Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Get this...smack and crack
aren't the super-opiums
television is.
Haiku # 17229, November 16, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
missing the point you poor fool,
misunderstanding you see?
Haiku # 17228, November 16, 2001 11:36 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
You poor fool! Fascists
aren't in the same leage as
good old Carlo Marx.
Haiku # 17227, November 16, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
iron communist
triangle
Haiku # 17226, November 16, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by propaganda
"new" democracy,
"florida-style"....works in
Nicaragua too....!....:^)
Haiku # 17225, November 16, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by propaganda
I am currently fucking a lot of girls. So fuck you.
Haiku # 17224, November 16, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by Greg Pass of on top of girls

bombs dropped dead-center
tight bunker ripped wide open
mission accomplished
Haiku # 17223, November 16, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by maverick
bomb those Mosques
Kill those Taleban!
Haiku # 17222, November 16, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by propaganda (afternoon TV say anything but say it with a NICE shrug and SMILE!)
4 million dollar
missiles why not use them on
US homeless too? .... ;^)
Haiku # 17221, November 15, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by propaganda
6 pm news break,
how many people has the
US killed today?...:^)
Haiku # 17220, November 15, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by propaganda
Fungal voids, envoys
Gettin toyed with the roids
Stompin on your loins

Haiku # 17219, November 15, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Alkieboy
Me devotchka,
You leave me no choice but to
assume to resume.
Haiku # 17218, November 15, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
While In mind free will
Loses structure, expanding
possibilities.
Haiku # 17217, November 15, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Ash, what are you doing
posting here,this site exists
for bad haiku only.
Haiku # 17216, November 15, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by dopefiend
skippy is funny,
he bites the balls on my tree,
yes, its Christmas tree!
Haiku # 17215, November 15, 2001 6:42 am ET
by moonflower
i did it oh my,
have been nervous all the while,
no reason to be.
Haiku # 17214, November 15, 2001 6:39 am ET
by moonflower
night before turkey
getting wasted on cheap beer
wake up hung over
Haiku # 17213, November 14, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
simple american
ironical satellite
a complex planet
Haiku # 17212, November 14, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by ash
god or mohammed ?
it's one of the big issues
like coke or pepsi
Haiku # 17211, November 14, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ash
you keep coming back
like refried beans refluxing
leaving a sour taste
Haiku # 17210, November 14, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by ash
FUCK OFF MOXIE!
Haiku # 17209, November 14, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Daughter on my lap
Eating boobie and sleeping
Will you please be good?
Haiku # 17208, November 14, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
I love LiveJournal
It is my daily drama
God, I need a life
Haiku # 17207, November 14, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
None of that is
natural, but empty
and a loss
Haiku # 17206, November 14, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Moxie
on that note i will
have to unsubscribe from this
disgusting website
Haiku # 17205, November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by this moxie guy needs help
autoeroticism
cracked a mans neck
and INXS lost one of their own
Haiku # 17204, November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Moxie
drunk 1/2 the night
with a noose around the neck
waiting for that last call
Haiku # 17203, November 14, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Moxie
the truth is those
mock due to their own
passing the stone
and own adulteries...

they're just cool sinners
Haiku # 17202, November 14, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Sally Field was a Scorpio
Haiku # 17201, November 14, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Moxie
You lie
Haiku # 17200, November 14, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Moxie
devil works magic ...
I fly, like sally field ...
one hand down my panties
Haiku # 17199, November 14, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Moxie
masturbation is a
natural thing they say
but a lonely lifeless thing...
Haiku # 17198, November 14, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Moxie
your finger, covered with shit
stinks, it is no excuse
and a sick sick thing
Haiku # 17197, November 14, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Moxie
The butt plug is not
a delight, having had fingers
up my ass and flirting with gay
people on line
Haiku # 17196, November 14, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Moxie
The Devil tempts me
with earthly delights, but I
prefer the Butt Plug.
Haiku # 17195, November 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Laugh...tonight I will pray for the voice
behind AP and see if something happens...

Christians, even bad one take
a lot of crap, and still continue
no matter what, no matter who
Haiku # 17194, November 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
You're not evil AP,
you're just someone
like me, liking attention
Haiku # 17193, November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Moxie
to stand up for this
website LIFELESS in allegory?
what the hell does a name mean???

what gets idiots OFF on reactions?
Haiku # 17192, November 14, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Mox
He looks for evil.
Ah! I think he has found it.
Learn to count moxie!
Haiku # 17191, November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why do you tempt me AP?
Are you gay?
Haiku # 17190, November 14, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Do you really get what
faith really is or do you jabber on
like the crowd does?
Haiku # 17189, November 14, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a sinner
So I can't go to heaven
First Lord, fuck my ass!
Haiku # 17188, November 14, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by Moxie
To walk away and
not take it personally...
Still, leaves scars on the soul all around
Haiku # 17187, November 14, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Mox
Who has found themselves here?
pretending to be me interested in men?
isn't that a dead end, brown dick syndrome?
Haiku # 17186, November 14, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie
this is my body,
this is my blood and dude, THESE .................
are my anal beads
Haiku # 17185, November 14, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie
Trent Reznor curses God
but he found himself
He is himself...
Haiku # 17184, November 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
As it is lost, and you keep coming
till he is dead from suicide
and you pick another till one fights back
Haiku # 17183, November 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
have them throw shit at you
spit on you, curse you, for a name
hated and misunderstood
Haiku # 17182, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Thy Rod and Thy Staff
Comfort me with Astroglide
Oooh! Thou art with me!
Haiku # 17181, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
go to church
and have it burned down
by two angry kids on drugs
Haiku # 17180, November 14, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
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