Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

the trick, i have found,
is to just use single quotes
but thanks for the link
Haiku # 16308, October 17, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by badhaikuboy@yahoo.com
Your haikus all suck
Each phrase should be just one line
Don't carry over
Haiku # 16307, October 17, 2001 4:19 pm ET
by VipVop
there are goat droppings
to fertilize the barley
under the green mulch
Haiku # 16306, October 17, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by scott@...
before a breakthrough
it's often necessary
to hit rock bottom
Haiku # 16305, October 17, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by scott
I just want to go
no kidding, use this name
if you like...
Haiku # 16304, October 17, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by Jerry
Goku, I don't know who
he is, I used the name once

Ok, here's a list
Haiku # 16303, October 17, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Jerry
what about goku?
does he feel creative?
is he moribund?
Haiku # 16302, October 17, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by ap
When you hit rock bottom
and you see some Christian website
on internet addiction

your old self dies
Haiku # 16301, October 17, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by Jerry
Moxie is dead...
Haiku # 16300, October 17, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by Moxie
hey mox cut the crap
even though we tantalize
at least i love you
Haiku # 16299, October 17, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ap
If this acutally works...

See ya bro, I'm sorry for everything...
Haiku # 16298, October 17, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Moxie
dog wants to know, mox,
what is a "sexual erm".
he can't stop laughing
Haiku # 16297, October 17, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by ap
liverwurst sandwich
shared liberally with dog
his farts are unleashed
Haiku # 16296, October 17, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by ap
i sign my posts "ap",
not moxie. others sign "ap".
those are chickenshits.
Haiku # 16295, October 17, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 16294, October 17, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this blasphemy hit a nerve
because it is true on
a subconcious level...

Observe the Rennaisance...
Haiku # 16293, October 17, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 16292, October 17, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16291, October 17, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
AP, in a way, is this
sexual erm, release
when you pretend to be me??????
Haiku # 16290, October 17, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
I wonder if the
bored people here
want to do to themselves
what they claim to get me going
Haiku # 16289, October 17, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Moxie
Boredom is a mortal sin
but when it settles in
he thinks there is no way out!

BLAM, I have nothing to live for
BLAM BLAM BLAM, blood on the seat
sorry, false alarm...

I've dealt with your kind before...just wait

Haiku # 16288, October 17, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Moxie
Well, if AP was
Catholic, I wonder
if this is the whole catechism
catharsis?

What happened, boyo?
Haiku # 16287, October 17, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Moxie
So are they calling Jesus
a pedophile, when the little
children came to him?

no, it's emptiness in you
those with a conscience and soul
know is a lie
Haiku # 16286, October 17, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Moxie


When they realize it doesn't get to you
they turn away disappointed a suicide
didn't happen, and bored, were dead in the first
place...waiting for hell to recieve them
Haiku # 16285, October 17, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
They've been mocking the
Christian myth for years bro...
Is it a surprise? Anton LaVey even
let Buddha have it

The Satanic Bible, a Nietzchezen statement
Haiku # 16284, October 17, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
To be formless
anonymous, allows for nothing to attack
but also, nothing really to be said...

that's not really poetry...
Haiku # 16283, October 17, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
Take the 11 Satanic Laws of Earth...
It mocked Christianity, and
it would apply here quite well

This is and always was a clique driven place
when a fight went on, it would encourage a troll
till the flame bait went...

Haiku # 16282, October 17, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
His haiku gets to me
but, what sucks is it is good
but he's wasting his talent bullying me!
Haiku # 16281, October 17, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Mox
You know, I've heard fuck Jesus
so many times, you'd think
a Nine Inch Nail wannabe would bother me

It doesn't
Haiku # 16280, October 17, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
Noble Bushido Barbecue a' Palawan

dig two long treches
flambe' hundreds with av-gas
pepper with bullets

Haiku # 16279, October 17, 2001 9:09 am ET
by ap - old Japanese recipe
scathing, unforgiving
this attack on moxie is....
fucking fantastic
Haiku # 16278, October 17, 2001 9:02 am ET
by ap
moxie's selection :
erection, resurrection
haiku perfection
Haiku # 16277, October 17, 2001 6:26 am ET
by ash
Ill from swilling smoke
He chokes on phlegm and when he
Coughs Grim Reaper smiles
Haiku # 16276, October 17, 2001 5:22 am ET
by Kofi Saffu of London, UK
Jesus was well hung,
On a bloody cross, thanks god.
now look what you did
Haiku # 16275, October 17, 2001 4:33 am ET
by moxie
No room at the inn,
but lots of room in the end.
A silent night, not.
Haiku # 16274, October 17, 2001 4:32 am ET
by moxie
Gives me a woody
And he makes me go cross-eyed
Jesus was well hung
Haiku # 16273, October 17, 2001 4:04 am ET
by moxie
After years of church
the crucifix becomes a
dildo, fuck Jesus.
Haiku # 16272, October 17, 2001 3:58 am ET
by moxie
Oh holy Mary
I see how Joseph kept you
Forever vergin'
Haiku # 16271, October 17, 2001 3:55 am ET
by moxie
Hail Mary full of
grace fill me up take gods place
in my....nevermind
Haiku # 16270, October 17, 2001 3:52 am ET
by moxie, i am such a DIRTY man
crossed dildos upon
my bedroom wall conjure my
insatiable lust
Haiku # 16269, October 17, 2001 3:51 am ET
by moxie
Come, sayeth the Lord
Come again, sayeth the Lord
fill yourself with Me.
Haiku # 16268, October 17, 2001 3:50 am ET
by moxie
Jesus is coming
and the good book recommends
water-proof clothing
Haiku # 16267, October 17, 2001 3:49 am ET
by moxie
She is nineteen still;
Sit on my face, Britney Spears,
Baby, one more time.

Yes, it's not about religion, but I was inspired.
Haiku # 16266, October 17, 2001 3:49 am ET
by moxie
Altar boys should know,
prayer is best done on your knees,
receive Moxie's body
Haiku # 16265, October 17, 2001 3:26 am ET
by moxie
Wherever two have
Gathered in my name- I'm there
Gathered in their ass
Haiku # 16264, October 17, 2001 3:24 am ET
by moxie
verily, as it is
in heaven so shall it be
deep in my asshole
Haiku # 16263, October 17, 2001 3:23 am ET
by moxie
Haiku you do not
Flow easily from my tongue
You tricky fuckers
Haiku # 16262, October 17, 2001 3:22 am ET
by moxie
I just love Haikus
And I love disgusting sex
I win on both counts!
Haiku # 16261, October 17, 2001 3:21 am ET
by moxie
oh that was too good
much, much, much, much, much too good
to be mox for real
Haiku # 16260, October 17, 2001 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Call an exorcist
I got the Devil in me
Too late, I'm cumming!
Haiku # 16259, October 17, 2001 2:45 am ET
by moxie
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