Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

damn friggin pigeons
if i could fucking fly i
would not beg for shit
Haiku # 16396, October 19, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by kackarott
I knew a dawn once,
downy hair, but not a tick
on her tasty crack
Haiku # 16395, October 19, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by nooner
it's crack of dawn here
but a tick past lunchtime there
deadlines mean nothing
Haiku # 16394, October 19, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by pesce di oro
when anthrax attacks
it's pretty hard to relax
pop a serepax
Haiku # 16393, October 19, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ash
midges' back biting
arms legs fingers ankles face
another summer
Haiku # 16392, October 19, 2001 6:56 am ET
by mellie
ronin is drinking,
again he forgets his vows,
loved ones hold their breath
Haiku # 16391, October 19, 2001 3:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yo estoy al mando!!
yo soyo esta mamon..
are these right senor?
Haiku # 16390, October 19, 2001 3:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
old woman island
she feels that swelling
powerful surges
Haiku # 16389, October 19, 2001 3:41 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 16388, October 19, 2001 2:36 am ET
by scott (just clarifying, not trying to start this again...of course, ninhongo hanashimasen)
no soy de aqu
Haiku # 16387, October 19, 2001 2:29 am ET
by scott (d
the seasons absent
or too subtle to notice
time barely passes
Haiku # 16386, October 19, 2001 2:13 am ET
by scott (buen provecho de california)

....yo voy a comer
en la mi case verdad
.......hasta luego
Haiku # 16385, October 19, 2001 2:07 am ET
by ronin

..el hombre gaucho
y cabra, donde estas
...tu nacion siempre
Haiku # 16384, October 19, 2001 2:04 am ET
by ronin
Haiku # 16383, October 19, 2001 1:57 am ET
by gautcho

.........siberian wind
gently brushing a pine wave
......a fine leaf for fall
Haiku # 16382, October 19, 2001 1:56 am ET
by ronin
pues, ya lo dije
pero puedes llamarme
cabra...o gautcho
Haiku # 16381, October 19, 2001 1:51 am ET
by scott, o cualquier

.......como se llama
preguntame genghis scott
.......me llamo ronin
Haiku # 16380, October 19, 2001 1:44 am ET
by ronin

ahhh, ap's calmed down
...what a capital notion
.......colorful boxers

(easy on the knee joints
...........old chap)
Haiku # 16379, October 19, 2001 1:39 am ET
by ronin@anashwhatselfrestraintyouhavereallyimeanit
hey, marauding hordes -
will you lay off ronin, eh?
(ll
Haiku # 16378, October 19, 2001 1:35 am ET
by scott, continuing this silly dialogue...and i'm not canadian, as i clearly spelled out
....."the last leaf"
............"imagine"
......"bullet the blue sky"

.........."lucent moon"
......."falling maple leaf"
....."bloody english wags"
Haiku # 16377, October 19, 2001 1:22 am ET
by ronin
........i am what i am
scott from the beginning as
........it is in the end

.....("this no haiku site"
....."zip me outta here"
...."misty mountain dew"
Haiku # 16376, October 19, 2001 1:18 am ET
by ronin@can'taregularguyimprovearoundheresheesh
you have decided to stop
when you saw blasphemy
about Britney Spears
Haiku # 16375, October 19, 2001 1:12 am ET
by face it jewel1

....we're taking a leave
to find rest away from this
.....draining endeavour
Haiku # 16374, October 18, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ronin

......but then again AP*
are we constrained to argue
.......about everything

.....(*Anonymous Poet)
Haiku # 16373, October 18, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by ronin@couldnttherebepeaceandquietaroundhereevenjustforawhile

.do you dream of goats
up there in canada's alps
..fucking your ass bad?
Haiku # 16372, October 18, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ronin

......dementia praecox
i'm afraid is what it's called
....in the advance stage

.(do you also hear voices?)
Haiku # 16371, October 18, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by ronin
.......hallucinating
seeing apparition things
...must be the vodka*

