Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...


que quieres, fuckhead
.tu no hablas espanol
.....eres tu puto
Haiku # 16332, October 17, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by ronin

..with bloodshot red eyes
he vaguely attempts to talk
....but his brains is fried
Haiku # 16331, October 17, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ronin

..the guy's brain is fried
sucked dry of all its juices
..he simply stares blank
Haiku # 16330, October 17, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ronin

.......grilled skewered ap
from one end of his shit head
.........to the other end
Haiku # 16329, October 17, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by ronin
..so what's the big deal
if you're fucking canadian
..a third rate white race

..(go stuff your ass with
.........foul cheese)
Haiku # 16328, October 17, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by ronin
coincidence? already?

anthrax went to the
senate one; dubya twat holds
most expendable

in case it had him
actually killed: even
odds: kowtow demos.
Haiku # 16327, October 17, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by unconceding

...i would smash his face,
push it down the toilet bowl
....and kick his damn ass
Haiku # 16326, October 17, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by ronin

............satan is passe
.but here he's like something big
...where have you been wags

(ahhh, so many lifeyears behind)
Haiku # 16325, October 17, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by ronin

.......satan is a fart
...you all idolize a fart
coz you're scared of fart

(ahem...an old, old fart)
Haiku # 16323, October 17, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ronin
i'm hitting refresh
but no refreshment follows
bug in the browser?
Haiku # 16322, October 17, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by scott
The attack of the
killer dildoes!!! flying steely dans
imperial sex toys...
Haiku # 16321, October 17, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by Jerry
there's cheese in a can.
there's also string in a can.
both taste similiar.
Haiku # 16320, October 17, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by scott (can you can-can?)
i have shaved my head
my scalp now reflects the sky
birds hover and preen
Haiku # 16319, October 17, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by scott (orthodox)
poor mox is dead yeahhhh!!!
I killed him with my stolen
dildo site haiku.....
Haiku # 16318, October 17, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cheese IS soul food, ehh?
up here cheese is THE soul fool,
I AM Canadian
Haiku # 16317, October 17, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cheese IS soul food, ehh?
up here cheese is THE soul fool,
I AM Canadian
Haiku # 16316, October 17, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Could somebody teach
Moxie how to do haiku,
so she'll do one right?
Haiku # 16315, October 17, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Nacho Master
we choose bad haiku
rather than good poetry
we like cheese more than soul food
Haiku # 16314, October 17, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by pesce di oro
moxie is dead, so
long live VipVop, dude who knows
good, bad haiku
Haiku # 16313, October 17, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we select some rules.
others rules we disregard.
basho laughs at us.
Haiku # 16312, October 17, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by scott...thinking
sexual erm -
Emergency Response
Mother Fucker
Haiku # 16311, October 17, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by moxie
The nature is not
here, here is haiku for the
f'n digital age.
Haiku # 16310, October 17, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Nacho Master
a higher standard!
well, that makes haiku harder.
and where's the nature?
Haiku # 16309, October 17, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ""
the trick, i have found,
is to just use single quotes
but thanks for the link
Haiku # 16308, October 17, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by badhaikuboy@yahoo.com
Your haikus all suck
Each phrase should be just one line
Don't carry over
Haiku # 16307, October 17, 2001 4:19 pm ET
by VipVop
there are goat droppings
to fertilize the barley
under the green mulch
Haiku # 16306, October 17, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by scott@...
before a breakthrough
it's often necessary
to hit rock bottom
Haiku # 16305, October 17, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by scott
I just want to go
no kidding, use this name
if you like...
Haiku # 16304, October 17, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by Jerry
Goku, I don't know who
he is, I used the name once

Ok, here's a list
Haiku # 16303, October 17, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Jerry
what about goku?
does he feel creative?
is he moribund?
Haiku # 16302, October 17, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by ap
When you hit rock bottom
and you see some Christian website
on internet addiction

your old self dies
Haiku # 16301, October 17, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by Jerry
Moxie is dead...
Haiku # 16300, October 17, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by Moxie
hey mox cut the crap
even though we tantalize
at least i love you
Haiku # 16299, October 17, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ap
If this acutally works...

See ya bro, I'm sorry for everything...
Haiku # 16298, October 17, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Moxie
dog wants to know, mox,
what is a "sexual erm".
he can't stop laughing
Haiku # 16297, October 17, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by ap
liverwurst sandwich
shared liberally with dog
his farts are unleashed
Haiku # 16296, October 17, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by ap
i sign my posts "ap",
not moxie. others sign "ap".
those are chickenshits.
Haiku # 16295, October 17, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 16294, October 17, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this blasphemy hit a nerve
because it is true on
a subconcious level...

Observe the Rennaisance...
Haiku # 16293, October 17, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 16292, October 17, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16291, October 17, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
AP, in a way, is this
sexual erm, release
when you pretend to be me??????
Haiku # 16290, October 17, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
I wonder if the
bored people here
want to do to themselves
what they claim to get me going
Haiku # 16289, October 17, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Moxie
Boredom is a mortal sin
but when it settles in
he thinks there is no way out!

BLAM, I have nothing to live for
BLAM BLAM BLAM, blood on the seat
sorry, false alarm...

I've dealt with your kind before...just wait

Haiku # 16288, October 17, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Moxie
Well, if AP was
Catholic, I wonder
if this is the whole catechism
catharsis?

What happened, boyo?
Haiku # 16287, October 17, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Moxie
So are they calling Jesus
a pedophile, when the little
children came to him?

no, it's emptiness in you
those with a conscience and soul
know is a lie
Haiku # 16286, October 17, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Moxie


When they realize it doesn't get to you
they turn away disappointed a suicide
didn't happen, and bored, were dead in the first
place...waiting for hell to recieve them
Haiku # 16285, October 17, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
They've been mocking the
Christian myth for years bro...
Is it a surprise? Anton LaVey even
let Buddha have it

The Satanic Bible, a Nietzchezen statement
Haiku # 16284, October 17, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
To be formless
anonymous, allows for nothing to attack
but also, nothing really to be said...

that's not really poetry...
Haiku # 16283, October 17, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
Take the 11 Satanic Laws of Earth...
It mocked Christianity, and
it would apply here quite well

This is and always was a clique driven place
when a fight went on, it would encourage a troll
till the flame bait went...

Haiku # 16282, October 17, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
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