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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


......but then again AP*
are we constrained to argue
.......about everything

.....(*Anonymous Poet)
Haiku # 16373, October 18, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by ronin@couldnttherebepeaceandquietaroundhereevenjustforawhile

.do you dream of goats
up there in canada's alps
..fucking your ass bad?
Haiku # 16372, October 18, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ronin

......dementia praecox
i'm afraid is what it's called
....in the advance stage

.(do you also hear voices?)
Haiku # 16371, October 18, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by ronin
.......hallucinating
seeing apparition things
...must be the vodka*

..(or something psycho
..or organic in the head)
Haiku # 16370, October 18, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ronin

...ahhh, there i go again
with my sorry spelling sigh
........will it ever stop
Haiku # 16369, October 18, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by ronin

.......if you want haiku
tell this maurading hordes to
......stop biting my foot

...(and the blasphemy is too
..........heavy a stuff)
Haiku # 16368, October 18, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ronin@muybienscotthablatutambien.lasotrasletrasen"eres..."noestaenlacontexta

.....my haikus are mine
they're intellectual property
........available at cost
Haiku # 16367, October 18, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ronin
That was why it was
not "by" but "from" henceforth
any name that says jewel1
is not the real one
Haiku # 16366, October 18, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Jewel1Iwasjustaskedbyronin
I have decided to stop...
when I saw blasphemy
so PLEASE do not use my NAME!!!
Haiku # 16365, October 18, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by jewel1thatisNOTME
"fucking with my head
make me feel like an asshole
i ain't got no soul"
---- Beck, bad haiku master

such a stupid dance
why does she keep insisting
we do the limbo?
Haiku # 16364, October 18, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by scott, here i go again
oh, bury me not
in your heap of haiku snot,
though it's all you got.
Haiku # 16363, October 18, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by unconceding
I hate animals
I kick the kitten's teeth in
I cut the cow's throat
Haiku # 16362, October 18, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Jewel1
dick cheney's dead; poor
d.c. vice is dead, and a
poll of confidence

would prob'bly fail. his
pre-deceasors sad, cuz as
Pestilent (he's baad).
-summer's over and were running out of lies.
Haiku # 16361, October 18, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by McVeigh of the musical, Oklahoma
anthrax went to the
senate one, dubya twat holds
most expendible

in case it had him
actually killed: even
odds: kowtow demos.
Haiku # 16360, October 18, 2001 11:54 am ET
by unconceding of you liked that, fans?
my name is mellie
it is short for imelda
i love wearing thongs
Haiku # 16359, October 18, 2001 10:43 am ET
by mellie
...HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Haiku # 16358, October 18, 2001 10:15 am ET
by from Ronin 2
......fuck anton la vey
the demented high maggot
.....con man that he is
Haiku # 16357, October 18, 2001 10:14 am ET
by from Ronin
my name is my name
it's simply the name i have
because i'm named ash
Haiku # 16356, October 18, 2001 9:43 am ET
by ash
wife buys me boxers
multicolored fish in front
long brown eels, back
Haiku # 16355, October 18, 2001 5:48 am ET
by ap
divide into teams
each team works on its own line
don't let them mingle
Haiku # 16354, October 18, 2001 5:13 am ET
by scott (this is how they wrote the killer joke, i believe...saw it in a documentary)
i foam at the mouth!
is it the dreaded anthrax?
no, it's just colgate
Haiku # 16353, October 18, 2001 4:57 am ET
by scott (anyway, i suspect this ain't the ronin who was posting when i started...)
it's a sad mistake
to ascribe this all to me
a comforting lie

i do wish you peace
i once enjoyed your haiku
back when you wrote it

wearing masks like this
you can't know the face beneath
guess we never will
Haiku # 16352, October 18, 2001 4:35 am ET
by scott, oh well...i tried (y me gustar
can only work on
one letter at a time, saw
two once and got sick

ok lamer and lamer time for bed
Haiku # 16351, October 18, 2001 4:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am working on
a death haiku that, when read,
will kill the reader.

I mean why not?

Haiku # 16350, October 18, 2001 4:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I see these things!
the haiku apparitions
shiver my fingers
Haiku # 16349, October 18, 2001 4:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I see these things!
the haiku apperations
shiver my fingers

Haiku # 16348, October 18, 2001 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin crouches; and
pokes at the squares with letters,
his HANDS are ugly.
Haiku # 16347, October 18, 2001 4:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sweat sodden bedding,
night of sputtering apnoea,
he stinks of himself,

light spiking crusty eyelids,
he wills himself alive, yet
wishes to be dead
Haiku # 16346, October 18, 2001 4:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ladies you know not
what you are missing, ronin
has started to drool
Haiku # 16345, October 18, 2001 3:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
as i type this ku,
ronin slumbers, noisily
farting and belching
Haiku # 16344, October 18, 2001 3:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin urine,
buddhafields of stupor, void
of all contentment


Haiku # 16343, October 18, 2001 3:32 am ET
by pigdog - that one was too good not to fess up to
ronin urine,
buddhafields of stupor, void
of all contentment
Haiku # 16342, October 18, 2001 3:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin t'ain't an anus'
ronin t'ain't a nutsack, so
ronin is a taint
Haiku # 16341, October 18, 2001 3:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin drunk again
his family shuns him, so
so he twits and twitters
Haiku # 16340, October 18, 2001 3:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Unconceding butthead
go suck on satan's hole and
fill your head with shit.

(don't forget the dots)
Haiku # 16339, October 17, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by ciao!
canadians....third rate?
true... i couldn't agree more
but what of aussies?
Haiku # 16338, October 17, 2001 11:13 pm ET
by k.k.k.

.....ahhh, unconceding fool
i'd squish you like a cockcroach
........and die like kafka
Haiku # 16337, October 17, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by ronin

cheese soul food, you say
how about a reverse kick
.right smack in your face

(and a double roundhouse
....reverse strike more)
Haiku # 16336, October 17, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ronin

.....feed on anthrax scott
maybe you'd be more pretty
.....frothing at the mouth
Haiku # 16335, October 17, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by ronin

......and what of you ash
do you choose to hide behind
......inconspicious names
Haiku # 16334, October 17, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by ronin

...veritable fruitcakes
diagnosed as schizoidal
..roam free in this site
Haiku # 16333, October 17, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by ronin

que quieres, fuckhead
.tu no hablas espanol
.....eres tu puto
Haiku # 16332, October 17, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by ronin

..with bloodshot red eyes
he vaguely attempts to talk
....but his brains is fried
Haiku # 16331, October 17, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ronin

..the guy's brain is fried
sucked dry of all its juices
..he simply stares blank
Haiku # 16330, October 17, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ronin

.......grilled skewered ap
from one end of his shit head
.........to the other end
Haiku # 16329, October 17, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by ronin
..so what's the big deal
if you're fucking canadian
..a third rate white race

..(go stuff your ass with
.........foul cheese)
Haiku # 16328, October 17, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by ronin
coincidence? already?

anthrax went to the
senate one; dubya twat holds
most expendable

in case it had him
actually killed: even
odds: kowtow demos.
Haiku # 16327, October 17, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by unconceding

...i would smash his face,
push it down the toilet bowl
....and kick his damn ass
Haiku # 16326, October 17, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by ronin

............satan is passe
.but here he's like something big
...where have you been wags

(ahhh, so many lifeyears behind)
Haiku # 16325, October 17, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by ronin

.......satan is a fart
...you all idolize a fart
coz you're scared of fart

(ahem...an old, old fart)
Haiku # 16323, October 17, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ronin
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