..(or something psycho
..or organic in the head)
Haiku # 16370, October 18, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ronin

...ahhh, there i go again
with my sorry spelling sigh
........will it ever stop
Haiku # 16369, October 18, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by ronin

.......if you want haiku
tell this maurading hordes to
......stop biting my foot

...(and the blasphemy is too
..........heavy a stuff)
Haiku # 16368, October 18, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ronin@muybienscotthablatutambien.lasotrasletrasen"eres..."noestaenlacontexta

.....my haikus are mine
they're intellectual property
........available at cost
Haiku # 16367, October 18, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ronin
That was why it was
not "by" but "from" henceforth
any name that says jewel1
is not the real one
Haiku # 16366, October 18, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Jewel1Iwasjustaskedbyronin
I have decided to stop...
when I saw blasphemy
so PLEASE do not use my NAME!!!
Haiku # 16365, October 18, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by jewel1thatisNOTME
"fucking with my head
make me feel like an asshole
i ain't got no soul"
---- Beck, bad haiku master

such a stupid dance
why does she keep insisting
we do the limbo?
Haiku # 16364, October 18, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by scott, here i go again
oh, bury me not
in your heap of haiku snot,
though it's all you got.
Haiku # 16363, October 18, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by unconceding
I hate animals
I kick the kitten's teeth in
I cut the cow's throat
Haiku # 16362, October 18, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Jewel1
dick cheney's dead; poor
d.c. vice is dead, and a
poll of confidence

would prob'bly fail. his
pre-deceasors sad, cuz as
Pestilent (he's baad).
-summer's over and were running out of lies.
Haiku # 16361, October 18, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by McVeigh of the musical, Oklahoma
anthrax went to the
senate one, dubya twat holds
most expendible

in case it had him
actually killed: even
odds: kowtow demos.
Haiku # 16360, October 18, 2001 11:54 am ET
by unconceding of you liked that, fans?
my name is mellie
it is short for imelda
i love wearing thongs
Haiku # 16359, October 18, 2001 10:43 am ET
by mellie
...HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Haiku # 16358, October 18, 2001 10:15 am ET
by from Ronin 2
......fuck anton la vey
the demented high maggot
.....con man that he is
Haiku # 16357, October 18, 2001 10:14 am ET
by from Ronin
my name is my name
it's simply the name i have
because i'm named ash
Haiku # 16356, October 18, 2001 9:43 am ET
by ash
wife buys me boxers
multicolored fish in front
long brown eels, back
Haiku # 16355, October 18, 2001 5:48 am ET
by ap
divide into teams
each team works on its own line
don't let them mingle
Haiku # 16354, October 18, 2001 5:13 am ET
by scott (this is how they wrote the killer joke, i believe...saw it in a documentary)
i foam at the mouth!
is it the dreaded anthrax?
no, it's just colgate
Haiku # 16353, October 18, 2001 4:57 am ET
by scott (anyway, i suspect this ain't the ronin who was posting when i started...)
it's a sad mistake
to ascribe this all to me
a comforting lie

i do wish you peace
i once enjoyed your haiku
back when you wrote it

wearing masks like this
you can't know the face beneath
guess we never will
Haiku # 16352, October 18, 2001 4:35 am ET
by scott, oh well...i tried (y me gustar
can only work on
one letter at a time, saw
two once and got sick

ok lamer and lamer time for bed
Haiku # 16351, October 18, 2001 4:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am working on
a death haiku that, when read,
will kill the reader.

I mean why not?

Haiku # 16350, October 18, 2001 4:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I see these things!
the haiku apparitions
shiver my fingers
Haiku # 16349, October 18, 2001 4:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I see these things!
the haiku apperations
shiver my fingers

Haiku # 16348, October 18, 2001 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin crouches; and
pokes at the squares with letters,
his HANDS are ugly.
Haiku # 16347, October 18, 2001 4:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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