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Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
MOXIE NEEDS A FRICKEN LIFE
YOU LIBERACE HEATHEN
I REALLY DONT LIKE GREG PASS
Haiku # 17237 November 17, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
GREG PASS SUCKS
I DONT LIKE GREG PASS
GREG PASS SUCKS
Haiku # 17236 November 17, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A taste of hashhish
would do me no good, as one
feels like trash to Earth

and thrown aside like
trash, when it's your turn you'll scream
no fair? What fair then?
Haiku # 17234 November 17, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by Mox
Liz is perfection
I would change nothing
except her stubborness!
Haiku # 17233 November 17, 2001 5:02 pm ET
by Gabe of ny
I am SEX MASTER!
I pleasure you intensely!
You big happy boy!
Haiku # 17232 November 17, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
It's not ignorance
once you're aware of the
Socratic Ignore- ance
Haiku # 17231 November 16, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ahh the war..on wha..
Maybe its not something you
can understand..
Haiku # 17230 November 16, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Get this...smack and crack
aren't the super-opiums
television is.
Haiku # 17229 November 16, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
missing the point you poor fool,
misunderstanding you see?
Haiku # 17228 November 16, 2001 11:36 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
You poor fool! Fascists
aren't in the same leage as
good old Carlo Marx.
Haiku # 17227 November 16, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
iron communist
triangle
Haiku # 17226 November 16, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by propaganda
"new" democracy,
"florida-style"....works in
Nicaragua too....!....:^)
Haiku # 17225 November 16, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by propaganda
I am currently fucking a lot of girls. So fuck you.
Haiku # 17224 November 16, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by Greg Pass of on top of girls

bombs dropped dead-center
tight bunker ripped wide open
mission accomplished
Haiku # 17223 November 16, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by maverick
bomb those Mosques
Kill those Taleban!
Haiku # 17222 November 16, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by propaganda (afternoon TV say anything but say it with a NICE shrug and SMILE!)
4 million dollar
missiles why not use them on
US homeless too? .... ;^)
Haiku # 17221 November 15, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by propaganda
6 pm news break,
how many people has the
US killed today?...:^)
Haiku # 17220 November 15, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by propaganda
Fungal voids, envoys
Gettin toyed with the roids
Stompin on your loins

Haiku # 17219 November 15, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Alkieboy
Me devotchka,
You leave me no choice but to
assume to resume.
Haiku # 17218 November 15, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
While In mind free will
Loses structure, expanding
possibilities.
Haiku # 17217 November 15, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Ash, what are you doing
posting here,this site exists
for bad haiku only.
Haiku # 17216 November 15, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by dopefiend
skippy is funny,
he bites the balls on my tree,
yes, its Christmas tree!
Haiku # 17215 November 15, 2001 6:42 am ET
by moonflower
i did it oh my,
have been nervous all the while,
no reason to be.
Haiku # 17214 November 15, 2001 6:39 am ET
by moonflower
night before turkey
getting wasted on cheap beer
wake up hung over
Haiku # 17213 November 14, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
simple american
ironical satellite
a complex planet
Haiku # 17212 November 14, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by ash
god or mohammed ?
it's one of the big issues
like coke or pepsi
Haiku # 17211 November 14, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ash
you keep coming back
like refried beans refluxing
leaving a sour taste
Haiku # 17210 November 14, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by ash
FUCK OFF MOXIE!
Haiku # 17209 November 14, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Daughter on my lap
Eating boobie and sleeping
Will you please be good?
Haiku # 17208 November 14, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
I love LiveJournal
It is my daily drama
God, I need a life
Haiku # 17207 November 14, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
None of that is
natural, but empty
and a loss
Haiku # 17206 November 14, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Moxie
on that note i will
have to unsubscribe from this
disgusting website
Haiku # 17205 November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by this moxie guy needs help
autoeroticism
cracked a mans neck
and INXS lost one of their own
Haiku # 17204 November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Moxie
drunk 1/2 the night
with a noose around the neck
waiting for that last call
Haiku # 17203 November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Moxie
the truth is those
mock due to their own
passing the stone
and own adulteries...

they're just cool sinners
Haiku # 17202 November 14, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Sally Field was a Scorpio
Haiku # 17201 November 14, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Moxie
You lie
Haiku # 17200 November 14, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Moxie
devil works magic ...
I fly, like sally field ...
one hand down my panties
Haiku # 17199 November 14, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Moxie
masturbation is a
natural thing they say
but a lonely lifeless thing...
Haiku # 17198 November 14, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Moxie
your finger, covered with shit
stinks, it is no excuse
and a sick sick thing
Haiku # 17197 November 14, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Moxie
The butt plug is not
a delight, having had fingers
up my ass and flirting with gay
people on line
Haiku # 17196 November 14, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Moxie
The Devil tempts me
with earthly delights, but I
prefer the Butt Plug.
Haiku # 17195 November 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Laugh...tonight I will pray for the voice
behind AP and see if something happens...

Christians, even bad one take
a lot of crap, and still continue
no matter what, no matter who
Haiku # 17194 November 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
You're not evil AP,
you're just someone
like me, liking attention
Haiku # 17193 November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Moxie
to stand up for this
website LIFELESS in allegory?
what the hell does a name mean???

what gets idiots OFF on reactions?
Haiku # 17192 November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Mox
He looks for evil.
Ah! I think he has found it.
Learn to count moxie!
Haiku # 17191 November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why do you tempt me AP?
Are you gay?
Haiku # 17190 November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Do you really get what
faith really is or do you jabber on
like the crowd does?
Haiku # 17189 November 14, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a sinner
So I can't go to heaven
First Lord, fuck my ass!
Haiku # 17188 November 14, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by Moxie
To walk away and
not take it personally...
Still, leaves scars on the soul all around
Haiku # 17187 November 14, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Mox