Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

he made the class fail.
not all, but more than enough.
learn how to set tests.
Haiku # 17139, November 13, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
scandinavian.
fuck the stupid math prof.
i hate his accent.
Haiku # 17138, November 13, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snow falls thick and fast -
a tramcar comes, with all lights
burning at mid-day.
Haiku # 17137, November 13, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by Kin'ichi Sawaki
An Orange Roughie?
Or an Orange Smoothie. lo,
a Roughie Smoothie
Haiku # 17136, November 13, 2001 6:28 pm ET
by Janis (for Adam)
you are a smoothie
you have got sugar and spices
and you taste real good
Haiku # 17135, November 13, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
soy milk with pumpkin
non-fat frozen yogurt and
spices (protien boost)
Haiku # 17134, November 13, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Pumpkin Lover
we'll be together
my shit, that's all that matters
doesn't matter when
Haiku # 17133, November 13, 2001 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I saw a girl kiss
a parrot yesterday so
mascots seen it all
Haiku # 17132, November 13, 2001 10:45 am ET
by Kokadjo
love while you still can,
embrace, hug while you still can,
never know what's next.
Haiku # 17131, November 13, 2001 6:41 am ET
by moonflower
love while you still can,
embrace, hug while you still can,
never know what's next.
Haiku # 17130, November 13, 2001 6:40 am ET
by moonflower
love while you still can,
embrace, hug while you still can,
never know what's next.
Haiku # 17129, November 13, 2001 6:39 am ET
by moonflower
a plane crash today,
many people dead again,
why did it happen?
Haiku # 17128, November 13, 2001 6:36 am ET
by moonflower
dont be sad okey?
i will be here day by day,
to love and comfort.
Haiku # 17127, November 13, 2001 6:33 am ET
by moonflower
saturation point
fresh mown lawn oozes moisture
then trickles downwards
Haiku # 17126, November 13, 2001 4:14 am ET
by mellie

m takn d day
off n dis 1st day of d
wk god it fils great
Haiku # 17125, November 12, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by mr luuuv
eighteen days straight work
i must be very crazy
or else i will be
Haiku # 17124, November 12, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by ash
Joseph I love you
You are wonderful for me
We will be married...
Haiku # 17123, November 12, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts

indy i thnk nids help
wid his vbs scripts and a
sp whatever
Haiku # 17122, November 12, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by mr luuuv

hi, janis. hav a nce day sister.
Haiku # 17121, November 12, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by mr luuuv@(ec n d delete butons der)
the longest journey
begins with a single step
or, hey, stay in bed
Haiku # 17120, November 12, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Avatar Avarice
just loving yourself
can sometimes be difficult
when you have no porn
Haiku # 17119, November 12, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by Avarice Avatar
almost got sent to pitt
bb trip was in jeopardy
i resolved the problem
Haiku # 17118, November 12, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monday's are manic
most of the time, some are those
three day weekenders
Haiku # 17117, November 12, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Unidentified
Sticky brown goo on my sock.
God, I hate Mondays.
Haiku # 17116, November 12, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
for those who knows
what im talking about
way discarded
Haiku # 17115, November 12, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by dxz
i like scott's haiku
does it fuck up the system?
why are they so bad?
Haiku # 17114, November 12, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by sheena
The naughty pink bits
throbbing in your direction
demand attention
Haiku # 17113, November 12, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Muscles bind up tight
and I spring into the air
finger to the sun
Haiku # 17112, November 12, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I have cups of blue
scooped up drops of sky and you
taste so sweetly too
Haiku # 17111, November 12, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Let the fishies swim
jump and hop and float around
switch the blender on
Haiku # 17110, November 12, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You have made me tired
and now you will be punished
with a hard spanking
Haiku # 17109, November 12, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

yo der mama gem
so lyk whts cookn at yo
neat den a dancin
Haiku # 17108, November 12, 2001 10:23 am ET
by mr luuuv

censhorship SUCKS dudes
and i thot peopl hir were
nlytnd, realy
Haiku # 17107, November 12, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mr luuuv

iraishamase
welcome back to this arghh site
indiana bro
Haiku # 17106, November 12, 2001 10:16 am ET
by mr. luuuv (as muthafucka niggers r wont t say whn dey fil cool n blue)
Babes in primary
ABC and 123
Good mawnin' teacher
Haiku # 17105, November 12, 2001 8:44 am ET
by jewel1
Snow ball avalanche
Tom Thumb and Thumbelina
Playing Tambourine

(hello again, Indiana)
Haiku # 17104, November 12, 2001 8:40 am ET
by jewel1

the sound of silence
broken by the rustling leaves
piles of them to rake
Haiku # 17103, November 12, 2001 8:20 am ET
by indiana
same goes all u oth
er haiku ers out there k?
luv from me, chali
Haiku # 17102, November 12, 2001 3:17 am ET
by chali
same goes all u oth
er haiku ers out there k?
luv from me, chali
Haiku # 17101, November 12, 2001 3:17 am ET
by chali
hey lo, moonflower,
i really like your haikus
i think they r cool
Haiku # 17100, November 12, 2001 3:15 am ET
by chali
australia rocks
we have yellow and green socks
australia rocks
Haiku # 17099, November 12, 2001 3:13 am ET
by chali of australia
i just want to say hi to all u guys in my english class at saint columbans. and just so u r really recognised, the teacher is ms Knox.

----------((@
amy
Haiku # 17098, November 12, 2001 3:07 am ET
by chali
i is a birdi
mommy says i am purty
cause i is birdy
Haiku # 17097, November 12, 2001 3:05 am ET
by chali
Rust colored trees brush
sky on it's way to rain. I
am standing waist deep

in the Willamette River.
Haiku # 17096, November 12, 2001 2:42 am ET
by k_against_urban_dwellings
an ice cream truck sings
it's sweet, siren song beside...
the weight loss centre
Haiku # 17095, November 11, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by chali
It's better to sing
praises of good people in
your life because hey
Haiku # 17094, November 11, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Kokadjo
i made you happy
i know that today i did
that made me happy dad.
Haiku # 17092, November 11, 2001 6:21 am ET
by moonflower
so much a blessing,
i could not ever beg for more,
sweet sweet child of mine.
Haiku # 17091, November 11, 2001 6:18 am ET
by moonflower
typos ruin my life
errant "u" foils my haiku
got to stop drinking
Haiku # 17089, November 10, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by cheesecrudtpizza
Drunk again, Sunday morning
nothing butu empty bottles
I'll have another
Haiku # 17088, November 10, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn
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