......i hereby declare
this place to be truly free
......of sexual misfits

(who were relocated at a
mental ward somewhere)

...sour taste indeed, ash
..this is a baaa haiku site
it's what you're trained for

..(so i can start by telling
...the hobo bag bitches to
............get lost)

....the cross precedes christ
.it's an ancient symbol etched
........in the dawn of time

(mebbe sumerian or egyptian,
.......definitely not afghan)

PEARL JAM RULES
SI BEBE THEY DO
PEARL JAM RULES

TODAY I HAVE FOUND
LINT IN MY POCKET AND THONG
IT TICKLES HEHEHE

THAT LAST HAIKU WAS MINE
HAHAHA
YOU SUCK

I HAVE A FRIEND
THE LITTLE HINDU GANGSTER THAT COULD
HIS GAUNDHI DOT ON HIS FOREHEAD
CONTROLS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE

ALL CAPS LOCK HAIKUS ARE MINE
HAHAHA
I AM NO LONGER ANONYMOUS

MOXIE NEEDS A FRICKEN LIFE
YOU LIBERACE HEATHEN
I REALLY DONT LIKE GREG PASS

GREG PASS SUCKS
I DONT LIKE GREG PASS
GREG PASS SUCKS

A taste of hashhish
would do me no good, as one
feels like trash to Earth

and thrown aside like
trash, when it's your turn you'll scream
no fair? What fair then?

Liz is perfection
I would change nothing
except her stubborness!

I am SEX MASTER!
I pleasure you intensely!
You big happy boy!

It's not ignorance
once you're aware of the
Socratic Ignore- ance

Ahh the war..on wha..
Maybe its not something you
can understand..

Get this...smack and crack
aren't the super-opiums
television is.

Me devotchka,
missing the point you poor fool,
misunderstanding you see?

You poor fool! Fascists
aren't in the same leage as
good old Carlo Marx.

iron communist
triangle

"new" democracy,
"florida-style"....works in
Nicaragua too....!....:^)

I am currently fucking a lot of girls. So fuck you.

bombs dropped dead-center
tight bunker ripped wide open
mission accomplished

bomb those Mosques
Kill those Taleban!

4 million dollar
missiles why not use them on
US homeless too? .... ;^)

6 pm news break,
how many people has the
US killed today?...:^)

Fungal voids, envoys
Gettin toyed with the roids
Stompin on your loins

Me devotchka,
You leave me no choice but to
assume to resume.

While In mind free will
Loses structure, expanding
possibilities.

Ash, what are you doing
posting here,this site exists
for bad haiku only.

skippy is funny,
he bites the balls on my tree,
yes, its Christmas tree!

i did it oh my,
have been nervous all the while,
no reason to be.

night before turkey
getting wasted on cheap beer
wake up hung over

simple american
ironical satellite
a complex planet

god or mohammed ?
it's one of the big issues
like coke or pepsi

you keep coming back
like refried beans refluxing
leaving a sour taste

FUCK OFF MOXIE!

Daughter on my lap
Eating boobie and sleeping
Will you please be good?

I love LiveJournal
It is my daily drama
God, I need a life

None of that is
natural, but empty
and a loss

on that note i will
have to unsubscribe from this
disgusting website

autoeroticism
cracked a mans neck
and INXS lost one of their own

drunk 1/2 the night
with a noose around the neck
waiting for that last call

the truth is those
mock due to their own
passing the stone
and own adulteries...

they're just cool sinners

Sally Field was a Scorpio

You lie

devil works magic ...
I fly, like sally field ...
one hand down my panties

masturbation is a
natural thing they say
but a lonely lifeless thing...

your finger, covered with shit
stinks, it is no excuse
and a sick sick thing

The butt plug is not
a delight, having had fingers
up my ass and flirting with gay
people on line

The Devil tempts me
with earthly delights, but I
prefer the Butt Plug.