Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Wherever two have
Gathered in my name- I'm there
Gathered in their ass
Haiku # 16264, October 17, 2001 3:24 am ET
by moxie
verily, as it is
in heaven so shall it be
deep in my asshole
Haiku # 16263, October 17, 2001 3:23 am ET
by moxie
Haiku you do not
Flow easily from my tongue
You tricky fuckers
Haiku # 16262, October 17, 2001 3:22 am ET
by moxie
I just love Haikus
And I love disgusting sex
I win on both counts!
Haiku # 16261, October 17, 2001 3:21 am ET
by moxie
oh that was too good
much, much, much, much, much too good
to be mox for real
Haiku # 16260, October 17, 2001 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Call an exorcist
I got the Devil in me
Too late, I'm cumming!
Haiku # 16259, October 17, 2001 2:45 am ET
by moxie
With Moses in me
I'm as hard as stone, just like
The ten commandments
Haiku # 16258, October 17, 2001 2:44 am ET
by moxie
I kneel in prayer
Rocking in rhythm as I
Scream Your holy name.
Haiku # 16257, October 17, 2001 2:42 am ET
by moxie
Jesus likes my ass
Though Satan thinks it nice too
Front row seats? twelve bucks.
Haiku # 16256, October 17, 2001 2:39 am ET
by moxie
turgid Moses boy
Can you hit the spot? Grind me
and make me swoon!
Haiku # 16255, October 17, 2001 2:37 am ET
by moxie
The power of christ
Compells me to ram Satans
Dildo up my ass
Haiku # 16254, October 17, 2001 2:36 am ET
by moxie
este maestro
de los nachos...el tiene
mucho nachismo
Haiku # 16253, October 17, 2001 1:58 am ET
by gautcho
i just want to note :
sixteen two thirty-seven
is a forgery
Haiku # 16252, October 17, 2001 1:07 am ET
by ash - i watched 'em fall on cable
you missed it jewel
guv'ment is a local joke
austrayan syntax
Haiku # 16251, October 17, 2001 1:01 am ET
by ash
as that old book says
"judge not lest ye be judge...ed?"
(read by Mike Meyers)
Haiku # 16250, October 17, 2001 12:11 am ET
by scott (in "so I married an axe-murderer", of course), and I have been arrogant, sure...
it takes some guts, ap,*
to confront that bigotry
so accepted here

*one syllable
Haiku # 16249, October 17, 2001 12:09 am ET
by scott@itstheirworldtoo
and the psychosis
seems a projection of self
megalomaniac
Haiku # 16248, October 16, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by ap
this calling of "queer"
is reserved for bigots and
homophobes, n'est pas
Haiku # 16247, October 16, 2001 11:45 pm ET
by ap
the fuse has been lit
intellectual betters
are psychotic queers?
Haiku # 16246, October 16, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by ap
driving in driving
rain, darkest night, home but for
two hundred miles
Haiku # 16245, October 16, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by ap
long deep kiss goodbye
she's wet under her nightie
her scent on my hand
Haiku # 16244, October 16, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by ap
16241...that's bastardized...erratum
Haiku # 16243, October 16, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by jewel1
The Satirist fails
the satire that is unheard
is a satire lost

(maybe you should beef up on that satire
line?)
Haiku # 16242, October 16, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1
Sweet pristine words
undisturbed and free flowing
music for the soul

(see how you agonized and bastardize the
word just to fit? Guv'nance?!?)
Haiku # 16241, October 16, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by jewel1
"Keats had a meter
to contend with, it can make
you say anything..."*

- adapted to haiku format from Denis Johnson's "Already Dead"
Haiku # 16240, October 16, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by truth=beauty=love=life=death
I am the master
of Nachos, how about you?
I didn't think so.
Haiku # 16239, October 16, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by Nacho Master
genuises: rarely
understood in their own time,
much like idiots
Haiku # 16238, October 16, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by scott (if the shoe fits...I don't wear shoes, personally)
the falling of the
world trade center was made up,
it is just a sham.
Q33NY
Haiku # 16237, October 16, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ash
Stand back, you evil,
villian, because there's a Hurr-
icane comin' through!
Haiku # 16236, October 16, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16235, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16234, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16233, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16232, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16231, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16230, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16229, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16228, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16227, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16226, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16225, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16224, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16223, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16222, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16221, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16220, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16219, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16218, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16217, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16216, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16215, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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