Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...


When they realize it doesn't get to you
they turn away disappointed a suicide
didn't happen, and bored, were dead in the first
place...waiting for hell to recieve them
Haiku # 16285 October 17, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
They've been mocking the
Christian myth for years bro...
Is it a surprise? Anton LaVey even
let Buddha have it

The Satanic Bible, a Nietzchezen statement
Haiku # 16284 October 17, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
To be formless
anonymous, allows for nothing to attack
but also, nothing really to be said...

that's not really poetry...
Haiku # 16283 October 17, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
Take the 11 Satanic Laws of Earth...
It mocked Christianity, and
it would apply here quite well

This is and always was a clique driven place
when a fight went on, it would encourage a troll
till the flame bait went...

Haiku # 16282 October 17, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
His haiku gets to me
but, what sucks is it is good
but he's wasting his talent bullying me!
Haiku # 16281 October 17, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Mox
You know, I've heard fuck Jesus
so many times, you'd think
a Nine Inch Nail wannabe would bother me

It doesn't
Haiku # 16280 October 17, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
Noble Bushido Barbecue a' Palawan

dig two long treches
flambe' hundreds with av-gas
pepper with bullets

Haiku # 16279 October 17, 2001 9:09 am ET
by ap - old Japanese recipe
scathing, unforgiving
this attack on moxie is....
fucking fantastic
Haiku # 16278 October 17, 2001 9:02 am ET
by ap
moxie's selection :
erection, resurrection
haiku perfection
Haiku # 16277 October 17, 2001 6:26 am ET
by ash
Ill from swilling smoke
He chokes on phlegm and when he
Coughs Grim Reaper smiles
Haiku # 16276 October 17, 2001 5:22 am ET
by Kofi Saffu of London, UK
Jesus was well hung,
On a bloody cross, thanks god.
now look what you did
Haiku # 16275 October 17, 2001 4:33 am ET
by moxie
No room at the inn,
but lots of room in the end.
A silent night, not.
Haiku # 16274 October 17, 2001 4:32 am ET
by moxie
Gives me a woody
And he makes me go cross-eyed
Jesus was well hung
Haiku # 16273 October 17, 2001 4:04 am ET
by moxie
After years of church
the crucifix becomes a
dildo, fuck Jesus.
Haiku # 16272 October 17, 2001 3:58 am ET
by moxie
Oh holy Mary
I see how Joseph kept you
Forever vergin'
Haiku # 16271 October 17, 2001 3:55 am ET
by moxie
Hail Mary full of
grace fill me up take gods place
in my....nevermind
Haiku # 16270 October 17, 2001 3:52 am ET
by moxie, i am such a DIRTY man
crossed dildos upon
my bedroom wall conjure my
insatiable lust
Haiku # 16269 October 17, 2001 3:51 am ET
by moxie
Come, sayeth the Lord
Come again, sayeth the Lord
fill yourself with Me.
Haiku # 16268 October 17, 2001 3:50 am ET
by moxie
Jesus is coming
and the good book recommends
water-proof clothing
Haiku # 16267 October 17, 2001 3:49 am ET
by moxie
She is nineteen still;
Sit on my face, Britney Spears,
Baby, one more time.

Yes, it's not about religion, but I was inspired.
Haiku # 16266 October 17, 2001 3:49 am ET
by moxie
Altar boys should know,
prayer is best done on your knees,
receive Moxie's body
Haiku # 16265 October 17, 2001 3:26 am ET
by moxie
Wherever two have
Gathered in my name- I'm there
Gathered in their ass
Haiku # 16264 October 17, 2001 3:24 am ET
by moxie
verily, as it is
in heaven so shall it be
deep in my asshole
Haiku # 16263 October 17, 2001 3:23 am ET
by moxie
Haiku you do not
Flow easily from my tongue
You tricky fuckers
Haiku # 16262 October 17, 2001 3:22 am ET
by moxie
I just love Haikus
And I love disgusting sex
I win on both counts!
Haiku # 16261 October 17, 2001 3:21 am ET
by moxie
oh that was too good
much, much, much, much, much too good
to be mox for real
Haiku # 16260 October 17, 2001 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Call an exorcist
I got the Devil in me
Too late, I'm cumming!
Haiku # 16259 October 17, 2001 2:45 am ET
by moxie
With Moses in me
I'm as hard as stone, just like
The ten commandments
Haiku # 16258 October 17, 2001 2:44 am ET
by moxie
I kneel in prayer
Rocking in rhythm as I
Scream Your holy name.
Haiku # 16257 October 17, 2001 2:42 am ET
by moxie
Jesus likes my ass
Though Satan thinks it nice too
Front row seats? twelve bucks.
Haiku # 16256 October 17, 2001 2:39 am ET
by moxie
turgid Moses boy
Can you hit the spot? Grind me
and make me swoon!
Haiku # 16255 October 17, 2001 2:37 am ET
by moxie
The power of christ
Compells me to ram Satans
Dildo up my ass
Haiku # 16254 October 17, 2001 2:36 am ET
by moxie
este maestro
de los nachos...el tiene
mucho nachismo
Haiku # 16253 October 17, 2001 1:58 am ET
by gautcho
i just want to note :
sixteen two thirty-seven
is a forgery
Haiku # 16252 October 17, 2001 1:07 am ET
by ash - i watched 'em fall on cable
you missed it jewel
guv'ment is a local joke
austrayan syntax
Haiku # 16251 October 17, 2001 1:01 am ET
by ash
as that old book says
"judge not lest ye be judge...ed?"
(read by Mike Meyers)
Haiku # 16250 October 17, 2001 12:11 am ET
by scott (in "so I married an axe-murderer", of course), and I have been arrogant, sure...
it takes some guts, ap,*
to confront that bigotry
so accepted here

*one syllable
Haiku # 16249 October 17, 2001 12:09 am ET
by scott@itstheirworldtoo
and the psychosis
seems a projection of self
megalomaniac
Haiku # 16248 October 16, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by ap
this calling of "queer"
is reserved for bigots and
homophobes, n'est pas
Haiku # 16247 October 16, 2001 11:45 pm ET
by ap
the fuse has been lit
intellectual betters
are psychotic queers?
Haiku # 16246 October 16, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by ap
driving in driving
rain, darkest night, home but for
two hundred miles
Haiku # 16245 October 16, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by ap
long deep kiss goodbye
she's wet under her nightie
her scent on my hand
Haiku # 16244 October 16, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by ap
16241...that's bastardized...erratum
Haiku # 16243 October 16, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by jewel1
The Satirist fails
the satire that is unheard
is a satire lost

(maybe you should beef up on that satire
line?)
Haiku # 16242 October 16, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1
Sweet pristine words
undisturbed and free flowing
music for the soul

(see how you agonized and bastardize the
word just to fit? Guv'nance?!?)
Haiku # 16241 October 16, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by jewel1
"Keats had a meter
to contend with, it can make
you say anything..."*

- adapted to haiku format from Denis Johnson's "Already Dead"
Haiku # 16240 October 16, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by truth=beauty=love=life=death
I am the master
of Nachos, how about you?
I didn't think so.
Haiku # 16239 October 16, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by Nacho Master
genuises: rarely
understood in their own time,
much like idiots
Haiku # 16238 October 16, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by scott (if the shoe fits...I don't wear shoes, personally)
the falling of the
world trade center was made up,
it is just a sham.
Q33NY
Haiku # 16237 October 16, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ash
Stand back, you evil,
villian, because there's a Hurr-
icane comin' through!
Haiku # 16236 October 16, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!