Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
it takes some guts, ap,*
to confront that bigotry
so accepted here

*one syllable
Haiku # 16249 October 17, 2001 12:09 am ET
by scott@itstheirworldtoo
and the psychosis
seems a projection of self
megalomaniac
Haiku # 16248 October 16, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by ap
this calling of "queer"
is reserved for bigots and
homophobes, n'est pas
Haiku # 16247 October 16, 2001 11:45 pm ET
by ap
the fuse has been lit
intellectual betters
are psychotic queers?
Haiku # 16246 October 16, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by ap
driving in driving
rain, darkest night, home but for
two hundred miles
Haiku # 16245 October 16, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by ap
long deep kiss goodbye
she's wet under her nightie
her scent on my hand
Haiku # 16244 October 16, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by ap
16241...that's bastardized...erratum
Haiku # 16243 October 16, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by jewel1
The Satirist fails
the satire that is unheard
is a satire lost

(maybe you should beef up on that satire
line?)
Haiku # 16242 October 16, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1
Sweet pristine words
undisturbed and free flowing
music for the soul

(see how you agonized and bastardize the
word just to fit? Guv'nance?!?)
Haiku # 16241 October 16, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by jewel1
"Keats had a meter
to contend with, it can make
you say anything..."*

- adapted to haiku format from Denis Johnson's "Already Dead"
Haiku # 16240 October 16, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by truth=beauty=love=life=death
I am the master
of Nachos, how about you?
I didn't think so.
Haiku # 16239 October 16, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by Nacho Master
genuises: rarely
understood in their own time,
much like idiots
Haiku # 16238 October 16, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by scott (if the shoe fits...I don't wear shoes, personally)
the falling of the
world trade center was made up,
it is just a sham.
Q33NY
Haiku # 16237 October 16, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ash
Stand back, you evil,
villian, because there's a Hurr-
icane comin' through!
Haiku # 16236 October 16, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16235 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16234 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16228 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16224 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16216 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16214 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16213 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16212 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16211 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16210 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16209 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16208 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16207 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16206 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16205 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16204 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16203 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16202 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16201 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16200 October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!