Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Haiku # 16291 October 17, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
AP, in a way, is this
sexual erm, release
when you pretend to be me??????
Haiku # 16290 October 17, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
I wonder if the
bored people here
want to do to themselves
what they claim to get me going
Haiku # 16289 October 17, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Moxie
Boredom is a mortal sin
but when it settles in
he thinks there is no way out!

BLAM, I have nothing to live for
BLAM BLAM BLAM, blood on the seat
sorry, false alarm...

I've dealt with your kind before...just wait

Haiku # 16288 October 17, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Moxie
Well, if AP was
Catholic, I wonder
if this is the whole catechism
catharsis?

What happened, boyo?
Haiku # 16287 October 17, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Moxie
So are they calling Jesus
a pedophile, when the little
children came to him?

no, it's emptiness in you
those with a conscience and soul
know is a lie
Haiku # 16286 October 17, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Moxie


When they realize it doesn't get to you
they turn away disappointed a suicide
didn't happen, and bored, were dead in the first
place...waiting for hell to recieve them
Haiku # 16285 October 17, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
They've been mocking the
Christian myth for years bro...
Is it a surprise? Anton LaVey even
let Buddha have it

The Satanic Bible, a Nietzchezen statement
Haiku # 16284 October 17, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
To be formless
anonymous, allows for nothing to attack
but also, nothing really to be said...

that's not really poetry...
Haiku # 16283 October 17, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
Take the 11 Satanic Laws of Earth...
It mocked Christianity, and
it would apply here quite well

This is and always was a clique driven place
when a fight went on, it would encourage a troll
till the flame bait went...

Haiku # 16282 October 17, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
His haiku gets to me
but, what sucks is it is good
but he's wasting his talent bullying me!
Haiku # 16281 October 17, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Mox
You know, I've heard fuck Jesus
so many times, you'd think
a Nine Inch Nail wannabe would bother me

It doesn't
Haiku # 16280 October 17, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
Noble Bushido Barbecue a' Palawan

dig two long treches
flambe' hundreds with av-gas
pepper with bullets

Haiku # 16279 October 17, 2001 9:09 am ET
by ap - old Japanese recipe
scathing, unforgiving
this attack on moxie is....
fucking fantastic
Haiku # 16278 October 17, 2001 9:02 am ET
by ap
moxie's selection :
erection, resurrection
haiku perfection
Haiku # 16277 October 17, 2001 6:26 am ET
by ash
Ill from swilling smoke
He chokes on phlegm and when he
Coughs Grim Reaper smiles
Haiku # 16276 October 17, 2001 5:22 am ET
by Kofi Saffu of London, UK
Jesus was well hung,
On a bloody cross, thanks god.
now look what you did
Haiku # 16275 October 17, 2001 4:33 am ET
by moxie
No room at the inn,
but lots of room in the end.
A silent night, not.
Haiku # 16274 October 17, 2001 4:32 am ET
by moxie
Gives me a woody
And he makes me go cross-eyed
Jesus was well hung
Haiku # 16273 October 17, 2001 4:04 am ET
by moxie
After years of church
the crucifix becomes a
dildo, fuck Jesus.
Haiku # 16272 October 17, 2001 3:58 am ET
by moxie
Oh holy Mary
I see how Joseph kept you
Forever vergin'
Haiku # 16271 October 17, 2001 3:55 am ET
by moxie
Hail Mary full of
grace fill me up take gods place
in my....nevermind
Haiku # 16270 October 17, 2001 3:52 am ET
by moxie, i am such a DIRTY man
crossed dildos upon
my bedroom wall conjure my
insatiable lust
Haiku # 16269 October 17, 2001 3:51 am ET
by moxie
Come, sayeth the Lord
Come again, sayeth the Lord
fill yourself with Me.
Haiku # 16268 October 17, 2001 3:50 am ET
by moxie
Jesus is coming
and the good book recommends
water-proof clothing
Haiku # 16267 October 17, 2001 3:49 am ET
by moxie
She is nineteen still;
Sit on my face, Britney Spears,
Baby, one more time.

Yes, it's not about religion, but I was inspired.
Haiku # 16266 October 17, 2001 3:49 am ET
by moxie
Altar boys should know,
prayer is best done on your knees,
receive Moxie's body
Haiku # 16265 October 17, 2001 3:26 am ET
by moxie
Wherever two have
Gathered in my name- I'm there
Gathered in their ass
Haiku # 16264 October 17, 2001 3:24 am ET
by moxie
verily, as it is
in heaven so shall it be
deep in my asshole
Haiku # 16263 October 17, 2001 3:23 am ET
by moxie
Haiku you do not
Flow easily from my tongue
You tricky fuckers
Haiku # 16262 October 17, 2001 3:22 am ET
by moxie
I just love Haikus
And I love disgusting sex
I win on both counts!
Haiku # 16261 October 17, 2001 3:21 am ET
by moxie
oh that was too good
much, much, much, much, much too good
to be mox for real
Haiku # 16260 October 17, 2001 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Call an exorcist
I got the Devil in me
Too late, I'm cumming!
Haiku # 16259 October 17, 2001 2:45 am ET
by moxie
With Moses in me
I'm as hard as stone, just like
The ten commandments
Haiku # 16258 October 17, 2001 2:44 am ET
by moxie
I kneel in prayer
Rocking in rhythm as I
Scream Your holy name.
Haiku # 16257 October 17, 2001 2:42 am ET
by moxie
Jesus likes my ass
Though Satan thinks it nice too
Front row seats? twelve bucks.
Haiku # 16256 October 17, 2001 2:39 am ET
by moxie
turgid Moses boy
Can you hit the spot? Grind me
and make me swoon!
Haiku # 16255 October 17, 2001 2:37 am ET
by moxie
The power of christ
Compells me to ram Satans
Dildo up my ass
Haiku # 16254 October 17, 2001 2:36 am ET
by moxie
este maestro
de los nachos...el tiene
mucho nachismo
Haiku # 16253 October 17, 2001 1:58 am ET
by gautcho
i just want to note :
sixteen two thirty-seven
is a forgery
Haiku # 16252 October 17, 2001 1:07 am ET
by ash - i watched 'em fall on cable
you missed it jewel
guv'ment is a local joke
austrayan syntax
Haiku # 16251 October 17, 2001 1:01 am ET
by ash
as that old book says
"judge not lest ye be judge...ed?"
(read by Mike Meyers)
Haiku # 16250 October 17, 2001 12:11 am ET
by scott (in "so I married an axe-murderer", of course), and I have been arrogant, sure...
it takes some guts, ap,*
to confront that bigotry
so accepted here

*one syllable
Haiku # 16249 October 17, 2001 12:09 am ET
by scott@itstheirworldtoo
and the psychosis
seems a projection of self
megalomaniac
Haiku # 16248 October 16, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by ap
this calling of "queer"
is reserved for bigots and
homophobes, n'est pas
Haiku # 16247 October 16, 2001 11:45 pm ET
by ap
the fuse has been lit
intellectual betters
are psychotic queers?
Haiku # 16246 October 16, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by ap
driving in driving
rain, darkest night, home but for
two hundred miles
Haiku # 16245 October 16, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by ap
long deep kiss goodbye
she's wet under her nightie
her scent on my hand
Haiku # 16244 October 16, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by ap
16241...that's bastardized...erratum
Haiku # 16243 October 16, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by jewel1
The Satirist fails
the satire that is unheard
is a satire lost

(maybe you should beef up on that satire
line?)
Haiku # 16242 October 16, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1