Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Altar boys should know,
prayer is best done on your knees,
receive Moxie's body
Haiku # 16265, October 17, 2001 3:26 am ET
by moxie
Wherever two have
Gathered in my name- I'm there
Gathered in their ass
Haiku # 16264, October 17, 2001 3:24 am ET
by moxie
verily, as it is
in heaven so shall it be
deep in my asshole
Haiku # 16263, October 17, 2001 3:23 am ET
by moxie
Haiku you do not
Flow easily from my tongue
You tricky fuckers
Haiku # 16262, October 17, 2001 3:22 am ET
by moxie
I just love Haikus
And I love disgusting sex
I win on both counts!
Haiku # 16261, October 17, 2001 3:21 am ET
by moxie
oh that was too good
much, much, much, much, much too good
to be mox for real
Haiku # 16260, October 17, 2001 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Call an exorcist
I got the Devil in me
Too late, I'm cumming!
Haiku # 16259, October 17, 2001 2:45 am ET
by moxie
With Moses in me
I'm as hard as stone, just like
The ten commandments
Haiku # 16258, October 17, 2001 2:44 am ET
by moxie
I kneel in prayer
Rocking in rhythm as I
Scream Your holy name.
Haiku # 16257, October 17, 2001 2:42 am ET
by moxie
Jesus likes my ass
Though Satan thinks it nice too
Front row seats? twelve bucks.
Haiku # 16256, October 17, 2001 2:39 am ET
by moxie
turgid Moses boy
Can you hit the spot? Grind me
and make me swoon!
Haiku # 16255, October 17, 2001 2:37 am ET
by moxie
The power of christ
Compells me to ram Satans
Dildo up my ass
Haiku # 16254, October 17, 2001 2:36 am ET
by moxie
este maestro
de los nachos...el tiene
mucho nachismo
Haiku # 16253, October 17, 2001 1:58 am ET
by gautcho
i just want to note :
sixteen two thirty-seven
is a forgery
Haiku # 16252, October 17, 2001 1:07 am ET
by ash - i watched 'em fall on cable
you missed it jewel
guv'ment is a local joke
austrayan syntax
Haiku # 16251, October 17, 2001 1:01 am ET
by ash
as that old book says
"judge not lest ye be judge...ed?"
(read by Mike Meyers)
Haiku # 16250, October 17, 2001 12:11 am ET
by scott (in "so I married an axe-murderer", of course), and I have been arrogant, sure...
it takes some guts, ap,*
to confront that bigotry
so accepted here

*one syllable
Haiku # 16249, October 17, 2001 12:09 am ET
by scott@itstheirworldtoo
and the psychosis
seems a projection of self
megalomaniac
Haiku # 16248, October 16, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by ap
this calling of "queer"
is reserved for bigots and
homophobes, n'est pas
Haiku # 16247, October 16, 2001 11:45 pm ET
by ap
the fuse has been lit
intellectual betters
are psychotic queers?
Haiku # 16246, October 16, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by ap
driving in driving
rain, darkest night, home but for
two hundred miles
Haiku # 16245, October 16, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by ap
long deep kiss goodbye
she's wet under her nightie
her scent on my hand
Haiku # 16244, October 16, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by ap
16241...that's bastardized...erratum
Haiku # 16243, October 16, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by jewel1
The Satirist fails
the satire that is unheard
is a satire lost

(maybe you should beef up on that satire
line?)
Haiku # 16242, October 16, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1
Sweet pristine words
undisturbed and free flowing
music for the soul

(see how you agonized and bastardize the
word just to fit? Guv'nance?!?)
Haiku # 16241, October 16, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by jewel1
"Keats had a meter
to contend with, it can make
you say anything..."*

- adapted to haiku format from Denis Johnson's "Already Dead"
Haiku # 16240, October 16, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by truth=beauty=love=life=death
I am the master
of Nachos, how about you?
I didn't think so.
Haiku # 16239, October 16, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by Nacho Master
genuises: rarely
understood in their own time,
much like idiots
Haiku # 16238, October 16, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by scott (if the shoe fits...I don't wear shoes, personally)
the falling of the
world trade center was made up,
it is just a sham.
Q33NY
Haiku # 16237, October 16, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ash
Stand back, you evil,
villian, because there's a Hurr-
icane comin' through!
Haiku # 16236, October 16, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16235, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16234, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16233, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16232, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16231, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16230, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16229, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16228, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16227, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16226, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16225, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16224, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16223, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16222, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16221, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16220, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16219, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16218, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16217, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16216, October 16, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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