Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...


..with bloodshot red eyes
he vaguely attempts to talk
....but his brains is fried
Haiku # 16331, October 17, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ronin

..the guy's brain is fried
sucked dry of all its juices
..he simply stares blank
Haiku # 16330, October 17, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ronin

.......grilled skewered ap
from one end of his shit head
.........to the other end
Haiku # 16329, October 17, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by ronin
..so what's the big deal
if you're fucking canadian
..a third rate white race

..(go stuff your ass with
.........foul cheese)
Haiku # 16328, October 17, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by ronin
coincidence? already?

anthrax went to the
senate one; dubya twat holds
most expendable

in case it had him
actually killed: even
odds: kowtow demos.
Haiku # 16327, October 17, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by unconceding

...i would smash his face,
push it down the toilet bowl
....and kick his damn ass
Haiku # 16326, October 17, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by ronin

............satan is passe
.but here he's like something big
...where have you been wags

(ahhh, so many lifeyears behind)
Haiku # 16325, October 17, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by ronin

.......satan is a fart
...you all idolize a fart
coz you're scared of fart

(ahem...an old, old fart)
Haiku # 16323, October 17, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ronin
i'm hitting refresh
but no refreshment follows
bug in the browser?
Haiku # 16322, October 17, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by scott
The attack of the
killer dildoes!!! flying steely dans
imperial sex toys...
Haiku # 16321, October 17, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by Jerry
there's cheese in a can.
there's also string in a can.
both taste similiar.
Haiku # 16320, October 17, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by scott (can you can-can?)
i have shaved my head
my scalp now reflects the sky
birds hover and preen
Haiku # 16319, October 17, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by scott (orthodox)
poor mox is dead yeahhhh!!!
I killed him with my stolen
dildo site haiku.....
Haiku # 16318, October 17, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cheese IS soul food, ehh?
up here cheese is THE soul fool,
I AM Canadian
Haiku # 16317, October 17, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cheese IS soul food, ehh?
up here cheese is THE soul fool,
I AM Canadian
Haiku # 16316, October 17, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Could somebody teach
Moxie how to do haiku,
so she'll do one right?
Haiku # 16315, October 17, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Nacho Master
we choose bad haiku
rather than good poetry
we like cheese more than soul food
Haiku # 16314, October 17, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by pesce di oro
moxie is dead, so
long live VipVop, dude who knows
good, bad haiku
Haiku # 16313, October 17, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we select some rules.
others rules we disregard.
basho laughs at us.
Haiku # 16312, October 17, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by scott...thinking
sexual erm -
Emergency Response
Mother Fucker
Haiku # 16311, October 17, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by moxie
The nature is not
here, here is haiku for the
f'n digital age.
Haiku # 16310, October 17, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Nacho Master
a higher standard!
well, that makes haiku harder.
and where's the nature?
Haiku # 16309, October 17, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ""
the trick, i have found,
is to just use single quotes
but thanks for the link
Haiku # 16308, October 17, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by badhaikuboy@yahoo.com
Your haikus all suck
Each phrase should be just one line
Don't carry over
Haiku # 16307, October 17, 2001 4:19 pm ET
by VipVop
there are goat droppings
to fertilize the barley
under the green mulch
Haiku # 16306, October 17, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by scott@...
before a breakthrough
it's often necessary
to hit rock bottom
Haiku # 16305, October 17, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by scott
I just want to go
no kidding, use this name
if you like...
Haiku # 16304, October 17, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by Jerry
Goku, I don't know who
he is, I used the name once

Ok, here's a list
Haiku # 16303, October 17, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Jerry
what about goku?
does he feel creative?
is he moribund?
Haiku # 16302, October 17, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by ap
When you hit rock bottom
and you see some Christian website
on internet addiction

your old self dies
Haiku # 16301, October 17, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by Jerry
Moxie is dead...
Haiku # 16300, October 17, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by Moxie
hey mox cut the crap
even though we tantalize
at least i love you
Haiku # 16299, October 17, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ap
If this acutally works...

See ya bro, I'm sorry for everything...
Haiku # 16298, October 17, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Moxie
dog wants to know, mox,
what is a "sexual erm".
he can't stop laughing
Haiku # 16297, October 17, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by ap
liverwurst sandwich
shared liberally with dog
his farts are unleashed
Haiku # 16296, October 17, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by ap
i sign my posts "ap",
not moxie. others sign "ap".
those are chickenshits.
Haiku # 16295, October 17, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 16294, October 17, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this blasphemy hit a nerve
because it is true on
a subconcious level...

Observe the Rennaisance...
Haiku # 16293, October 17, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 16292, October 17, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16291, October 17, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
AP, in a way, is this
sexual erm, release
when you pretend to be me??????
Haiku # 16290, October 17, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
I wonder if the
bored people here
want to do to themselves
what they claim to get me going
Haiku # 16289, October 17, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Moxie
Boredom is a mortal sin
but when it settles in
he thinks there is no way out!

BLAM, I have nothing to live for
BLAM BLAM BLAM, blood on the seat
sorry, false alarm...

I've dealt with your kind before...just wait

Haiku # 16288, October 17, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Moxie
Well, if AP was
Catholic, I wonder
if this is the whole catechism
catharsis?

What happened, boyo?
Haiku # 16287, October 17, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Moxie
So are they calling Jesus
a pedophile, when the little
children came to him?

no, it's emptiness in you
those with a conscience and soul
know is a lie
Haiku # 16286, October 17, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Moxie


When they realize it doesn't get to you
they turn away disappointed a suicide
didn't happen, and bored, were dead in the first
place...waiting for hell to recieve them
Haiku # 16285, October 17, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
They've been mocking the
Christian myth for years bro...
Is it a surprise? Anton LaVey even
let Buddha have it

The Satanic Bible, a Nietzchezen statement
Haiku # 16284, October 17, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
To be formless
anonymous, allows for nothing to attack
but also, nothing really to be said...

that's not really poetry...
Haiku # 16283, October 17, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
Take the 11 Satanic Laws of Earth...
It mocked Christianity, and
it would apply here quite well

This is and always was a clique driven place
when a fight went on, it would encourage a troll
till the flame bait went...

Haiku # 16282, October 17, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
His haiku gets to me
but, what sucks is it is good
but he's wasting his talent bullying me!
Haiku # 16281, October 17, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Mox
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