Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 318 Days and 78440 Haiku later...
The Satirist fails
the satire that is unheard
is a satire lost

(maybe you should beef up on that satire
line?)
Haiku # 16242 ↗ October 16, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1
Sweet pristine words
undisturbed and free flowing
music for the soul

(see how you agonized and bastardize the
word just to fit? Guv'nance?!?)
Haiku # 16241 ↗ October 16, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by jewel1
"Keats had a meter
to contend with, it can make
you say anything..."*

- adapted to haiku format from Denis Johnson's "Already Dead"
Haiku # 16240 ↗ October 16, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by truth=beauty=love=life=death
I am the master
of Nachos, how about you?
I didn't think so.
Haiku # 16239 ↗ October 16, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by Nacho Master
genuises: rarely
understood in their own time,
much like idiots
Haiku # 16238 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by scott (if the shoe fits...I don't wear shoes, personally)
the falling of the
world trade center was made up,
it is just a sham.
Q33NY
Haiku # 16237 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ash
Stand back, you evil,
villian, because there's a Hurr-
icane comin' through!
Haiku # 16236 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16235 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16234 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16232 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16231 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16230 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16229 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16228 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16227 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16226 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16225 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16224 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16223 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16222 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16221 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16220 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16219 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16218 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16217 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16213 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16212 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16211 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16210 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16209 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16208 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16207 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16206 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16205 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16204 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16203 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16202 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16201 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16200 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16199 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16198 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16197 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16196 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16195 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16194 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16193 ↗ October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!