you pass through nightly
Haiku # 17040, November 8, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by scott in 3D (nice Klee, k)
I see you walking
Ugly girl out in the rain.
Poor wet ugly girl.
Haiku # 17039, November 8, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Vert
there's a cocky here
eating up bits of almonds
I keep next to me

I believe you ash
it was not there yesterday
can't eat those nuts now
Haiku # 17038, November 8, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by mellie
pizza pizza!

pepperoni and sausage

with fluffy cheese, please!
Haiku # 17036, November 8, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by Daphne Taylor of San Francisco
I know I shouldn't
and I won't again but I'm
amazed that I can!

Haiku # 17034, November 8, 2001 8:02 am ET
by k of sorry janis, just too good to pass up
cool.
Haiku # 17033, November 8, 2001 7:54 am ET
by k
Haiku # 17032, November 8, 2001 7:54 am ET
by dsda
scott's 3d haiku
offerings make me dizzy.
but they are clever.
Haiku # 17031, November 8, 2001 7:44 am ET
by k_against_scott
hungry ghosts stealing
credit cards, burned out angels
fleeing the city
Haiku # 17030, November 8, 2001 7:36 am ET
by k_against_ of heading north to oregon for a bit
vague gods, no possible
restoration of order.
sun rises again.
Haiku # 17029, November 8, 2001 7:28 am ET
by k of i'm aware that the first line is 6 syllables and I could care less as there are many forms of haiku and the japanese language is
watching Simon and
Simon at 4:00am it
doesn't get much worse...
Haiku # 17028, November 8, 2001 7:18 am ET
by k_against
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >