midges' back biting
arms legs fingers ankles face
another summer

ronin is drinking,
again he forgets his vows,
loved ones hold their breath

yo estoy al mando!!
yo soyo esta mamon..
are these right senor?

old woman island
she feels that swelling
powerful surges

no soy de aqu

the seasons absent
or too subtle to notice
time barely passes

....yo voy a comer
en la mi case verdad
.......hasta luego

..el hombre gaucho
y cabra, donde estas
...tu nacion siempre

.........siberian wind
gently brushing a pine wave
......a fine leaf for fall

pues, ya lo dije
pero puedes llamarme
cabra...o gautcho

.......como se llama
preguntame genghis scott
.......me llamo ronin

ahhh, ap's calmed down
...what a capital notion
.......colorful boxers

(easy on the knee joints
...........old chap)

hey, marauding hordes -
will you lay off ronin, eh?
(ll

....."the last leaf"
............"imagine"
......"bullet the blue sky"

.........."lucent moon"
......."falling maple leaf"
....."bloody english wags"

........i am what i am
scott from the beginning as
........it is in the end

.....("this no haiku site"
....."zip me outta here"
...."misty mountain dew"

you have decided to stop
when you saw blasphemy
about Britney Spears

....we're taking a leave
to find rest away from this
.....draining endeavour

......but then again AP*
are we constrained to argue
.......about everything

.....(*Anonymous Poet)

.do you dream of goats
up there in canada's alps
..fucking your ass bad?

......dementia praecox
i'm afraid is what it's called
....in the advance stage

.(do you also hear voices?)

.......hallucinating
seeing apparition things
...must be the vodka*

..(or something psycho
..or organic in the head)

...ahhh, there i go again
with my sorry spelling sigh
........will it ever stop

.......if you want haiku
tell this maurading hordes to
......stop biting my foot

...(and the blasphemy is too
..........heavy a stuff)

.....my haikus are mine
they're intellectual property
........available at cost

That was why it was
not "by" but "from" henceforth
any name that says jewel1
is not the real one

I have decided to stop...
when I saw blasphemy
so PLEASE do not use my NAME!!!

"fucking with my head
make me feel like an asshole
i ain't got no soul"
---- Beck, bad haiku master

such a stupid dance
why does she keep insisting
we do the limbo?

oh, bury me not
in your heap of haiku snot,
though it's all you got.

I hate animals
I kick the kitten's teeth in
I cut the cow's throat

dick cheney's dead; poor
d.c. vice is dead, and a
poll of confidence

would prob'bly fail. his
pre-deceasors sad, cuz as
Pestilent (he's baad).
-summer's over and were running out of lies.

anthrax went to the
senate one, dubya twat holds
most expendible

in case it had him
actually killed: even
odds: kowtow demos.

my name is mellie
it is short for imelda
i love wearing thongs

...HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

......fuck anton la vey
the demented high maggot
.....con man that he is

my name is my name
it's simply the name i have
because i'm named ash

wife buys me boxers
multicolored fish in front
long brown eels, back

divide into teams
each team works on its own line
don't let them mingle

i foam at the mouth!
is it the dreaded anthrax?
no, it's just colgate

it's a sad mistake
to ascribe this all to me
a comforting lie

i do wish you peace
i once enjoyed your haiku
back when you wrote it

wearing masks like this
you can't know the face beneath
guess we never will

can only work on
one letter at a time, saw
two once and got sick

ok lamer and lamer time for bed

I am working on
a death haiku that, when read,
will kill the reader.

I mean why not?

I see these things!
the haiku apparitions
shiver my fingers

I see these things!
the haiku apperations
shiver my fingers

ronin crouches; and
pokes at the squares with letters,
his HANDS are ugly.

sweat sodden bedding,
night of sputtering apnoea,
he stinks of himself,

light spiking crusty eyelids,
he wills himself alive, yet
wishes to be dead

ladies you know not
what you are missing, ronin
has started to drool

as i type this ku,
ronin slumbers, noisily
farting and belching

ronin urine,
buddhafields of stupor, void
of all contentment